Windows Hearts Game-Do I need to call someone from Microsoft to beat the game?

[dxtrfn1980]

I have never won at hearts at any version of Windows. I have tried all the tips but have never won, have finished 2nd 800+ times. I am thinking about putting a listing on eBay for someone to come to my house so I can see someone win at this game.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You may have forgotten, but you already used that joke on this board about BBCF and TCY.

[Tigercat]

Tip: Are you playing "Spades" on accident? If so, stop it.

[dxtrfn1980]

No, I'm playing Hearts. I have never won this game or Minesweeper beginners board.

[Danny]

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

[Dr. Sak]

Maybe you should use Va Tech to recruit Microsoft for you.

[mckerney]

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

FBCB-Scheduling with a major team-went winless (tough non-conference schedule) - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=70745)
Fog of War-TCY-Very, Very Hard-Impossible - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=70305)
AI too tough in video games-NBA Jam Question - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=66809)
NFL Blitz 2000-How do you score a touchdown? - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=64988)
I am so unlucky to download any paper - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=64319)

[dxtrfn1980]

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

Did you cheat? Did you go to Harvard?

[Pumpy Tudors]

At least when I post the same crappy joke again and again, I don't start a new thread to do it.

[DanGarion]

You are my favorite act on the board, you have replaced HA and Pumpy!

[Danny]

FBCB-Scheduling with a major team-went winless (tough non-conference schedule) - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=70745)
Fog of War-TCY-Very, Very Hard-Impossible - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=70305)
AI too tough in video games-NBA Jam Question - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=66809)
NFL Blitz 2000-How do you score a touchdown? - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=64988)
I am so unlucky to download any paper - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=64319)

Alright then, nothing to see here other than a lame repeat of a joke, move along.

[Saul Goode]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
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[Saul Goode]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


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[Saul Goode]

:popcorn:Ill show myself out

[AZSpeechCoach]

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...

[digamma]

Did you cheat? Did you go to Harvard?

Yes.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...
That's what I'm talking about.

[CU Tiger]

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...


That's a gadget, or if you are really flexible a sexual position not a gimmick

[Logan]

At least when I post the same crappy joke again and again, I don't start a new thread to do it.

Truth.

Colin White.

;)

[JediKooter]

I'm wearing my WWPD (What Would Pumpy Do) t-shirt.

[Pumpy Tudors]

just damn

[Uncle Briggs]

You are my favorite act on the board, you have replaced HA and Pumpy!

PUMPY'S NOT FAKE!

[dxtrfn1980]

Really, I am the worst Hearts player ever or the copy of Windows Hearts has a major bug.

[dxtrfn1980]

I called Microsoft Tech Support (for real) about the issue of never winning in Hearts.

[AZSpeechCoach]

You probably should also call Milton Bradley, since it seems you suck at Life (the board game...geez, give me a break) :)

[Passacaglia]

So how did the call go? Maybe if I ask questions I can bait you into providing some actually humorous content, instead of this same tired joke.

[larrymcg421]

Just remember that if someone is trying to shoot the moon, it's bush league to stop it by playing a low card of the same suit. You should only be allowed to stop it by playing an Ace or the Queen of Spades.