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Abe Sargent
04-01-2009, 10:24 PM
So most of you know I run a residence hall for Wayne State U here in Detroit. One of my maintenance guys has his father is the hospital, and today at two he got a call from his brother that their father had just passed. My worker is destroyed, he is falling down while walking and I am just holding him for a few minutes in the hallway. He goes the hospital to find out that it was all one big April Fool's Joke played by his brother.



Sick
Lathum
04-01-2009, 10:32 PM
How can anyone do that?
Scoobz0202
04-01-2009, 10:34 PM
The fuck...
Drake
04-01-2009, 10:36 PM
There should be criminal penalties for some levels of stupid.
Logan
04-01-2009, 10:36 PM
I'm hoping it's your story that's the April Fools joke, cause that just can't be serious.
JonInMiddleGA
04-01-2009, 10:37 PM
...played by his brother.

I'd be an only child a short time later.
Lathum
04-01-2009, 10:39 PM
brother or not, I would never talk to him again.
Abe Sargent
04-01-2009, 10:40 PM
I'm hoping it's your story that's the April Fools joke, cause that just can't be serious.

If you think I'm the sort to post that, you're crazy. This is totally true. I was just....floored
Lathum
04-01-2009, 10:48 PM
I really hope he busted his brother in the mouth the second he saw him
Abe Sargent
04-01-2009, 10:49 PM
Im a Pacifist, and even I would be sorely tempted. I would need much praying to keep me straight, and I'm not sue that I would be successful. And no jury would ever convict you for battery with just one punch in that situation.
M GO BLUE!!!
04-01-2009, 10:52 PM
When he got to the hospital and found his brother is the biggest dickhead in the world he should have turned the table. Call him up and tell him that he is at the hospital and they were shocked at how quickly he had arrived, as they didn't know the family had been contacted yet.
Karlifornia
04-01-2009, 10:56 PM
Jesus.......his brother really got him good!

Some might say it can't get any more grandiose than that. But, true champions rise to the challenge. He should try to bribe his brother's doctor to give him a false cancer diagnosis.
stevew
04-01-2009, 11:10 PM
The only tooper would have been to get a cop to pull a Powell on him as he raced to the hospital
Matthean
04-02-2009, 07:39 AM
When he got to the hospital and found his brother is the biggest dickhead in the world he should have turned the table. Call him up and tell him that he is at the hospital and they were shocked at how quickly he had arrived, as they didn't know the family had been contacted yet.

No, have the hospital call him and say his brother suffered a fatal heart attack after coming to the hospital and finding his brother had pulled a April's Fools joke on him.

EDIT: This assumes the borther wasn't at the hospital already and really, why would he be?
MJ4H
04-02-2009, 07:53 AM
Another fantastic reason to call it the worst day of the year.
King of New York
04-02-2009, 08:50 AM
That's not cool at all.
MizzouRah
04-02-2009, 09:06 AM
That is f up.
Abe Sargent
04-02-2009, 09:09 AM
I just met with him and we talked about it, Seriously feel for the guy,
Kodos
04-02-2009, 09:15 AM
brother or not, I would never talk to him again.

+1
Mustang
04-02-2009, 09:42 AM
So most of you know I run a residence hall for Wayne State U here in Detroit. One of my maintenance guys has his father is the hospital, and today at two he got a call from his brother that their father had just passed. My worker is destroyed, he is falling down while walking and I am just holding him for a few minutes in the hallway. He goes the hospital to find out that it was all one big April Fool's Joke played by his brother.


He should take his brother to small claims court to recoup any lost wages.
Lathum
04-02-2009, 09:43 AM
I just met with him and we talked about it, Seriously feel for the guy,

details?
Abe Sargent
04-02-2009, 12:14 PM
He yelled at his brother and cursed him up and down, and then felt bad about it afterwards. He's a good guy.
Mizzou B-ball fan
04-02-2009, 12:43 PM
He yelled at his brother and cursed him up and down, and then felt bad about it afterwards. He's a good guy.

At least he doesn't regret punching his brother in the face. Good for him.
Subby
04-02-2009, 12:59 PM
http://d3gkbha1s7sr56.cloudfront.net/someecards/filestorage/af_15.jpg
GrantDawg
04-02-2009, 01:43 PM
I really hope he busted his brother in the mouth the second he saw him


This. I haven't acted in violence toward someone since the 9th grade, but I think something like this would push me to that point.
Crim
04-03-2009, 06:02 PM
With brothers like that, who needs sworn mortal enemies?

Fucked up.
Lorena
04-03-2009, 06:09 PM
Jeez, how old is his brother? Death is nothing to kid around with, what an a-hole.