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Mizzou B-ball fan
05-19-2009, 09:15 AM
Important to resolve this issue. I'm a high rider.
JonInMiddleGA
05-19-2009, 09:28 AM
I went neither, since the venue has a strong influence on the choice for the very reasons you mentioned.

My preference would be drop, but sometimes that's just not an acceptable option.
PilotMan
05-19-2009, 09:33 AM
Seriously, I figured that only little kids dropped them all the way. Kinda like little boys droppin' em at the urinal. I sure don't want to see a line of hairy asses at the urinal anytime soon.
wade moore
05-19-2009, 09:44 AM
The 3rd option confuses me.

I've never been somewhere that didn't have a door. If I was, I would find somewhere else.
flere-imsaho
05-19-2009, 09:48 AM
It worries me when I agree with Jon, but I agree with him here. Dropped low when at home, but when I'm out I'm often hitching them up high (as the location dictates).

Report to Kodos for poll-making lessons.... :p
Mizzou B-ball fan
05-19-2009, 09:48 AM
The 3rd option confuses me.

I've never been somewhere that didn't have a door. If I was, I would find somewhere else.

You're a blessed man. Sometimes nature calls and you take what you can get. Although I think riding high would be a must if there was no stall door.
Mizzou B-ball fan
05-19-2009, 09:49 AM
It worries me when I agree with Jon, but I agree with him here. Dropped low when at home, but when I'm out I'm often hitching them up high (as the location dictates).

Report to Kodos for poll-making lessons.... :p

Sweet. Even my polls are controversial. :D
panerd
05-19-2009, 10:42 AM
The 3rd option confuses me.

I've never been somewhere that didn't have a door. If I was, I would find somewhere else.

Seriously outside of frat houses and night clubs I have never seen a stall without a door either. Must be a Kansas City thing. :p
DanGarion
05-19-2009, 10:50 AM
Where is the "I just shit my pants" option?

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Mizzou B-ball fan
05-19-2009, 10:51 AM
Seriously outside of frat houses and night clubs I have never seen a stall without a door either. Must be a Kansas City thing. :p

You'll see it quite a bit at public parks. I believe it's to keep the riff-raff from sleeping, drinking, drugging, or sexing in the stalls, but either way, it's a pain.
PilotMan
05-19-2009, 11:09 AM
Where is the "I just shit my pants" option?


Never heard that one before, so, who are pitchers in this game? :lol:
Qwikshot
05-19-2009, 11:10 AM
Important to resolve this issue. I'm a high rider.

High horse?
Qwikshot
05-19-2009, 11:10 AM
I KEED I KEED :)
DanGarion
05-19-2009, 11:36 AM
You'll see it quite a bit at public parks. I believe it's to keep the riff-raff from sleeping, drinking, drugging, or sexing in the stalls, but either way, it's a pain.

I thought it was just because assholes break the doors so they don't replace them...
Mizzou B-ball fan
05-19-2009, 12:41 PM
I thought it was just because assholes break the doors so they don't replace them...

Maybe in your area. When they opened a new park in our area and had an open house, there were no doors on the stalls. Now, you may be right on the reason for no doors, but they never installed them.
path12
05-19-2009, 12:47 PM
Seriously outside of frat houses and night clubs I have never seen a stall without a door either. Must be a Kansas City thing. :p

I remember my high school had no doors.
flere-imsaho
05-19-2009, 12:47 PM
As much as it pains me to type this, MBBF is correct regarding the rationale for public park bathroom stalls not having doors.
MikeVic
05-19-2009, 01:03 PM
How do you take a dump with no door?? I don't think I'd be able to. I was once in a stall with a faulty door and someone opened it when I was sitting down, and it mortified me.

As for the original question, I keep them around my knees when in public. At home or in private, them come down. At home I might even take my shirt off. Get as comfortable as I can.
Mizzou B-ball fan
05-19-2009, 01:07 PM
At home or in private, them come down. At home I might even take my shirt off. Get as comfortable as I can.

My daughter does the same thing when she decides it's time for her diaper to be changed. You've got to hustle over before she takes off the diaper too.
flere-imsaho
05-19-2009, 01:17 PM
How do you take a dump with no door??

Quickly.

My daughter does the same thing when she decides it's time for her diaper to be changed. You've got to hustle over before she takes off the diaper too.

Not looking forward to the day when my boy figures out how to do this.
JediKooter
05-19-2009, 01:25 PM
I never do the number 2 in a public bathroom, unless it's an emergency. At home, I grab a good book/magazine and a drink and get to the business at hand.
Fidatelo
05-19-2009, 01:30 PM
I always drop 'em low. If you're staring under the stall walls, you're the one with the problem, not me.
Danny
05-19-2009, 01:30 PM
Depends on the place. At home, it's drop them and hang them up until I finished
FrogMan
05-19-2009, 01:34 PM
As for the original question, I keep them around my knees when in public. At home or in private, them come down. At home I might even take my shirt off. Get as comfortable as I can.

our 5yo son has had constipation problems and when he decides that it's time to do a #2, he gets really comfortable, i.e. completely naked, socks off too. :D

FM
spleen1015
05-19-2009, 01:35 PM
I pull them up to my knees because having them around my ankles usually makes my legs go to sleep for some reason.

If I'm at home, I just take them all of the way off.