Laughter needed

[RendeR]

Someone make me laugh before I go postal on Verizon's ass. I hate being blatantly lied to over the phone. having worked a phone service before I know how they run and its frustrating as hell when they get their script going and refuse to step out of it even in the glaring evidence of their own files telling them they're wrong.

Then to tell me there is no one higher that can assist me at 3 fucking PM in the afternoon is just fucking frosting on my ass.

Smug condescending BITCH sat tehre in her cube and lied through her teeth about the situation (which I know because the technician I spoke to yesterday went through every step of the issue and admitted they made the error)

Color me pissed off. Make me laugh, I don't want to maim anyone today.

[Telle]

Don't suppose there's a marathon of "Finneus and Ferb" running right now that you can turn on? :)

[jetpunk2000]

I fucking hate Verizon customer service. Is it FIOS or wireless? FIOS service is useless. Sorry, no laughs from me, just feel your pain lol.

[Lorena]

http://www.wondercomments.com/funny/funny_comment_28.jpg

[larrymcg421]

Why was Fred Flintstone mad when a Hurricane hit bedrock?

He found Wilma under Rubble.

[TCY Junkie]

Maybe talking on the phone to Verizon is not for you.

[Lorena]

Guy and a girl get freaky in a car and when they finish the guy gets the condom and throws it out the window. Little kid passes by, gets it and sells it. He runs home and says, "Momma momma momma guess what? I sold a Twinkie but I tricked them cuz I ate the inside!"

[Lorena]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[gstelmack]

Go down to your local Verizon sales kiosk/store/whatever and they'll probably be able to help you. That's where the good reps work...

[Mustang]

Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?

So they can jump up and rape monkeys


What sound do moneys hate the most?

Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg.


Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The inter.. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Travis]

hxxp://www.paulbrownshow.com/Portals/0/audio/paul_brown_fredplaymate.mp3

Background

Paul Brown/Yukon Jack/Gillian Foote host the morning show on a local radio station here (the Bear). Fearless Fred is the drive time host (unfortunately leaving after tomorrow to go to a job in Toronto) and the subject of the story in the audio link above.

[RendeR]

It was Long distance/normal phone service and I shouldn't go near anything labeled Verizon right now, but thanks for reminding me they have employees in kiosks =)

Lorena, you're disturbed and disgusting, I think I love you =)

thanks folks, needed something to break the tension =)

[Izulde]

Go down to your local Verizon sales kiosk/store/whatever and they'll probably be able to help you. That's where the good reps work...

FWIW, I've found in my hometown that the kiosk employees are absolutely worthless, but the store employees are good.

So YMMV.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Go down to your local Verizon sales kiosk/store/whatever and they'll probably be able to help you. That's where the good reps work...

:lol:

[Greyroofoo]

So a duck walks into a sore and orders some chapstick. The cashier says, "Sure, it'll be a buck". The duck replies, "I don't have the cash, just put it on my bill."

[Lathum]

Call verizon once. If you don't get what you want call twice. If you don't get what you want call 4 times. Keep doubling each call. Guarented you get what you want in end.

[JediKooter]

Welcome to Hollywood!!!!

[larrymcg421]

Call verizon once. If you don't get what you want call twice. If you don't get what you want call 4 times. Keep doubling each call. Guarented you get what you want in end.

If it still doesn't work, then Verizon may not be provider for you.

[JeeberD]

Lorena, you're disturbed and disgusting, I think I love you =)


I thought you two weren't on speaking terms. Glad to see that dirty jokes can bring you back together...

[mckerney]

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[thesloppy]

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[Greyroofoo]

This always cheers me up

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[Mustang]

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[Greyroofoo]

Yoda has moves as well

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[RomaGoth]

Wish I could bust a move like Vader.....:(

[RendeR]

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Winner, this one cracked me up =)

[RendeR]

I thought you two weren't on speaking terms. Glad to see that dirty jokes can bring you back together...



Eh, she just hates my opinions on the value of certain persons and things now and then. I still think she's adorable ;)

[RomaGoth]

Eh, she just hates my opinions on the value of certain persons and things now and then. I still think she's adorable ;)

Awwwww.......

[RomaGoth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8kdGRgnv0&feature=player_embedded

[Lorena]

I thought you two weren't on speaking terms. Glad to see that dirty jokes can bring you back together...

Well, even though we don't see eye to eye on many things, he's someone going through something unpleasant, I can sympathize!

[path12]

Call verizon once. If you don't get what you want call twice. If you don't get what you want call 4 times. Keep doubling each call. Guarented you get what you want in end.

Hmmm. That sounds like something that could work at the blackjack table.

[cartman]

A little boy and little girl are playing in a park. The girl asks the boy, "What's a penis?". The little boy didn't know, but said he'd find out.

When he got home from the park, his mom was cooking dinner. He asked, "Mom, what's a penis?" The mom got flustered and said "Go ask your dad".

The father had just gotten done taking a shower after mowing the yard, and was wearing only a towel when the son walked in and asked "Dad, what is a penis?" So the father said "Son, I'll do better than tell you what a penis is, I'll show you one." He drops his towel and says "Son, this is a penis. Take a good look, as this one is perfect."

So the next day, the little boy goes back to the park tells the little girl he found out what a penis was. He took her behind some bushes, pulled down his pants and said "This is a penis. And if it was smaller, it would be perfect."

[WheelsVT]

http://xkcd.com/verizon/verizon.jpg

http://xkcd.com/verizon/