IWS #160-The Results

[stevew]

1. Name a college fanbase that has an overabundance of obnoxious fanboys.
Notre Dame-14
The OSU-6
Duke-4
USC-3
Texas-1(this is the correct answer by the way)
UNC-1
Oklahoma-1
Florida-1
UCLA-1(Bug isn't that bad, is he?)

Stupid dislikes the fans of the Fighting Irish.
If you didn't have Notre Dame, I believe it would be impossible for you to win this contest.

2. If your most recent boss took the Wonderlic test, what would his/her score be?
20-6 votes
10-5 votes
15-4 votes
0-3 votes(can your boss bathe himself?)
30-2 votes
25-2 votes
6-2 votes
28-2 votes
17-1 vote
50-1 vote(nobody's perfect)
100-1 vote(impressive for a 50 question test)
40-2 votes
5-1 vote
27- 1 vote

Stupid can't really come to a consensus on this one. Regardless, it seems that most do not feel that their boss is capable of picking up an NFL Scheme.

3. At what age did you finally realize that you weren't going to be a professional athlete?
Age 15-6 votes
Age 16-5 votes
Age 10-5 votes
Age 13-3 votes
Age 14-2 votes
Age 18-3 votes
Age 17-2 votes
Age 30-1 vote
Age 20-2 votes
Age 21-1 vote
Age 5-1 vote
Age 31(wtf?)-1 vote
Age 12-1 vote

Stupid was all over the place on this one. But it does look like he gave up hope in early high school for the most part.

4. Name a movie from the last 5 or so years that was so awful that Jason Statham wouldn't even agree to be in it.
Gigli-10 votes
Glitter-5 votes(you guys must think you're clever :) )
Snakes on an MF'n Plane-2 votes
Speed Racer-2 votes
You Don't Mess With the Zohan(and neither does Jason Statham)-2 votes
Basic Instinct 2-1 vote
300-1 vote
Tropic Thunder-1 vote
Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift-1 vote
Crash(fucking hated this movie)-1 vote
Indiana Jones 4-1 vote
Norbit-1 vote
Love Guru-1 vote
Battlefield Earth-1 vote
Dukes of Hazzard-1 vote
I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry-1 vote

Pretty big spread of answers on this one. I agree with Stupid in that Gigli would be a movie lower than Statham's standards.

5. Say you're backstage at a Full House reunion special. Which member of the cast are you attempting to sleep with.
Lori Laughlin-10 votes(stupid likes cougars)
Mary Kate Olsen-6 votes
Candace Cameron-Bure-5 votes
Jodie Sweetin-4 votes
Olsen Twins(two chicks at the same time, man)-4 votes
Ashley Olsen-2 votes
Bob Saget-1 vote
Dave Coulier-1 vote

First and foremost, the correct answer is John Stamos. But Lori is also a good choice. Stupid prefers Mary Kate to Ashley.

6. Name an NFL team that should follow the Jaguars lead and also add glitter sparkles to their helmets?
Lions-9 votes
Raiders-7 votes(Just Sparkle Baby-I stole that from someone)
Cowboys-7 votes
49ers-4 votes
Steelers-2 votes
Patriots(little tiny sparkly asterisks....sounds like a good idea)-1 vote
Bears-1 vote
Vikings-1 vote
Texans-1 vote

I think Bubbles needs a little sparkle bling as well.

And the results.

Mark that frame a zero Donny....
Sachmo71
spleen
packerfanatic
coltcrazy
bsak

Fractional percentages
MIJB
rpi-fan
mikevic
cutiger
panerd
gstelmack
path12
masked
flere
jeeberd
dodgerchick
lonestargirl

Somewhere around Bush's final approval rating
ronniedobbs2
dangarion
abe sargent
jehenz72
pyser
kwhit

Close but not that close
stlee
logan
quiksand
karlifornia
lathum
greyroofoo

Will get the Bronze after Ben Johnson tests positive for roids
Lighthousekeeper

In Glengary Glenn Ross he'd be fired
BrianD

The First Placed Loser
Purdue Brad

And the winner of IWS #160..................
Sublime 2!!!!!

Thanks guys, it was fun.

ps
I did this math with a calculator on scratch paper, so I'm sorry if I screwed something up. Shouldn't effect the winner though.

[MIJB#19]

I'm shocked at the 'when did you give up on pro sports' answers.
And I shake my head about myself for not picking Gigli...

[spleen1015]

How in the fuck can 10 people come up with Gigli?

I almost went with Notre Dame. Since they've been so terrible for the last few years, I don't see their fans being that bad. Ohio St. on the other hand....

2, 3, and 6 were a crapshoot.

I picked Joey on Full House.

I hope Sublime 2 doesn't take 4 months to do 161.

Bye.

[Logan]

ps
I did this math with a calculator on scratch paper, so I'm sorry if I screwed something up. Shouldn't effect the winner though.

Probably still better than doing the math within Excel but without using the calculation functionality of said program.

[PurdueBrad]

HOLY CRAP, second place! I really was afraid I was going to be last with a total of 6 points! Nice, I'll take it.

[BrianD]

I thought about picking Gigli, but I didn't know how to spell it. Glitter seemed like an answer stupid might go for since it was in the title of the contest. 3rd place isn't so bad for only having 3 of the top answers.

[Lathum]

I should have come up with Notre Dame, I think living amongst OSU fans for 2 years tainted me.

[Logan]

I like to think that my complete failure to even think about Notre Dame for that question is a testament to how shitty they have been and how their fans have shut up a bit.

[JeeberD]

I'm shocked at the 'when did you give up on pro sports' answers.


Shoot, that's the only one I got right... :(

[DanGarion]

Oh come on people, Gigli and Glitter didn't even come out in the last 5 years, what stupids!

Also I'm surprised that there were no votes for John Stamos. I was on the bubble with Lori and Candece. Although I sort of like Kimmie when I was growing up...

[Sublime 2]

I hope Sublime 2 doesn't take 4 months to do 161.



I'll give a gaurantee that I'll have IWS 161 up by Friday night.

I'd have it up tomorrow, if I wasn't on a business trip!

Oh and WHOOO!! Suck it Trebek!

[DanGarion]

I'll give a gaurantee that I'll have IWS 161 up by Friday night.

I'd have it up tomorrow, if I wasn't on a business trip!

Oh and WHOOO!! Suck it Trebek!
Um tomorrow is Friday....

[Lorena]

Oh come on people, Gigli and Glitter didn't even come out in the last 5 years, what stupids!

I know!! It came out in 2003.. stupeds.

[BrianD]

Oh come on people, Gigli and Glitter didn't even come out in the last 5 years, what stupids!

Also I'm surprised that there were no votes for John Stamos. I was on the bubble with Lori and Candece. Although I sort of like Kimmie when I was growing up...

"last five years or so". Stupid probably has varying interpretations of "or so".

[Sublime 2]

lol I meant I would have (if not for business trip) it up tonight...instead it will be tomorrow...it's aparent why I'm With Stupid.

It's tough posting on here from a bberry.

[B & B]

It's tough posting on here from a bberry.


http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk149/willowrootfaery/Pop%20Culture%20and%20Random/SmokinBooBerry.jpg

[Karlifornia]

20 on the wonderlic? I would have expected stupid to ridiculue his boss with the 0 score.

age 15? Kinda random

I picked the Olsen twins, but if I really had to pick....drug problems be damned:

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/ABC_SWEETIN_070723_ssh.jpg

[stevew]

HOLY CRAP, second place! I really was afraid I was going to be last with a total of 6 points! Nice, I'll take it.

I actually thought you were going to be the winner, but Sublime got his in on the last day.

[ColtCrazy]

Jodie Sweetin all the way.

Glad to see I was in the worst pack. I'm stupid at being stupid.

[JeeberD]

I picked the Olsen twins, but if I really had to pick....drug problems be damned:


My answer was something along the lines of, "Personally, meth-head or not I'm going after Jodi Sweetin. However, I think stupid will choose Candace Cameron Bure so she's my official answer."

Sweetin's developed quite nicely, indeed...

[stevew]

http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00129/59/38/129238395_l.jpg

gibbler's okay, i suppose, nothing special compared to other hollywood hotness though.

Bure is hot, but kind of too much into the god mode for me.

[stevew]

I'm shocked at the 'when did you give up on pro sports' answers.


I suppose the phrasing on the question might have been weird if english wasn't your first language?

[JeeberD]

Bure is hot, but kind of too much into the god mode for me.

Is she? I know her brother went that route, but I hadn't heard that about her. Disappointing...

[Radii]

Sweetin was the only proper answer to that question. She hosted a show called "Pants off Dance off" for god's sakes, and look at that rack!

[JeeberD]

She hosted a show called "Pants off Dance off" for god's sakes!

Wait, what? Link, plz!

[Karlifornia]

Sweetin was the only proper answer to that question. She hosted a show called "Pants off Dance off" for god's sakes, and look at that rack!

There was a brief period where I watched that show religiously. My god. If that show had been on when I was about 13...yow.