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stevew
04-23-2009, 04:26 PM
After a mathematical error was resolved, stevew was crowned champion on 159. And I now present to you IWS #160, The Glitter Sparkle Edition.

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that means they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

No collaborating in any way. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable. Whining or otherwise making a nuisance of yourself gives me license to reduce your score to zero, and make fun of you and/or your loved ones in public.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "What is the best Mexican Fast Food joint" and you and four other people responded "Chipotle" you each get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer.

When it comes to scoring the answers, I am judge, jury, and executioner. Get your crying done in another thread, because I will not listen to it!


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The Hall of Heroes

Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146
Anxiety - IWS#49, IWS #149
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWSE146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
Dangarion – IWS#100, IWS#122
Danny - IWS#54
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
Pyser - IWS#85
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS #156
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
Raiders Army - IWS #154
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
stevew- IWS#159
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105
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And the Questions are

1. Name a college fanbase that has an overabundance of obnoxious fanboys.
2. If your most recent boss took the Wonderlic test, what would his/her score be?
3. At what age did you finally realize that you weren't going to be a professional athlete?
4. Name a movie from the last 5 or so years that was so awful that Jason Statham wouldn't even agree to be in it.
5. Say you're backstage at a Full House reunion special. Which member of the cast are you attempting to sleep with.
6. Name an NFL team that should follow the Jaguars lead and also add glitter sparkles (http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-9-111/Jags-neaten-look--add-sparkle-to-helmets.html) to their helmets?

Please forward all responses by Wednesday April 29th around 11pm.

MikeVic
04-23-2009, 04:35 PM
Oh oh, iws corrections!

snet.

Karlifornia
04-23-2009, 04:36 PM
I sended mine

Abe Sargent
04-23-2009, 04:52 PM
Snet. I am not winning this one with my answer to one of these.

gstelmack
04-23-2009, 05:06 PM
Fantastic questions. Can't wait to see the spread of answers.

path12
04-23-2009, 05:28 PM
spent.

JeeberD
04-23-2009, 06:02 PM
Scented

ColtCrazy
04-23-2009, 07:05 PM
I'm all in.

stevew
04-24-2009, 01:22 AM
Already have 14, would like to get around 30.

flere-imsaho
04-24-2009, 09:18 AM
So glad this is back! Sending in a moment.

Lorena
04-24-2009, 09:57 AM
dun

DanGarion
04-24-2009, 11:35 AM
Wow, this is going to be bad.

Lathum
04-24-2009, 12:16 PM
sent.

this one could be all over the place

Logan
04-24-2009, 08:38 PM
These questions are infinitely better than whatever I would've came up with.

stevew
04-28-2009, 01:17 AM
bumpage. You have tuesday and wednesday to submit answers. I will begin totabulate the results when I get home on Wednesday night, and hopefully post results by friday.

Have around 24, would like to get at least 30.

panerd
04-28-2009, 07:43 PM
snet

stevew
04-29-2009, 02:53 AM
Last call.

Greyroofoo
04-29-2009, 02:50 PM
Last place finisher sent.

stevew
04-29-2009, 07:36 PM
Anyone have a pre formulated spreadsheet? I'm not functional in excel at all