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Coffee Warlord
06-03-2009, 02:11 PM
Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage.

YouTube - Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk)
Mustang
06-03-2009, 02:23 PM
I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them.

The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks.
I. J. Reilly
06-03-2009, 02:30 PM
I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them.

The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks.

Classic closet self loather; just admit you have a foot fetish, you’ll be a lot happier.;)
Tigercat
06-03-2009, 02:37 PM
Sounds more like he has a fetish for people with wooden appendages. Maybe Mustang grew up around a firm but gentled pirate, and he would lie next to him while gently stroking his peg leg.
Ksyrup
06-03-2009, 02:42 PM
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/pirate_tn.jpg

"Mustang, give me a ring tonight. I be needin' someone to pull me pork."
Mustang
06-03-2009, 02:45 PM
*L*

Ok, this took a turn... :)
Coffee Warlord
06-03-2009, 02:47 PM
I think this was theadjacked in the first reply. :)
Ksyrup
06-03-2009, 02:49 PM
Hey, I referenced pulled pork to at least make my comment relevant to the original post!
Mustang
06-03-2009, 02:50 PM
I think this was theadjacked in the first reply. :)

I was just trying to comment on my general disdain for combining foot massages and BBQ.. you guys turned it into me wanting a combo BBQ/Orbital Sanding place. :)
Maple Leafs
06-03-2009, 03:56 PM
What does it say about me that if I see a post that has a link to youtube instead the embedded video, I say "fuck it, that's way too much work"?
CamEdwards
06-03-2009, 06:10 PM
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/pirate_tn.jpg

"Mustang, give me a ring tonight. I be needin' someone to pull me pork."

Brilliant!
Schmidty
06-03-2009, 06:12 PM
Feet are gross.
spleen1015
06-03-2009, 06:28 PM
Besides the asshole, feet are the ugliest part of the human body.
Ronnie Dobbs2
06-03-2009, 06:32 PM
Nope, pretty sure it's your mind.
mrsimperless
06-03-2009, 07:49 PM
I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them.

The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks.

You crazy. The foot massages I'm used to last 75 minutes and include feet, legs, hands, arms, shoulders, head, back and neck. All for about 300 baht.
Pumpy Tudors
06-03-2009, 09:52 PM
HELL, THIS IS A DINOSAUR!
Sublime 2
06-04-2009, 01:47 PM
I keep reading the title as "I Totally Have to Eat Her."

Then I click, hoping to see CW admitting to canibalism. Alas, I'm stuck with foot fetish talk, it will have to do.
Coffee Warlord
06-04-2009, 01:49 PM
I keep reading the title as "I Totally Have to Eat Her."

Then I click, hoping to see CW admitting to canibalism. Alas, I'm stuck with foot fetish talk, it will have to do.

Only with the proper marinade are humans a delight for the palate.
Ksyrup
06-04-2009, 02:21 PM
Only with the proper marinade are humans a delight for the palate.

BBQ sauce?
Pumpy Tudors
06-04-2009, 03:23 PM
DID YOU HEAR ME CALL NUMBER 52?
Noop
06-04-2009, 03:38 PM
I would totally eat her

I thought this thread was about eating p*ssy
SackAttack
06-04-2009, 03:40 PM
Ass BBQ?

What, are we reduced to eating donkeys?
ntndeacon
06-04-2009, 08:16 PM
I was thinking what an un appetizing piece of meat that would be. (I saw Bourdain or the bald guy eat chickin ass on the travel channel. but they eat anything)
M GO BLUE!!!
06-04-2009, 11:47 PM
Now I'm wantin' me some good ass bbq.