Random Music Lyrics Thread

[duckman]

"No Surprise" - Theory of a Deadman

Friday is when you left me
So I'll drink myself to sleep
And Sunday is when I'll wake up
Not to remember a thing

My friends all say the same thing
I don't know my new girl too well
(I know)
That all this lying gets to me
And no one seems to give a shit
(The way)
She talks to every guy in the bar
(I guess)
It should've raised some kind of alarm
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up?
Like all the other guys that you're gunning for!

Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me

My friends are mean to me
They say I don't break up too well
(They know)
All this crying gets to me
And no one seems to give a shit
Well I know you want to
So go on and say it
Just go on and say it
Just go on and say it

Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
(Leavin' me)

Friday is when you left me
So I drank myself to sleep
And Sunday I never woke up

Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
That that bitch is leavin' me

[duckman]

"Hollywood Whore" - Papa Roach

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.

Cocaine nose,
And trendy clothes,
Gotta send her to rehab.
She found out she's got no soul,
But it really doesn't bother her.
White trash queen,
American dream-
Oh, what a role model.
Throwing a fit,
Making a scene,
Like no tomorrow.

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
Can't take it no more,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down.
I'm sorry but the party's over NOW.

Awake by noon, drunk by 4.
Sucked up in the show biz.
You're so lame,
You're such a bore,
I wanna kick your teeth in.
Plastic smile,
To match your style-
We can tell you got a face lift.
You're so vain, oh so vile,
You're a number one hit.

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
Can't take it no more,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down,
I'm sorry but the party's over.

The cameras are gone,
And nobody screams.
She couldn't survive her 15 minutes of fame.
Her friends are all gone,
She's going insane.
She'll never survive without the money and fame.
It's all going down the drain.

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down.
I'm sorry but the party's over

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down,
I'm sorry but the party's over.

Wake up!!!!!
The party's over
[4x]
NOW

Hahaha

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, hunny.
Hahaha...

[DeToxRox]

Soo ... Single now?

[duckman]

Soo ... Single now?
I've been single for a while now. I have the player on random, so these just happened to popped up. :)

[duckman]

Redneck - Lamb of God

So goddamn easy to write this,
You make it spill on the page.
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous,
The laughing stock of your own fucking sage.

But I ain't one to call names,
Or throw stones in a house of glass.
You try me.

This is a motherfucking invitation
The only one you could ever need.
This is a motherfucking invitation.
You try me.

Just one time you got a reason,
Heard you had nothing to lose.
A pied preacher for the pin-eyed congregation,
It must be easy to lose.

But I ain't one of those names,
Or throw stones in a house of glass.
You try me.

This is a motherfucking invitation
The only one you could ever need.
This is a motherfucking invitation.
You try me.

You can tell the same lie a thousand times,
But it never gets anymore true,
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you.
Just one time.

This is a motherfucking invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfucking invitation
Just one time

This is a motherfucking invitation
You try me
Just one time
You try me
Just one time
You try me
You try me

[RendeR]

But he's not bitter ;)

[mckerney]

<b><i>Hot Tubbin'</i> by Ashkon</b>

At the Warriors-game
Friends and family
Free sausages
Snuck-in "Jimmy Beam"

Warriors won the game
One-twentyseven - one-nineteen
Called my homie up
Said "yo, what's happenin'?"

He said "there's a party going down on the west side,"
"What you gonna do, you should come on through"
I said "yeah that sounds all right"
"Oh yeah," he said
"Just one more thing;" he said
"You better bring a couple girls cause it's a sausage fest"

"God damn it, all right I'll see what I can do"
"What ever it takes to do what you know that I wanna do"

Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh, oh-oh
Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh

At the sausage fest, wasn't havin' fun
Not enough buns
Not enough huns
Wasn't gonna get none
So I had to go to the liquor sto'
And get a 4-o
Before the sto' close
Oh, oh-oh

Nice butt but her teeth was busted
Wasn't for me, yaddadamean
No, oh-oh
What am I gonna go
Where am I gonna do
What I wanna do is find a place to get into a hot tub

Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh-oh
Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh

Got myself on out
Started making calls
Unlimited nights and weekends got my calling all my broads
"Hey girl what you doin' right now?
I've got an idea that you can't turn down"
"what's the big idea," she said
"what are you talkin' 'bout"
I told her "grab a couple towels, you're 'bout to find out"

"What about Stacy? We was gonna watch a movie"
"You can bring along stacy, we can all jump in a hot Jacuzzi-uzzi"
Uzzi-uzzi, now all three of us cruisin'
Lookin' for a place to do this
But where we gonna find the yakuze?

Pulled in to the Motel 6
It's after pool hours so we hoppin' the fence
First I take my shoes off then I'm droppin my pants
Turn the bubbles and get in, time to romance

Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh, oh-oh
Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh

Hot tubbin' on the late night (bubble-ee-bubble-ee-bubble)
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh, oh-oh
Hot tubbin' on the late night (bubble-ee-bubble-ee-bubble, I'm finally in a hot tub)
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh

Hot tubbin' on the late night
Yaddadamean, yaddadamean, yaddadamean, oh

[DaddyTorgo]

Eve 6 - Amphetamines
Amphetamines and jelly beans
She was pretty in her teens
Waiting for the month of come what may
I smelled you on my shirt today
of course the hardest part is letting go
but you got to or you know you'll end up waiting by the

phone
me once in a while
let me know you're alright
tell you again that i'm fine
then we'll go about our separate lives

[DaddyTorgo]

Hinder - Without You
Without you, I live it up a little more everyday
Without you, Im seein myself so differently
I didnt wanna believe it then
But it all worked out in the end
When I watched you walk away
Well I never thought id say
Im fine
Without you

[Mustang]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

[DaddyTorgo]

Plain White T's - Hate (I Really Don't Like You)
You were everything I wanted.
You were everything a girl could be.
Then you left me brokenhearted,
Now you don't mean a thing to me.
All I wanted was your
Love, love, love, love, love, love.

Hate is a strong word,
but i really, really, really don't like you.
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you.
Brought you around,
and you just brought me down.
Hate is a strong word,
but I really, really, really don't like you.

I really don't like you...

Thought that everything was perfect,
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
Thought you thought that I was worth it,
Now I think a little differently.
All i wanted was your
Love, love, love, love, love, love.

Hate is a strong word,
but i really, really, really don't like you. (I really don't like you)
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you. (liked about you)
Brought you around,
and you just brought me down.
Hate is a strong word,
but I really, really, really dont like you

Now that it's over,
you can't hurt me.
Now that it's over,
you can't bring me down.

[DaddyTorgo]

Blink 182 - What Went Wrong
I'm sick of always hearing
All the sad songs on the radio
All day it is there to remind an over sensitive guy
That he's lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favorite restaurant, favorite movie, our favorite show
We would stay up all through the night
We would laugh and get high
And never answer the phone

I can't forgive
Can't forget
Can't give in what went wrong
Cause you said this was right
You fucked up my life

I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place is fucking cursed and it's plagued
And I can never escape when my heart it explodes

[Ksyrup]

Wow, after a couple of yerars, one of these threads makes its appearance again!

I've been listening to a shitload of Jon Crosby, one of my favorite artists at the moment. He's the guy behind VAST. He released about a half-dozen internet albums/EPs over the past year that are really stripped down, almost folky acoustic rock, but with goth tendencies. Love this dude's stuff. Anyway, here are a couple of my favorites from the Generica sessions:

If She Wasn't Married
The eyes are like a window but the heart can sometimes lie
She tells me since her marriage it's like he buried her alive
She tells me he is waiting in their SUV outside
And if she wasn't married she would sleep with me tonight

I wonder how it feels i wonder if he ever knew
what he could have been and what he got himself into
Working eight to six each day for credit youll burn through
girl, if we were married I would never sleep with you

She says she likes the new one but prefers my debut
and if she wasn't married she would show me her tattoo

We live like we will never die it's all that we can do
running from the lie until it catches up with you
she says that she'll be waiting till the next time I come through
girl, if we were married I'd never take my eyes off you
I'd never take my eyes off you


She Found Out
Wait
Wait with me
I am useless when I'm alone
Stay
Stay with me
At least until she gets home
There's nothing I can do to make it right
She found out about the darkness last night
There's nothing I can say to make her stay
She found out about the darkness today
Wait
Wait with me
I am useless when I think
Stay
Stay with me
I am useless when I drink
There's nothing I can do to make it right
She found out about the madness last night
There's nothing I can say to make her stay
She found out about the darkness today
Fall on me like a dying angel
Whisper truths better unsaid
I can hear what her friends are saying
You're better off alone
There's nothing I can do to make it right
She found out about the madness last night
There's nothing I can say to make her stay
She found out about the darkness today

[whomario]

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car


You got a fast car,
I wanna ticket to anywhere,
Maybe we can make a deal,
Maybe together we can get somewhere,
Any place is better,
Startin' from zero, got nothin' to lose,
Maybe we'll make somethin',
Me myself I've got nothin' to prove.

You got a fast car,
I got a plan to get us outta here,
Been working at a convenience store,
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won't have to drive to far,
Just 'cross the border and into the city,
You and I can both get jobs,
And finally see what it means to be livin'.

You see, my old man's got a problem,
Lives with the bottle, that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for workin',
I say his body's too young to look like his,
My mama went off and left him,
Wanted more from life than he could give,
I said somebody's got to take care of him,
So I quit school and that's what I did.

You got a fast car,
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision,
Leave tonight or live an' die this way.

CHORUS:
So I remember when we were drivin',
Drivin' in your car,
Speeds so fast I felt like I was drunk,
City lights lay out before us,
And your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder,
And I, I had a feelin' that I belonged,
And I, I had a feelin' I could be someone,
Be someone, be someone.

You got a fast car,
We go cruisin' to entertain ourselves,
You still ain't got a job,
And I work in the market as a checkout girl,
I know things will get better,
You'll find work and I'll get promoted,
And we'll move out of the shelter,
Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs.

CHORUS

You got a fast car,
I got a job that pays all our bills,
You stay out drinkin' late at the bar,
See more of your friends than you do of your kids,
I'd always hoped for better,
Thought maybe together, you and me'd find it,
I got no plans, I ain't goin' nowhere,
So take your fast car and keep on drivin'.

CHORUS

You got a fast car,
Is it fast so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision,
Leave tonight or live and die this way.



Tegan & Sara - 19

I felt you in my legs before I ever met you
And when I laid beside you for the first time I told you
"I feel you in my heart and I don't even know you"
And now we're saying bye

I was nineteen, calling
I felt you in my life before I ever thought to
Feel the need to lay down beside you and tell you
"I feel you in my heart and I don't even know you"
And now we're saying bye

I was nineteen, call me
Flew home, back to where we met
Stayed inside I was so upset
Cooked up a plan so good except I was all alone, you were all I had
Love you, you were all I had
Love me, I was yours right?


That first line in the context with the music is just incredible ...


Stars - A Thread Cut With A Carved Knive


It was a hot and sultry afternoon
Sometime at the end of June
We had collapsed ourselves in shade somewhere
To conclude our love affair
But it was too damn hot to speak that much
It felt easier to touch
So we forgot to fall apart that day
And the next day

It was a cold and endless sky above
When he decided he was through with love
The leaves were piles of skeletons
And he was only skin and bones
And then he went to the bridge so he could fall
And drop down far away from it all
But the water looked so black and deep
That he closed his eyes and he went to sleep
Til the next day

The snow fell hard from five to five
You had to drink to stay alive
But you were hoping it would kill you too
At least you'd have something changing you
Cause you were cold as the ice at your front door
You raised a trembling glass and shouted, "Fuck the war!"
And then you fell into oblivion
Lying on your bed with your shoes on
Til the next day

Baby close your eyes until tomorrow
It could bring joy it could bring sorrow
But it will come sure as light
Try not to dream a dream tonight
Imagine that you're standing here
And suddenly you disappear
A thread cut with a carving knife
That is what they call our life

Baby close your eyes until tomorrow
It could bring joy it could bring sorrow
But it will come sure as light
Try not to dream a dream tonight
Imagine that you're standing here
And suddenly you disappear
A thread cut with a carving knife
That is what they call our life



Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark

Love of mine
Someday you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark
No blinding light
Or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
And illuminate the "No"s
On their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

In catholic school
As vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles bruised
By a lady in black
And I held my tongue
As she told me, "Son,
Fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
And illuminate the "No"s
On their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

You and me
Have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes
Are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
But it's nothing to cry about
Because we'll hold each other soon
In the blackest of rooms

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
And illuminate the "No"s
On their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark <!--ringtones and media links -->

[duckman]

Beautiful - 10 Years

Beauty over wisdom to fit in with the styles
Your Cinderella stories, for a price
Vanity's a business built to please the unique
Silicon and stars collide; the rest will fall in line

[Chorus:]
Just as beautiful as you are
Its so pitiful what you are
You should have seen this coming all along

Visually you're stimulating to my eyes
Your Cinderella syndrome, full of lies
Your insecurities are concealed by your pride
Pretty soon your ego will kill what’s left inside

[Chorus]

(Beautiful)
It’s so pitiful what you are (Pitiful)
As beautiful as you are
(Should have seen)
You should have seen this coming all along

You're everything that's so typical
Maybe You're alone, for a reason
You're the reason

So pitiful what you are
Should have seen this coming all along
(Beautiful)
Just as beautiful as you are
(Pitiful)
So pitiful what you are
(Should have seen)
Should have seen this coming all along
(Beautiful)
Its so pitiful what you are
(Pitiful)
As beautiful as you are
(Should have seen)
Should have seen this coming all along

[duckman]

Too Drunk... - Buckcherry

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine
Call up my friends to waste the day

I gotta dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves,
And a bimble and some LSD
Now I’m just looking for a girl to meet
To help me forget my name

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
I’m sorry but I have to say
I’m too drunk to fuck

Now the party was jumpin
And the girls were fine, with the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many women comin after me
I put some pussy on layaway

I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
And I wouldn’t wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of cum
With a sugar loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
I’m sorry but I have to say
I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I can’t eat, can’t sleep, and I’m bored as fuck
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I’m too drunk to fuck
It looks like I’m not getting laid

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
I’m sorry but I have to say
I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I’m too drunk to fuck ya

Somebody help me

Lord have mercy, Somebody help me
I’m can’t fucking breathe
I’m too drunk to fuck!

[lordscarlet]

"Murder in the City" - The Avett Brothers

If I get murdered in the city
Don’t go revengin in my name
One person dead from such is plenty
No need to go get locked away

When I leave your arms
The things that I think of
No need to get over alarmed
I’m comin home

I wonder which brother is better
Which one our parents love the most
I sure did get in lots of trouble
They said to let the other go

A tear fell from my father’s eyes
I wondered what my dad would say
He said I love you
And I’m proud of you both, in so many different ways

If I get murdered in the city
Go read the letter in my desk
Don’t worry with all my belongings
But pay attention to the list

Make sure my sister knows I loved her
Make sure my mother knows the same
Always remember, there is nothing worth sharing
Like the love that let us share our name
Always remember, there is nothing worth sharing
Like the love that let us share our name

[duckman]

Drive - Incubus

Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much I let the fear
Take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before
And it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal
But lately I'm beginning to find that I
Should be the one behind the wheel

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there

So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before
And it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around
But lately I'm beginning to find that
When I drive myself my light is found

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there

Would you choose water over wine
Hold the wheel and drive

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there

[duckman]

Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel

Memories are just where you laid them
Dragging the waters til the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was it something you left behind?
Don't you remember anything I said when I said,

[Chorus:]
Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding

Oh hold me now I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you've left to go?
She cries her life is like
Some movie in black and white
Dead actors faking lines, over and over and over again she cries

[Chorus]

And I watched as you turned away
You don't remember, but I do
You never even tried

Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again, oh

[DaddyTorgo]

Hinder - Heartless

I'm feelin sick inside
cause I can't believe it's happening
I thought that he'd be gone by now
We were on a break and you said you needed space to breathe
I didn't know your ex was in town

I finally figured it out

Chorus:
You're heartless
The devil in disguise
So heartless
You make me feel just like
I'm helpless, foolish, selfish, so alone
So heartless

When I asked you what happened
You sat there and lied to me
An swore you were just hangin out
So why'd you look so scared baby every time the phone would ring?
And how do you explain the stains I found?

I finally figured it out

Chorus #2:
You're heartless
The devil in disguise
So heartless
You make me feel just like
I'm selfish, foolish, helpless, all alone
You're heartless
There's nothing left inside but darkness
I finally realized
You're selfish, foolish, helpless, so damn cold
So so heartless
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You're heartless
The devil in disguise
So heartless
You make me feel just like
I'm selfish, foolish, helpless, all alone

You're heartless
The devil in disguise
So heartless
You make me feel just like
I'm selfish, foolish, helpless, all alone
You're heartless
There's nothing left inside but darkness
I finally realized
You're selfish, foolish, helpless, so damn cold
So so heartless

[duckman]

"Rock Is Dead" - Marilyn Manson

All simple monkeys with alien babies
Amphetamines for boys
Crucifixes for ladies
Sampled and soulless
Worldwide and real webbed
You sell all the living
For more safer dead

Anything to belong

[Chorus:]
Rock is deader than dead
Shock is all in your head
Your sex and your dope is all that were fed
So fuck all your protests and put them to bed

God is in the T.V.

1,000 mothers are praying for it
We're so full of hope
And so full of shit
Build a new god to medicate and to ape
Sell us ersatz dressed up and real fake

Anything to belong

Rock is deader than dead

[Chorus repeat]

God is in the T.V.

[duckman]

Hinder
Fags.

[duckman]

"Black Magick" - Godsmack

Does it feel so bad when youre taking a drag
And when youre looking at the world with dying eyes?
When you stare at it dead and youre giving it head
...and all those things you say you love never come alive.
If it feels so bad...
Bad magick playing off of me.
Oh no, I dont wanna be your friend.
Bad magick laying into me.
Oh no...
I dont wanna hear it again.
When you get so high that youre wanting to die
...but everything around you is turning green.
When youre getting so low
...and I know youve been feeling like a dried out leaf in a summer breeze.
I dont like it!
Getting back
Back on track
Get off of my back

[duckman]

"Shoots and Ladders" - Korn

Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil

One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down
London bridges falling down, my fair lady

Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
. . . this old man came,
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

[Izulde]

"Impossible" - Ingram Hill

I wanna make a billion dollars
Take Bill Gates out to lunch
Fly out to Las Vegas
Bet it all on just a hunch
Leave my footprint on the moon
Tavern on the green just for two
Take a yacht to the South Seas
Drunk Dial P. Diddy if I please

All of these things I wanna do
I’d give them all up to be with you
But I might as well swim the artic sea
Then get you to notice me

Why do I try to be part of her world?
Why do I think I can get this girl?
Everybody has to have some kind of thing
An impossible dream
An impossible

Just give me a little time
You won’t have to compromise
You may not get diamond rings
But I’ll give you riches in different things
The Eiffel tower beneath the stars
The pyramids they would be ours
The Seven Wonders of the World
Would fail to compare if you were my girl

All of these things they would come true
If somehow I could end up with you
But every time I start to get the nerve
I am at a loss for words

Why do I try to be part of her world?
Why do I think I can get this girl?
Everybody’s got to have some kind of thing
An impossible dream
An impossible

If I had just one day with you
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
I’d say I love you backwards
If you asked me to
Then you would see that all along
That I was meant to be the one

Why do I try to be part of her world?
Why do I think I can get this girl?
Everybody’s got to have some kind of thing
An impossible dream
An impossible

Why (wanna make a billion dollars, take Bill Gates out to lunch)
Why (leave my footprint on the moon, bet it all on just a hunch)
Everybody’s got to have some kind of thing
An impossible dream
An impossible dream

[Lorena]

Seriously this is the first thing I thought of. I can never sing any of the original songs to any of his parodies, thanks Ant.

"Hey there Marauders" by Antmeister

Hey there Marauders
What’s it like with all that pity?
You just love this beta game
That we just know is really shitty
Get a clue.
No one can lie as much as you
We swear it’s true.

Hey there Marauders
What's wrong with the down and distance
This game just can’t add correctly
Despite continued insistence
This game blows
My quarterback can’t seem to throw?
The framerate’s low.

Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Too expensive when its free

Hey there Marauders
Defense for this game is hard
When it’s snowing in a dome
On a field that’s 400 yards
Just like they should
Linemen stand in place like they're wood
This game’s no good

Hey there Marauders
You’ve got so much left to say
But every stat that looks like gibberish
You can’t explain away
No not at all
The runner's alone but watch him fall
And where’s the ball?

Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.

Nineteen months, over a year
Stolen logos and a tent for beer
You’ve got a secret beta build to play
Other gamers make fun of you
But you just laugh, because it’s true
You can hide behind your precious NDA
Marauders you can promise us
It works for you, we’ll have to trust
But proof you never ever seem to share
And you don’t care

Hey there Maruaders
Daivd Winter’s your real good friend
Two more years, another beta patch
He’ll charge for it again
You think we’re fools
You know we all can see through you
Just like the game, you change the rules
Hey there Marauders here’s to you
This song's for you

Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Oh, here's free advertising
Oh, you've got to be joking
Oh, it’s Maximum F.B.
Represent FOFC



Written by: Toddzilla
Sung by: Antmeister
Inspired by: Marauders

[Toddzilla]

:)

I think of Ben every time this comes up on the iPod...

Optimus Rhyme - Obey The Moderator

YouTube link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTLwiccIOxI)

Hey
Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This is my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK?
Cool, I guess that's it man, we straight
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand one another
So I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah, dude, I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

(Hook)
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man

[Why don't you tell 'em about your sig, kid]
[Yeah yeah, tell 'em about your sig!]

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80 K, there's no way that I be wasteful
People get hateful, but hey, it ain't new to me
It can get crazy in this community
Dude, you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue; I'd better walk with you straight to the FAQs
Even then they never relax, it's all grudges
From six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
It's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every last duplicate account
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

I see that you are new to the community
And soon to be a troubling influence
So you really should be listening

[mckerney]

The Twist by Frightened Rabbit

Do the twist in the twisting outfit
The loose tie with, the loose limp wrists
Lift your dress enough to show me those shins
Let your hair stick to your forehead

Did you blush then when our hips touched?
I can't tell, you're already red
Am i right? You give me the signs
Is that pink mist or just lit dry ice

You twist and whisper the wrong name
I don't care nor do my ears
Twist yourself around me
I need company I need human heat
I need human heat

Lets pretend I'm attractive and then
You won't mind, you can twist for a while
It's the night, I can be who you like
And I'll quietly leave before it gets light

So twist and whisper the wrong name
I don't care nor do my ears
Twist yourself around me
I need company i need human heat
I need human heat

I need human heat
(extrasupervery...)
I need human heat
I need human heat
I need--

Twist and whisper the right name
I'm David, please
The twist is that you're just like me
You need company, you need human heat
You need human heat

[Sun Tzu]

Reflection - TOOL

I have come curiously close to the end, down
Beneath my self indulgent pitiful hole. Defeated I
Concede and move closer. I may find comfort here
I may find peace within the emptiness. How pitiful.

It's calling me

And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping.
The moon tells me a secret. My confidant.
'As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own
A million light reflections pass over me'
It's source is bright and endless.
She resuscitates the hopeless
Without her we are lifeless satellites drifting.

And as I pull my head out
I am without one doubt
Don't want to be down here
Soothing my narcissism I
Must crucify the ego
Before it's far too late
I pray the light lifts me out

Before I pine away.

So crucify the ego
Before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so
Negative and blind and cynical

And you will come to find
That we are all one mind
Capable of all that's
Imagined and all conceivable

Just let the light touch you
And let the words spill through
Just let them pass right through,
Bringing out our hope and reason.

Before we pine away.

---------------------------------

10,000 Days (Wings pt 2) - TOOL

Listen to the tales and romanticize,
How we'd follow the path of the hero.
Boast about the day when the rivers overrun.
How we rise to the height of our halo.

Listen to the tales as we all rationalize
Our way into the arms of the savior,
Feigning all the trials and the tribulations;
None of us have actually been there.
Not like you.

Ignorant siblings in the congregation
Gather around spewing sympathy,
Spare me.
None of them can even hold a candle up to you.
Blinded by choice, these hypocrites won't see.

But, enough about the collective Judas.
Who could deny you were the one who
Illuminated your little piece of the divine?

And this little light of mine, a gift you passed on to me;
I'm gonna let it shine to guide you safely on your way,
Your way home ...

Oh, what are they going to do when the lights go down
Without you to guide them all to Zion?
What are they going to do when the rivers overrun
Other than tremble incessantly?

High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"

You are the light and way that they will only read about.

Set as I am in my ways and my arrogance,
(With the) burden of proof tossed upon the believers.
You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence,
Judith Marie, unconditional one.

Daylight dims leaving cold fluorescents.
Difficult to see you in this light.
Please forgive this bold suggestion, but
Should you see your Maker's face tonight,
Look Him in the eye, look Him in the eye, and tell Him:
"I never lived a lie, never took a life, but surely saved one.
Hallelujah, it's time for you to bring me home."

---------------------------------

Third Eye - TOOL

Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

On my back and tumbling
Down that hole and back again
Rising up
And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye.

In... Out... In... Out... In... Out...

A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along.

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?"

Shroud-ing all the ground around me
Is this holy crow above me.
Black as holes within a memory
And blue as our new second sun.
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the eyes seem so familiar.
Like phosphorescent desert buttons
Singing one familiar song...

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much.
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?"

Prying open my third eye.
Prying open my third eye.
Prying open my third eye.
Prying open my third eye.

So good to see you once again.
I thought that you were hiding.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing the tail of dogma.
I opened my eye and there we were.

So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason.

Prying open my third eye.

[Bad-example]

Well you came to me you cooled my mind
The stakes were high impossible to describe
I loved you little child how you mystified
Just a blinding flash we were parallel lines

Love runs deeper from the underground
Love runs deeper from a broken home
Black angel can't be alone
Love runs deeper from the underground

In the shadow moon steel tears I cried
You were out of tune it seemed to suit my dark side
You had a prophet's pose and two states of mind
I was sure we'd go we were parallel lines

Love runs deeper from the underground
Love runs deeper from a broken home
Black angel can't be alone
Love runs deeper from the underground

Love runs deeper from the underground
Love runs deeper from a broken home
Black angel can't be alone
Love runs deeper from the underground

Love Runs Deeper - Lindsey Buckingham

[Scholes]

Scapegoat - Atmosphere

It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box it needs to be changed, it's the pain
It's women, it's the plight for power it's government
It's the way your given knowledge slow with thought control and subtle hints
It's rubbing it, itching it, It's applying cream
It's the foreigners sight seeing with high beams, It's in my dreams
It's the monsters that I conjure, It's the marijuana
It's the embarassment, displacement, It's where I wander
It's my genre, It's Madonna's videos
It's game shows, its cheap liquor,blunts, its bumper stickers with rainbows
It's angels, demons, gods, it's the white devils
It's the monitor, the soundman, it's the motherfucking mic levels
It's gas fumes, fast food, Tommy Hil, mommy's pill
Columbia House music club, designer drugs and rhyming thugs
It's bloods, cripts, fives, six,
It's stick up kids, It's christian conservative terrorists, it's porno
flicks
It's the east coast, no it's the west coast
It's public schools, it's asbestos
It's metholated, It's techno
It's sleep, life, and death
It's speed, coke, and meth
It's hay fever, pain relievers, oral sex, and smokers breath
It stretches for as far as the eye can see
It's reality, fuck it , it's everything but me
On and on and on and on
The list goes on and on and on and on
The list goes on and on and on and on
The list goes on and on and on and on
It's in the water, it's in the air, it's in the meat
It's indirect, indiscrete, it's inconsistent, incomplete
It's in the streets, every city everywhere you go
In every man it's the insanity, the fantasys, the casualties
It's the health care system, it's welfare victims
It's assault weapons, it's television religion, and it's false lessons
It's cops, police, pigs with badges guns and sticks
It's harassment and a complex you carry when you're running shit
It's wondering, if you get to eat, it's the heat,
It's the winter , the weather
It's herpes, and it's forever
It's the virus that takes the lives of the weak and the strong
It's the drama that keeps on between me and my seed's mom
It's that need to speek long, It's the hunger for attention
It's the wack , who attack songs of redemption
It's prevention, It's the first solution
It's loose its out for retribution, it's mental pollution, and public
execution
It's the nails that keep my hands and feet to these boards
It's the part time job that governs what you can afford
It's the fear, It's the fake
It's clear it can make time stop and leave you stranded in the year of
the snake
It's the dollar, yen, pound, it's all denominations
It's hourly wages for your professional observations
It's on your face and it's in your eyes
everything you be
cuz it ain't me mother fucker, cuz it ain't me
On and on and on and on
the list goes on and on and on and on
the list goes on and on and on and on

[CU Tiger]

Women
Can't live with 'em
And somehow you can't ever live without

Women
Can't understand 'em
But tryin' to is what makes the world go 'round

I've made a sad one laugh
And I've made a good one cry
I've made on scream my name to the good lord by and by
I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away
Just can't ever seem to make one stay

Women they're all crazy
Some hide it well and some just let it show

Women
Take it from me
I've been around enough of them to know

I've made a sad one laugh
And I've made a good one cry
I've made on scream my name to the good lord by and by
I've made 'em g insane and I've made 'em go away
Just can't ever seem to make one stay

Women
Ain't no winnin'
When all they want to do is fuss and fight

Women
Keep our heads spinnin'
But with any luck I'll take one home tonight

[duckman]

"Kielbasa" - Tenacious D

[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.

[Noop]

Can anyone help me find this song? I only have a snippet of the lyrics but I need to know who sings it.

"You know and I know how we were and how we hope to get..all tired(cried) out"

[stevew]

Hollywood Undead-Everywhere I go


Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch)
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

(Verse 1)
Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds
Since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined

(Chorus) :
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
(x2)

(Verse 2)
When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big thick titties
D-Cups with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer
Or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fuckin' butcher
And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher!

(Chorus x2)

(Verse 3)
Let's get this party jumpin'
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzin'
Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
Drunken pussies what I'm thinkin'
I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud feel the ambiance
Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops
Fuck a wristband lets all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech with out the Chong
Hittin up the beer bong
When the cops show up
Their gonna get the finger
And i don't give a fuck
Cuz I'm the designated drinker!

(Chorus x4)

Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch)
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show


Yeah-this song is guaranteed to make your IQ drop 10-20 points.

[EagleFan]

What a Shame

Two packs of cigarettes a day
The strongest whiskey Kentucky can make
That's a recipe
To put a vagabond on his hands and knees

I watched it all up close
I knew him more than most
I saw a side of him he never showed
Full of sympathy for a world that wouldn't let him be

That's the man he was
Have you heard enough?

What a shame, what a shame
To judge a life that you can't change
The choir sings, the church bells ring
So won't you give this man his wings?
What a shame to have to beg you to see
We're not all the same, what a shame

There's a hard life for every silver spoon
There's a touch of grey for every shade of blue
That's the way that I see life
If there was nothing wrong then there'd be nothing right

And for this working man
They say can barely stand
There's gotta be a better place to land
Some kind of remedy for a world that wouldn't let him be

That's the man he was
Have you heard enough?

What a shame, what a shame
To judge a life that you can't change
The choir sings, the church bells ring
So won't you give this man his wings?
What a shame to have to beg you to see
We're not all the same, what a shame

God forgive the hands that laid you down
They never knew how
But your broken heart can break the sound
And change the season

Now the leaves are falling faster
Happily ever after
You gave me hope through your endeavors
And now you will live forever

What a shame, what a shame
To judge a life that you can't change
The choir sings, the church bells ring
So won't you give this man his wings?
What a shame to have to beg you to see
We're not all the same, what a shame

What a shame, what a shame
'Cause we're not all the same
What a shame, what a shame
'Cause we're not all the same


Mudshovel

You take away I feel the same
You take away I feel the same
And the promises you made to me you made in vain
I lost myself inside your tainted smile again

'Cause you can't feel my anger, you can't feel my pain
You can't feel my torment, driving me insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You can't take away, make me whole again

I feel betrayed, stuck in your ways
And you rip me apart, with the things you say
I can't deal with shit anymore
I just look awy

'Cause you can't feel my anger, you can't feel my pain
You can't feel my torment, driving me insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You can't take away, make me whole again

Mudshovel

You take away, I feel the same
All these promises, you promised only pain
If you take away and leave me with nothing again

'Cause you can't feel my anger, you can't feel my pain
You can't feel my torment, driving me insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You can't take away, make me whole again

You will feel my nger, you will feel my pain
You will feel my torment, driving you insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pan
You won't take away, I'll be whole again


Familiar Taste of Poison

Drink the ine my darling, you said
Take your time and consume it all
But the roses were only to drain my inspiration
The promises were spoiled before they left your lips...and

I breath you in again
Just to feel you
Underneath my skin
Holding onto, the sweet escape
Is always laced with a
Familiar taste... of poison

I tell myself that you are no good forme
I wish you well but desire never leaves
I could fight this to the end
But maybe I don't want to win

I breath you in again
Just to feel you
Underneath my skin
Holding onto, the sweet escape
Is always laced with a
Familiar taste... of poison

I don't want to be saved
I don't want to be sober
I want you on my mind
In my dreams
Behind these eyes that I wanna wake up
No, not this time

I breath you in again
Just to feel you
Underneath my skin
Holding onto, the sweet escape
Is always laced with a
Familiar taste... of poison






Sorry, still on my "Stimulate This" kick with Shinedown, Staind and Halestorm. ;)

[duckman]

"Check My Brain" - Alice In Chains

So I found myself in the sun, oh yeah
A hell of a place to end a run, oh yeah

California, I'm fine
Somebody check my brain

California's all right
Somebody check my brain

Check my brain

I walk these streets, I creep and I fall, oh yeah
When she sang I answered the call, oh yeah

California, I'm fine
Somebody check my brain

California's all right
Somebody check my brain

Ahhhhhhh
Tears that filled my bowl
Ahhhhhhh
Years expended gone

I hung my guns and put 'em away, oh yeah
The trick of the trade, and by the way, oh yeah

California, I'm fine
Somebody check my brain

California's all right
Somebody check my brain

Ahhhhhhh
Tears that filled my bowl
Ahhhhhhh
Years expended gone
Ahhhhhhh
Tears that filled my bowl
Ahhhhhhh
Years expended gone

Check my brain (x3)

[larrymcg421]

I Hate Your Blog (MC Frontalot)

I hate your blog.
It’s incredibly
terrible and bad.

I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it.
You post about it. I get to read it.
Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you bought
and your thoughts on whether Nicole Ritchie’s hot or not.
You got no reason to be typing, yet you persist.
Hit each key with your fist till you punch out your top ten list
of all the things that ever happened in your life.
Number one: met Michael Jackson’s second wife.
Number two: got Curly on the Which Stooge Are You
Poll, as the GIF proves. Click for the link-through!
Three: saw puppy pictures on a web page,
kittens in a nest egg. The idea gestated:
Why not open up your own?
So you bought the account and yet I hope you don’t
put the payments in on it every month like they want,
‘cause then you’ll disappear off the internet, haunt
just the Wayback Machine like a ghost.
And I won’t be like, “How come you don’t post??”
I promise I won’t.

I hate your blog. Your recipe for vegan eggnog is stupid.
I hissed and I booed it,
and then eschewed it, never made it once. Yes,
your blog roll is a confederacy of dunces.
It abuts less interesting links in your posts.
Hamsters that dance! I’m not engrossed.
I’m not opposed to your collection of All Your Base pics,
but they’re longer in the denture than a ninja flipping out doing face kicks.
I’ll phrase this nice:
if it’s hard to get to bed, your web site will suffice
to entice me to slumber. I mumble impoliticly,
“I tried not to click ‘read more’ but you tricked me!”
Want to stick the whole computer in the trash can
instead of reading about the constipation lately and your ass plans
that you seem to contemplate.
You thought I would rate your page ‘awesome’ and ‘great’?

[Whoremoans]
You’re just jealous. Yeah, that’s it — envious, even.
Turning green when my hit counter broke ten thousand this evening.
Mad you cant match my keypad content
or petitions for legalizing of micropayment thieving.
X-rays of teething eight-month heathens and pictures of kittens heaving,
the calories in everything I’m eating,
yaoi art my girl drew of Goku making out with Joss Whedon,
my 300-pound friend’s exposure (that’s indecent).
But that’s only negatives.
I’ve got discussions on the homeliest alien relative.
The final battle, Sam Cassell versus Carnage
and a triple-threat match: Charles v. Marilyn v. Shirley Manson from Garbage.
I pay homage to great Americans like Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter;
Westwood Radio for help when insulting countercultures.
My blog stands above all others by head and shoulders.

I hate your blog. You ain’t logged in in a month and a half,
and I, for one, am aghast.
I mean I’m fast on the way to removing it from bookmarks.
If I took part in vanity I might be trying to look smart
by not checking eight times a day.
Your blog is so despair-inducing I can’t bear to look away.
Oh, well! Got to do what your muse compels.
Guess I’ll try to go despise a blog by someone else.
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[samifan24]

My favorite Dylan song:

It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe
It don't matter, anyhow
An' it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe
If you don't know by now
When your rooster crows at the break of dawn
Look out your window and I'll be gone
You're the reason I'm trav'lin' on
Don't think twice, it's all right

It ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
That light I never knowed
An' it ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
I'm on the dark side of the road
Still I wish there was somethin' you would do or say
To try and make me change my mind and stay
We never did too much talkin' anyway
So don't think twice, it's all right

It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
Like you never did before
It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
I can't hear you any more
I'm a-thinkin' and a-wond'rin' all the way down the road
I once loved a woman, a child I'm told
I give her my heart but she wanted my soul
But don't think twice, it's all right

I'm walkin' down that long, lonesome road, babe
Where I'm bound, I can't tell
But goodbye's too good a word, gal
So I'll just say fare thee well
I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind
You could have done better but I don't mind
You just kinda wasted my precious time
But don't think twice, it's all right

[PilotMan]

<!-- END OF RINGTONE 1 --> "Tighten Up" - The Black Keys

I wanted love, I needed love,
Most of all, most of all
Someone said true love was dead
And I'm bound to fall, bound to fall
For you
But what can I do?

Take my badge but my heart remains
Lovin' you, baby child
Tighten up on your reigns
You're runnin' wild, runnin' wild
It's true

Sick for days in so many ways
I'm achin' now, I'm achin' now
It's times like these I need relief
Please show me how, show me how
To get right

When I was young and moving fast
Nothing slowed me down, slowed me down
Now I let the others pass
I've come around, come around

Living just to keep going
Going just to stay sane
All the while never knowing
It's such a shame

I don't need to get steady
I know just how I feel
I'm telling you to get ready
My dear