I have a little girl on the way

[Easy Mac]

Little Mary Beth Mason will join us in approximately 140 days. I'm still having problems realizing I'm old enough to realistically have a kid, but oh well. Now all I'm worried about is screwing the kid up. But I guess that's what concerns everyone.

Man, it feels like it was just yesterday I was telling tales of my college roommate having sex on my xbox controller...

[DaddyTorgo]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


congrats!!!

[Noop]

Congrats.

[DaddyTorgo]

I'm never gonna have kids :(

[ColtCrazy]

Okay, the last line was a little disturbing.

Anyway...CONGRATULATIONS. You have no idea how much your life will change and you'll love it. And as different as you feel now, just wait till you hold her for the first time. It's the proverbial ton of bricks (in a good way).

[sterlingice]

Congrats (and you picked a normal name instead of the trendy crazy stuff going around the last few years!)

I was wondering with the thread title if you were the Big Bad Wolf and if you were going to let us know how Little Red Riding Hood tasted ;)

SI

[Izulde]

Little Mary Beth Mason will join us in approximately 140 days. I'm still having problems realizing I'm old enough to realistically have a kid, but oh well. Now all I'm worried about is screwing the kid up. But I guess that's what concerns everyone.

Man, it feels like it was just yesterday I was telling tales of my college roommate having sex on my xbox controller...

Congrats!

And I want to hear this story about the xbox controller. :D

[Maple Leafs]

Now all I'm worried about is screwing the kid up.
Don't worry, you will. We all do.

[JediKooter]

Little Mary Beth Mason will join us in approximately 140 days. I'm still having problems realizing I'm old enough to realistically have a kid, but oh well. Now all I'm worried about is screwing the kid up. But I guess that's what concerns everyone.

Man, it feels like it was just yesterday I was telling tales of my college roommate having sex on my xbox controller...

Congrats Easy Mac! Go out and do as much stuff as you can with the missus as you won't get too much of chance to do that after, oh, around 140 days from now. ;)

Then at about 870 days from now, you will have to put your xbox and other electronics up high enough so she isn't stuffing Cheerios in them.

[MikeVic]

Grats!

[Antmeister]

Congrats Mr. Mac!

[Lorena]

Congrats Easy Mac! Go out and do as much stuff as you can with the missus as you won't get too much of chance to do that after, oh, around 140 days from now. ;)

Yes, definitely. Get all the movie goin', dinner outtings, etc. while you still can.

Congrats Easy Mac.

[Lathum]

congrats!

[Flasch186]

her first name is going to be "Little"?

grats

[stevew]

Congratulations. I have 2 of these and they aren't so little anymore. Time flies fast. So make sure to buy all the cool frilly outfits and Barbies they want.

[Dr. Sak]

Way to go Chris...i never knew you had it in you!

[hoopsguy]

Very cool. My little girl is turning two tomorrow. It is unbelievably how quickly time flies, just like Stevew said above.

[Galaxy]

Congrats!

Better start to learn how to use a gun if already haven't. Your gonna need it in 13 years or so.

[JPhillips]

It's harder to screw them up than you think. Congrats!

[johnnyshaka]

As the proud (and scared of the teenage years) father of two little girls, congrats............and good luck!!!

[Honolulu_Blue]

Congrats!

[Swaggs]

Congrats! :)

[hukarez]

Congratulations!

[hawk4669]

Awesome and congrats. I have two wonderful little girls, and a son as well. As you'll soon find there is something about daddy's little girl. They are wonderful, awesome, and make you feel like a million bucks. But the scary thing is watching them grow up into awesome, smart, talented, beautiful women. Trust me, you'll feel my pain.

As a side note...not that I know you...but remind me never to play X-Box at your place. :)

Cheers! and congrats again.

[BYU 14]

Man, it feels like it was just yesterday I was telling tales of my college roommate having sex on my xbox controller...

My only advice is to exclude the Xbox tale from the Bedtime story rotation after she is born.

Congratulations, it is a little daunting thinking about your first child coming, but you will probably be surprised how much your instincts kick in.....and it almost becomes easy :) Here is to a happy, healthy little girl in 140 days.

[Mac Howard]

Soon time to take the "easy" out of your username :)

[Raiders Army]

My congratulations now, my condolences in about 10-11 years.

[CleBrownsfan]

Congrats... and welcome to fatherhood!

[Samdari]

I'm worried about is screwing the kid up.

This is a given. Parenting becomes fun once you accept it and just try to enjoy the screwing up process.

[Galaril]

Congrats!

[flere-imsaho]

Congrats! My little guy is now a little over 8 months old. I haven't felt decently rested since last August, but it's been worth it.

[chesapeake]

Congrats, Easy Mac. Little girls are the greatest thing in the entire world.

[Logan]

Congrats man...my 4th niece was born last week. That's 4 girls under 3.5 years old. Good lord.

[Marc Vaughan]

Congrats - don't let her twist you around her little finger .... too much ;)

[JeeberD]

Congrats, Easy!

[Coffee Warlord]

Do we get to call her Mary Mac? :)

[FrogMan]

Do we get to call her Mary Mac? :)


certainly much better than Easy Mary :D

Congrats Easy Mac, best of luck with the pregnancy.

FM

[Dr. Sak]

Congrats, Easy Mac. Little girls are the greatest thing in the entire world.

Shouldn't this go in the child molester's thread? :p

[Mac Howard]

Here's a foretaste of the emotions you're getting yourself into:

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especially around 3.27.

I can recall watching my own daughter - aged 8 at the time - go on stage in a talent contest and sing "We are Australians" and the joy on her face when everyone stood up and applauded at the end.

[ISiddiqui]

Congrats!

[chesapeake]

Shouldn't this go in the child molester's thread? :p

ZING! I saw that one coming as soon as I hit "submit reply."