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Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 12:28 PM
Here's a funny pic for you...

Safe to open in office.
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 12:29 PM
Hmmm. Seems like a contradiction to me!!
Havok
04-03-2003, 12:30 PM
LOL!!!!
TLK
04-03-2003, 12:30 PM
those don't look like the lesbians you see in porn......
Fritz
04-03-2003, 12:32 PM
because porn quality lesbians are all out making movies!
Marmel
04-03-2003, 12:43 PM
Fritz, you will never be better than me.


Except when it comes to heavy petting. And shaving back hair.
Rich1033
04-03-2003, 01:22 PM
Is it even possible for a man to resist opening a file that says lesbians right next to it?
GoldenEagle
04-03-2003, 01:26 PM
i regret opening that
Fritz
04-03-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Marmel
Fritz, you will never be better than me.


Except when it comes to heavy petting. And shaving back hair.

Marmel, It is hardly your fault that you were born a lobsterboy. One day medical advancements may allow you to have hands that can pet. Hands that can hold a razor. Normal hands.
mrskippy
04-03-2003, 01:30 PM
Sign should read ....

Ugly Hoes Against Bush
Fritz
04-03-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by mrskippy
Sign should read ....

Ugly Hoes Against Bush

hoes?
Marmel
04-03-2003, 01:38 PM
fritz is a very sweet 12 year old doxie boy who spent all his life with an older human gentleman
Fritz
04-03-2003, 01:48 PM
lobsterboy
Marmel
04-03-2003, 01:55 PM
Weak effort there Fritzy.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:04 PM
lobsterboy
Marmel
04-03-2003, 02:04 PM
Weak effort there Fritzy.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:08 PM
lobsterboy

http://pheno.physics.wisc.edu/~bwood/images/lobsterboy.jpg
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:17 PM
Ok you two. Break it up. Go sit on your beds and think about how you've hurt each other. You should be ashamed of you...awww hell. Nevermind. Fritz, bring me the Penthouse when you're done. And NO sticky pages!!
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Fritz, bring me the Penthouse when you're done. And NO sticky pages!!

Why do you think I bought that laminator?
Marmel
04-03-2003, 02:25 PM
Now that was an excellent effort Fritzy.


*applause*
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:34 PM
I can picture it now:

"Introducing the newest action film from Virgin Entertainment. The Laminator 3 - Starring Fritz and his pussy. Watch excting scenes of Fritz as he uses his plastic. Hear those now famous words: "I'll cum back".

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without pancho and hand gel."
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
I can picture it now:

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without pancho and hand gel."

Who the fuck is Pancho?
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:39 PM
He's the one who holds the hand gel.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
He's the one who holds the hand gel.

Is this Tipper Gore's doing?
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:40 PM
Or should I re-word it for the raingear challenged:

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a pancho and hand gel."
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Fritz
Is this Tipper Gore's doing?

Speaking of Lesbians against Bush. :D

No, he's NOT doing Tipper Gore. Ewwwwww!!!
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:42 PM
PONCHO
Pancho was a Mexican Bandit
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:43 PM
Or should I re-word it for the spelling challenged (me)

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a poncho and hand gel."


Did I get it this time Fritz? You freakin' PeeWee Herman wannabe.
Marmel
04-03-2003, 02:45 PM
Fritz is actually a NAMBLA member wannabe.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Or should I re-word it for the spelling challenged (me)

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a poncho and hand gel."


Did I get it this time Fritz? You freakin' PeeWee Herman wannabe.

I know you are but what am I?
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Marmel
Fritz is actually a NAMBA member wannabe.

read your membership card dumbass, its NAMBLA.
Marmel
04-03-2003, 02:49 PM
Its a typo, jackass.

I notice you picked up on the spelling awfully quick.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 02:56 PM
lobsterboy
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 02:57 PM
Fritz is a spelling Nazi!
SplitPersonality1
04-03-2003, 03:02 PM
Best thread in a looooooooooooooong time.

Keep it up guys!
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
Best thread in a looooooooooooooong time.

Keep it up guys!

Sorry, but I've heard Marmel has a hard time keeping it up lately.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Fritz is a spelling Nazi!

This is probably the only time I will every be accused of that.
Marmel
04-03-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Sorry, but I've heard Marmel has a hard time keeping it up lately.


If I was sleeping with somebody besides your women it might be easier.
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 03:13 PM
My women don't do Lobsterboys.

Gives 'em the crabs.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 03:15 PM
(lobsterboy starts to catch on....)
Marmel
04-03-2003, 03:16 PM
Fritz' effort was weak.

You, copying a weak effort, is just pathetic.


Who do Sasquatch do anyways?
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Marmel
Fritz' effort was weak.

You, copying a weak effort, is just pathetic.


Who do Sasquatch do anyways?

Anybody he damn well wants to. :D

And I thought bringing in the crabs elevated Fritz effort just a tiny bit.
KWhit
04-03-2003, 03:37 PM
Can we PLEASE get back to talking about lesbians?

Please?

Because I like lesbians. They are good.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by KWhit
Can we PLEASE get back to talking about lobsterboy?

Please?


Amen
KWhit
04-03-2003, 03:42 PM
Wait! I didn't say that!

Hey!

I'm outraged!

I've been misquoted!

That's no fair!

You can't do that!

That's just wrong!
Ksyrup
04-03-2003, 03:45 PM
Damn straight! I love lesbians. We all love lesbians. Who doesn't love lesbians? Even my wife loves lesbians. Well...not really, but I can dream.
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 03:45 PM
I'm a lesbian. I LIKE women.
TLK
04-03-2003, 03:47 PM
I think it's great that the attachment has 126 downloads...... how many of those 126 were thinking they were gonna see some lesbian action......
KWhit
04-03-2003, 03:49 PM
... opening up my "Lesbian Pics" folder ...

I'll be back in about 2-3 minutes, guys.
Ksyrup
04-03-2003, 03:50 PM
Well, it said safe for work. I would not have been happy if it did have lesbian action.
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by KWhit
... opening up my "Lesbian Pics" folder ...

I'll be back in about 2-3 minutes, guys.

You must have dial up. Those of us with broadband can "finish" lesbian pics in about 30 seconds. :D
Fritz
04-03-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by KWhit
... opening up my "Lobsterboy Pics" folder ...

I'll be back in about 2-3 minutes, guys.

ewwww
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 05:17 PM
Fritz is a liar:

http://community.webshots.com/sym/cache0/couploads/68500187.jpg.tmp?7633
Airhog
04-03-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Fritz is a liar:

http://community.webshots.com/sym/cache0/couploads/68500187.jpg.tmp?7633

No wonder fritz lies to marmel all the time :D
Fritz
04-03-2003, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Fritz is a liar:


gasp! My perfect nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (skippy stlye)
tucker342
04-03-2003, 06:10 PM
damnit where are my lesbians!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 08:01 PM
Let's see, back on the old board you'd get a stripper on your 1,000th post. For 2,000 you got a blowjob. I think QuikSand is the only one to see lesbians.

Of course on this board for your 1,000th post you get Subby in a thong. I think I'll stop posting now.
Fritz
04-03-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Buzzbee
Let's see, back on the old board you'd get a stripper on your 1,000th post. For 2,000 you got a blowjob. I think QuikSand is the only one to see lesbians.

Of course on this board for your 1,000th post you get Subby in a thong. I think I'll stop posting now.

Subby in a thong would not be so bad if he didn't insist on wearing it backwards.