"I have to admit: I love a big, giant pear."

[Kodos]

"Me too, but in an entirely different sense."

This was the exchange my wife and I had last night as we walked out of Walmart and she was looking at some big fake fruits in the display window of the store next to Walmart.

:)

[Pumpy Tudors]

sign me up for some of that

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Bosc? Bartlett? Anjou?

Need more info, as there are many kinds of pears.

[Kodos]

I dunno. I thought they were ceramic, but she said they were cloth.

[Noop]

Maybe it's me but it seems like you both insulted each other on some subtle level. Think about that....

[Kodos]

What's insulting about enjoying a big, giant pear?

[Passacaglia]

I dunno. I thought they were ceramic, but she said they were cloth.

Either way, they were fake.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Worst response: Me too. Hey, if I pay for them do you think we could get you a pair of bigger apples?

[Noop]

What's insulting about enjoying a big, giant pear?

What you enjoy is your business... have fun with that pear.

[Karlifornia]

and she was looking at some big fake fruits in the display window

While it's rude to stare, Detox and Logan should engage in their activities in a more discreet location.

[Kodos]

Fortunately, she also enjoy miniature fruits as well.

[Galaxy]

Fortunately, she also enjoy miniature fruits as well.

:popcorn: :)