If anyone wants to help me get a little revenge...

[Kodos]

This idiot girl (who I've never met) keeps calling my cell phone. She literally calls more often than my actual acquaintances. I've told her nicely, and repeatedly, that I am not whoever she is trying to call. She apologizes, and then a day or two later, she does the same thing.

Please feel free to call this number and leave a message at any time, day or night.

[number removed - see second page]

Thanks much.

[JediKooter]

Were you staring at her boobs on the train?

[DaddyTorgo]

haha awesome!

[RomaGoth]

Were you staring at her boobs on the train?

pics plz thx

[Comey]

860? That's a Hartford line. Interesting.

[DanGarion]

Voice mail!

[stevew]

Alright, I got bored and texted

"please stop causing problems"

[stevew]

landline or cell phone?

[Kodos]

landline or cell phone?

I'm guessing cell phone.

[Kodos]

860? That's a Hartford line. Interesting.

Not that interesting. I live in the Hartford area code. ;)

[RomaGoth]

Thank you.

Feel free to scrawl "For a good time, call 1-860-391-5337" on bathrooms stalls across the country.

I figure she won't realize who's behind it if the area code is different than mine. :)



I'm guessing cell phone.

Unless "she" starts with TCY....

[stevew]

I'm still waiting for her to hit me back.

[Comey]

Not that interesting. I live in the Hartford area code. ;)

So do I (Hartford/West Hartford line, a block from Elizabeth Park). I found it interesting because it's not everyday you see this from your area.

Then again, in this area...well, a lot of idiots reside. So, maybe I'm just not in-the-know. ; )

[RomaGoth]

...and then a day or two later, she does the same thing.

I'm still waiting for her to hit me back.

You might have to be patient....:)

[KWhit]

Not that interesting. I live in the Hartford area code. ;)

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

[RomaGoth]

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Shit, get out Kodos!! Get out!!!! Kodos.....? Damn. :eek: :(

[DataKing]

Sweet...Kodos has a stalker. She must be into the tentacle thing.

[Mustang]

"391-5337"
.

Kodos, Kodos who can I turn to...

[sterlingice]

I hear Pranknet (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=73909) is now in need of something to do while they're going to jail ;)

SI

[RomaGoth]

I hear Pranknet (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=73909) is now in need of something to do while they're going to jail ;)

SI

nicely done

[Kodos]

If you do elect to call or text, please keep it clean. I merely want to annoy her, not scare her. :)

[Dr. Sak]

Kodos, Kodos who can I turn to...

He gives her something...she can hold on to...

[Dr. Sak]

If you do elect to call or text, please keep it clean. I merely want to annoy her, not scare her. :)

Um anyone know how to retract a picture message...

[Alan T]

My ex-wife has an 860 area code for her cell.. how funny would it have been for me if that was her number I saw here. Oh well, maybe next time!

[DaddyTorgo]

lol

[TCY Junkie]

Unless "she" starts with TCY....

If she started anything with me she wouldn't have to call random guys. I'm over that fetish.

[Izulde]

Texted!

[Izulde]

....Unbelievable.

She called me back.

W.T.F.

[Izulde]

...And left a voicemail, too.

[Logan]

....Unbelievable.

She called me back.

W.T.F.

Congrats on a girl finally calling you back!

:)

[stevew]

She called and left a voicemail

[RomaGoth]

Sounds like a bunch of you might get lucky today. ;)

[DaddyTorgo]

lol

[Izulde]

Congrats on a girl finally calling you back!

:)

Yeah, seriously. Most of my female friends are terrible about returning phone calls and the last chick I was semi-interested in dating who returned a call abruptly stopped talking to me while I was overseas this summer.

And now some random chick I text calls me back 0.5 seconds later.

[RomaGoth]

Yeah, seriously. Most of my female friends are terrible about returning phone calls and the last chick I was semi-interested in dating who returned a call abruptly stopped talking to me while I was overseas this summer.

And now some random chick I text calls me back 0.5 seconds later.

Pics? Plz?

[Izulde]

Pics? Plz?

Uh, Kodos would have them if anyone did, obviously. :P

I'm gonna go eat a sandwich and then listen to this chick's voice message.

Should be hilarious. :D

[MikeVic]

Does she sound hot?

[stevew]

I need a bar in the Hartford area to use for my next text

[stevew]

sounds hot

[RomaGoth]

Uh, Kodos would have them if anyone did, obviously. :P

I'm gonna go eat a sandwich and then listen to this chick's voice message.

Should be hilarious. :D

Let us know what she says. Word for Word of course. :popcorn:

[stevew]

I'm guessing strawberry blonde, small frame, middling boobs

[stevew]

she said something like she wanted to know who texted her

[Kodos]

I should set up a dating service.

Maybe she just wants someone, anyone, to pay her some attention. Maybe, all of us together, can get up to the level of a single normal guy.

[MikeVic]

Nice.

[RomaGoth]

middling boobs

#12 on the "never thought I would see that on FOFC"

[samifan24]

So do I (Hartford/West Hartford line, a block from Elizabeth Park). I found it interesting because it's not everyday you see this from your area.

Then again, in this area...well, a lot of idiots reside. So, maybe I'm just not in-the-know. ; )

I never realized we had so many central CTers on FOFC.

[RomaGoth]

I should set up a dating service.

Maybe she just wants someone, anyone, to pay her some attention. Maybe, all of us together, can get up to the level of a single normal guy.

My wife would love if I was this.

[samifan24]

I need a bar in the Hartford area to use for my next text

Coach's is in downtown Hartford

[EagleFan]

This thread has the potential to deliver in so many ways... ;)

[DanGarion]

I need a bar in the Hartford area to use for my next text

Take your pick....
Nightlife

Chez Est, 458 Wethersfield Ave, Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-525-3243

Description: Open 7 Days a Week. Mixed dance club with friendly atmosphere. Friday nights are the night at this club!

Hartford Eagle, 458 Wethersfield Avenue, Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-525-3243

Description:

Nick's Cafe, 1943 Broad St. Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-956-1573
Website:
Description:

Polo Club, 678 Maple Avenue, Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-278-3333
Description: Open Thursday through Saturday 5 PM - 2 AM. Cabaret and Dance bar.

Seduction, 81 Pope Park Highway, Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-951-7133
Website:
Description:

Stiletto's of Hartford
Coming Soon!
Description: New club coming soon to Hartford! Check site for details!

Starlight Playhouse & Cabaret, 1022 Main Street, East Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-289-0789
Website:
Description:

Universe, 50 Union Place, Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-278-6333
Website:
Description:

Velvet, 50 Union Place, Hartford, CT
Phone: 860-278-6333
Website:
Description:

[Subby]

STOP WITH THE TEXTING AND START WITH THE SEXTING!

[DanGarion]

FYI I did a Google search for, hartford, ct gay bars so use mine Steve! ;)

[RomaGoth]

DanGarion Pages.....just a fingertip away!!!

[Kodos]

My phone is ringing right now. It's her.

[Izulde]

Sounds like she's in her 30s. A little too old for my tastes.

I'm definitely picking up a redhead quality to the voice, though, which fits in with stevew's strawberry blonde bit.

[MikeVic]

My phone is ringing right now. It's her.

What did she say!

[RomaGoth]

Sounds like she's in her 30s. A little too old for my tastes.

I'm definitely picking up a redhead quality to the voice, though, which fits in with stevew's strawberry blonde bit.

30's and 40's are the best. Or so I have heard...;)

[Kodos]

I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.

[cuervo72]

Are you Reggie Miller?

[Izulde]

Well, from the voice analysis, I'd say she's in her 30s, with darker, sort of rusty red type hair that she cuts short. Could be curly or just wavy.

Likely average height for a girl, but probably somewhat chunky around the middle. Glasses is probably a yes, too.

Doesn't sound like she's hot at all, to be honest, but my read is that she's one of those girls who's just zany enough to get a guy interested for a while, but then her annoying traits (I suspect there may be some insecurity/esteem issues too) come to the forefront and they go running.

[RomaGoth]

I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.

Ah ha....so your real name is Kodos then?

[Subby]

I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.
Yeah but why did she call your number the first 100 times? That doesn't make sense.

[Joker]

Spoke to her for 10minutes....said her kids programmed your number into her phone and she cant get it out.
She never mentioned the death in the family line.
Told me it was her business line.

[sterlingice]

Wait, wait? So you're sayin' she's a fibber? ;)

SI

[Joker]

I think she's the whore from next door and were blocking her real business.

[Dr. Sak]

She asked me how do I fudge a phone bill statement.

[MikeVic]

LOL.

[DaddyTorgo]

she can't get the number deleted from her phone? is she a doof?

[MikeVic]

She just wants Kodos' tentacles.

[Dr. Sak]

Ask her if she's ever played the game "just the tip"?

[JonInMiddleGA]

she can't get the number deleted from her phone? is she a doof?

After calling the same wrong number dozens of times that does seem like a reasonable possibility.

I wonder if she's related to the collection of idiots I've had do the same thing to my last two home landlines? (not the same idiots on each line thankfully)

[Joker]

gawd awfully uconn accent...
I think her boss was proud of all the new clients she had.

[RomaGoth]

Spoke to her for 10minutes....said her kids programmed your number into her phone and she cant get it out.
She never mentioned the death in the family line.
Told me it was her business line.

1. A ten minute conversation = more info plz.
2. She has kids. A milf perhaps?
3. A stupid milf if she can't get a number out of a phone.
4. Why are her kids playing with her business phone?
5. This sounds very suspicious.

[RomaGoth]

gawd awfully uconn accent...
I think her boss was proud of all the new clients she had.

Is this her boss?

[gkb]

Ask her if she's ever played the game "just the tip"?

Yeah, I LOL'd. Well played.

I didn't have much hope for this thread when I opened it, but wow...it does deliver.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

:thumbsup:

This thread is why I heart FOFC.

[stevew]

Im going to text her at 1am and apologize for texting her earlier.

[Sun Tzu]

I love that game.

[JediKooter]

middling boobs

Yup, probably hanging down to the middle of her waist...

[Kodos]

Thanks guys. You have been awesome. If she calls me again, I will once again unleash FOFC on her. :)

[RomaGoth]

Yup, probably hanging down to the middle of her waist...

No pics plz thanks. Seriously. None.

[Joker]

I sent her a pic of myself ...she called me back.
Her husband is a computer nerd and is searching the internet ....for us....funny were hiding right here in the open. She talks very fast...This time she did mention the death in the family.

[Comey]

I need a bar in the Hartford area to use for my next text

Wood N' Tap or Pig's Eye.

[Comey]

I never realized we had so many central CTers on FOFC.

I didn't realize there were so many around Hartford. I've been living here since 2007...not a fan of the downtown season at all...I don't know that many people otherwise.

[SackAttack]

After calling the same wrong number dozens of times that does seem like a reasonable possibility.

I wonder if she's related to the collection of idiots I've had do the same thing to my last two home landlines? (not the same idiots on each line thankfully)

Nobody ever went broke betting on the stupidity of your average human.

Or, if you prefer it in theological terms, we know the Lord loves stupid people, because He creates them in abundance.

[Young Drachma]

Well, from the voice analysis, I'd say she's in her 30s, with darker, sort of rusty red type hair that she cuts short. Could be curly or just wavy.

Likely average height for a girl, but probably somewhat chunky around the middle. Glasses is probably a yes, too.

Doesn't sound like she's hot at all, to be honest, but my read is that she's one of those girls who's just zany enough to get a guy interested for a while, but then her annoying traits (I suspect there may be some insecurity/esteem issues too) come to the forefront and they go running.

:popcorn:

[jeff061]

Someone needs to text location of this thread to husband. Take this entertainment to the next level!

[samifan24]

I didn't realize there were so many around Hartford. I've been living here since 2007...not a fan of the downtown season at all...I don't know that many people otherwise.

There's nothing to do in Hartford at night, really. There's nothing to do in Hartford anyway unless you like minor league hockey or the occasional UConn game.

[tarcone]

Her husband is a computer geek, yet she cant get a number deleted from her phone......hmmmmm

[Poli]

I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.
RATS I MISSED OUT.

[CamEdwards]

Someone give her claphamsa's number so she can call him and tell him to quit staring at her chest. :)

[Galaxy]

Maybe she's looking for JimmyWint or Pumpy.

[Pumpy Tudors]

how did i get involved

[ISiddiqui]

Mostly because a woman was looking for someone.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Mostly because a woman was looking for someone.
hate it when that happens

[RomaGoth]

Her husband is a computer geek, yet she cant get a number deleted from her phone......hmmmmm

Address Book > Options > Delete Contact? > Duh!

makes you wonder what her definition of a computer geek is...

[Kodos]

I guess his search for us on the Internets failed too.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

Was I the only one to call her for the purpose of getting a cell number to contact Kodos?

[Kodos]

I prefer hanging out on PS3's Home. Look me up there, buddy. And I promise, on Home, I ain't got nothin' that's middlin'.


----

I realized last night that she probably got my name off of voice mail.

[RomaGoth]

I prefer hanging out on PS3's Home. Look me up there, buddy. And I promise, on Home, I ain't got nothin' that's middlin'.


----

I realized last night that she probably got my name off of voice mail.

I never use my name in my voice mail message. That way if it is someone who doesn't know me, they can't keep calling me repeatedly while talking about a death in the family and how their spouse is a computer geek...:cool:

[Chubby]

I like how Kodos edits his initial post taking the phone number out thinking that will do anything despote the number being quoted like 5 times on the 1st page :popcorn:

[Kodos]

Hey, I did what I could to releash the hounds.

[Passacaglia]

hxxp://www.canitapthat.com/

[DaddyTorgo]

I never use my name in my voice mail message. That way if it is someone who doesn't know me, they can't keep calling me repeatedly while talking about a death in the family and how their spouse is a computer geek...:cool:

you're both cocky AND funny

[RomaGoth]

you're both cocky AND funny

Not sure if this is meant to be a compliment but I will take it as such. :)

[Passacaglia]

Not sure if this is meant to be a compliment but I will take it as such. :)

It is not, and the fact that you don't know it isn't labels you as a noob in these parts!

[Solecismic]

I sent her a pic of myself ...she called me back.
Her husband is a computer nerd and is searching the internet ....for us....funny were hiding right here in the open. She talks very fast...This time she did mention the death in the family.

Oh, this explains a lot.

Thanks, guys.

[TCY Junkie]

Oh, this explains a lot.

Thanks, guys.

All you guys piss me off, he could have been working on the TCY 2 instead.

[RomaGoth]

It is not, and the fact that you don't know it isn't labels you as a noob in these parts!

A noob who is both cocky AND funny

[RomaGoth]

All you guys piss me off, he could have been working on the TCY 2 instead.

I think one of you is quite enough thanks.

[EagleFan]

Oh, this explains a lot.

Thanks, guys.

Someone mentioned FOFC in their call to her? Why? Nothing good can come of that. Which, if I am reading Jim's post correctly, is displayed by him getting bothered.

That's about as smart as this lady's speed dial delete skills...

[MikeVic]

I wanna know if something happened to Jim now because of this. Not very smart to actually mention FOF or FOFC when harassing some girl.

[molson]

I wanna know if something happened to Jim now because of this. Not very smart to actually mention FOF or FOFC when harassing some girl.

I don't know, it could be a whole new thing to yell "FOFC!" when we commit crimes. It might bring some much needed energy around this place.

[MikeVic]

I don't know, it could be a whole new thing to yell "FOFC!" when we commit crimes. It might bring some much needed energy around this place.

LOL, I'm liking this idea.

[MrDNA]

I don't know, it could be a whole new thing to yell "FOFC!" when we commit crimes. It might bring some much needed energy around this place.

I just got back from the mall and I was loitering HARD while yelling "FOFC!" as loud as I could.

[MikeVic]

I should've yelled FOFC! as I was emptying a can of RAID on a big spider a couple days ago. We need to create a rep.

[EagleFan]

Fahfk!!!

[Autumn]

I totally yelled it when I was jaywalking just now.

Nobody predicted this in The Future of FOFC

[DaddyTorgo]

what happened to Jim as a result of this??

inquiring minds demand to know!!!

[DaddyTorgo]

was solecismic.com hacked and turned into a hardcore porn site?

[Pumpy Tudors]

So now I have a woman calling me nonstop, and she keeps asking me who Jim Gindin is. I thought it was terpkristin at first, but I didn't hear any x-ray machine noises in the background. So if I give you guys this broad's number, will you call her and ask her to stop?

[Poli]

What's this FOFC crap?

[Kodos]

Welp. I hope this didn't somehow cause Jim any problems. I certainly hope that by now guys have stopped calling her.

[Poli]

Ladies, by all means, continue to call.

[MikeVic]

Welp. I hope this didn't somehow cause Jim any problems. I certainly hope that by now guys have stopped calling her.

stop causing problems.

[Kodos]

Alright. I just called her, and we cleared everything up. They successfully got my number out of the speed dial and she apologized for all of the calls. She said she wasn't mad -- just wanted to make sure her kids didn't answer the phone and see or hear something inappropriate. Thankfully nobody got too dirty. Please stop bothering her. We've had our fun, now let's let everyone get back to their normal lives. Thanks guys.

[MikeVic]

I never know what posts in this thread are real or jokes. I'm guessing Kodos' last post is real though?

[Kodos]

It was real.

[RomaGoth]

We've had our fun, now let's let everyone get back to their normal lives. Thanks guys.

While I was not one of those who called her (my wife would start asking questions), I would like you to more broadly define "normal lives" please.

[Kodos]

That small part of our lives that does not involve calling strangers at a number you found on an internet message board.

[Solecismic]

Welp. I hope this didn't somehow cause Jim any problems. I certainly hope that by now guys have stopped calling her.

No, nothing happened, no calls. I was just having a little fun at your expense.

Did you at least ask her if she had a daughter who liked to run into people's garages with the family minivan?

[Coffee Warlord]

No, nothing happened, no calls. I was just having a little fun at your expense.

Did you at least ask her if she had a daughter who liked to run into people's garages with the family minivan?

I heard no, but she said her husband had an absolutely awesome blackjack system.

[lynchjm24]

I didn't realize there were so many around Hartford. I've been living here since 2007...not a fan of the downtown season at all...I don't know that many people otherwise.

I used to live right on the West Hartford/Hartford line a half block up from Prospect St. Just lovely.....

[TCY Junkie]

I guess I think too highly of this place, I knew and it didn't even cross my mind someone would mention FOFC until a poster brought it up. I thought Jim was implying he was the computer nerd husband.

[RomaGoth]

I heard no, but she said her husband had an absolutely awesome blackjack system.

I hope he is better at blackjack than removing numbers from a cell phone.

[Passacaglia]

I hope he is better at blackjack than removing numbers from a cell phone.

Actually, I've heard that blackjack might not be the game for him.

[Autumn]

I hope he is better at blackjack than removing numbers from a cell phone.

It's not the "can't remove the number" thing that gets me. it's the idea that just because a number was for some reason in her phone she had to keep calling it. Is this how she uses the phone? Calling random numbers out of her contact list? Or is she kind of OCD, and has to call through the whole list before she calls anyone a second time?

[RomaGoth]

It's not the "can't remove the number" thing that gets me. it's the idea that just because a number was for some reason in her phone she had to keep calling it. Is this how she uses the phone? Calling random numbers out of her contact list? Or is she kind of OCD, and has to call through the whole list before she calls anyone a second time?

True that. Now it makes me wonder if she was calling Kodos from a number in her recent calls list.....now THAT is just crazy.

[Neon_Chaos]

I take it that the number was programmed into her speed dial, and she couldn't figure out how to take it out of there?
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[Kodos]

That's the report, yes. Kids put it in, she couldn't get it out. I can't figure out why that would lead to more than one misplaced call though.

[RomaGoth]

That's the report, yes. Kids put it in, she couldn't get it out. I can't figure out why that would lead to more than one misplaced call though.

Maybe she has fat fingers and dialed your number over and over and over and over and over...

[Chubby]

Oh, this explains a lot.

Thanks, guys.

Way to go Kodos, you got everyone calling Gridiron Greta and harasasing her! :p

[EagleFan]

That's the report, yes. Kids put it in, she couldn't get it out. I can't figure out why that would lead to more than one misplaced call though.

Why did you give her kids your number? You sick bastard!!!!

:eek:

:devil:

[BishopMVP]

I had 2 missed calls from a number in 15 minutes today. Called back to figure out if it was someone I knew, like a friend calling from a parents house or something, got the standard non-name voicemail so I googled it. No idea who the people are, and sure enough 2 minutes later it rings again when I still have that page open in another window. "Hello?" "Oh, wrong number." "That doesn't explain why you've called it 3 times in the last 20 minutes, Mrs. X. Do I have to come over to XX St. and reprogram your phone for you?"

Strangely enough she didn't respond. But, no calls since.

[ColtCrazy]

Okay, have all the idiots come out? My wife's been getting her calls from a cell phone only 2 numbers different from hers (hers is like 7171 and theirs is 7373) Well, they just talked loudly asking for Larry. Next time they call back, I'll just call them in return asking for Larry as well.

Apparently it's idiot cell phone week. I don't know why people keep calling the same wrong number repeatedly.