TheWhoreFromNextDoor

[Joker]

Dear Forum
I'm the Sales Manager for a company in the mid-west.
As the sun comes up on a beautiful day ...An incredible looking brunette comes around the corner in the front of the building. All the men on the front steps turn and in silence we all notice the sight and as our heads turn in unison.
She is dressed in 3" heels with a leather skirt cut from her knee to her thigh.
She walks the neighborhood, as early as 6am til late in the afternoon. Most days we see her talking to men, bumming a cigarette or a light, sometimes I see her put her leg up on the street light and stretch running her hand down her leg.
Not once have we spoken to her, but we see her daily.
and when the "whorefromnextdoor" call goes out. We all run for the window to see what she is wearing for the day.
Now you may question. How do you know its a "Whorefromnextdoor"?
There is a truck stop a few blocks down and we have seen her emerge from numerous semi-truck cabs: placing her victorian hat back on her head when the deal is done.
After each sighting we all argue "she's a man she's a woman.
The Police tell us....No such thing as a good looking "whorefromnextdoor"

[CamEdwards]

I'm confused... did you mean to call her an "inedible looking brunette", since you also say you argue with your co-workers over her gender? Or are you just the Lady Gaga type?

[RedKingGold]

I hate clowns.

[Sun Tzu]

Hate is a strong word

[Joker]

Hate is a strong word

Everyone hates a 5 Time World Champion

[RomaGoth]

Maybe she is just investigating the check engine light in these so-called trucks.

[MJ4H]

Can someone clarify for me what the living fuck is going on here?

[Karlifornia]

6 AM to the mid-afternoon? That's like graveyard shift in the whore world.

[Izulde]

6 AM to the mid-afternoon? That's like graveyard shift in the whore world.

But that way you get the lunchtime steak + BJ crowd.

[Joker]

I will take a pic tomorrow and I expect much feed back.

[King of New York]

Could you tell us more about this "victorian hat" that she wears? My interest in the hat is piqued.

[CU Tiger]

This WFND...does she ever chase men?
Around the parking lot?
Around the corner?
Half way around the world?

I mean how big a W we talking about here.....

I keed because I love

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.

[Chief Rum]

I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.

But yer all right wid the whoring then?

[Apathetic Lurker]

I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.


You Sir, are such a cigarette nazi

[M GO BLUE!!!]

But yer all right wid the whoring then?

Sure. Bitch betta have my money!

[SteveMax58]

This whore...does she drink?
Or is she covered in stink?

When she gleans mens eyes
Does it give you a rise?

If she were a man, with a staff
Would you only pay half?

If she asked for a light
Would you challenge him to fight?

If she fell in the street
Would you sneak a peak?

In a pinch, and in sin
Would you water her chin?

[SnDvls]

Would she, could she in a box?
Would she, could she with a fox?

Could she do it here or there?
Could she do it anywhere?

[Joker]

TWFND, Was unavailable this morning....for pictures or comments for our story.
My team of office workers are on it.

We will stick with the theme as it is so far.
BUT REMEMBER WHEN WHORE NEWS BREAKS OUT WE BREAK IN!


I do not like TheWhoreFromNextDoor!
You do not like HER. So you say.
Try HER! Try HER! And you may.
Try HER and you may, say.
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Say! I like TheWhoreFromNextDoor!
I do! I like HER, Sam-I-am (http://pobox.com/slt/revenge/revenge.html)!
And I would eat HER WITH HER DOPE.
And I would eat HER AND MY COAT...


And I will eat HER in the rain (http://bob.nbr.no/).
And in the dark (http://www.berksys.com/www/products/twisted.html). And on a train (http://www.he.tdl.com/%7Ecolemanc/webville.html).
And in a car (http://www.apk.net/cmd/stresspress/). And in a tree (http://www.hooked.net/julianne/info-k8.html).
NOW I HAVE A STD!

[Oilers9911]

And this kiddies, is what happens when you don't take your meds.

[Pumpy Tudors]

TCY Junkie would have done this so much better.

[DanGarion]

Wait so who is the whore?

[Toddzilla]

tarcone would have done this so much better.fixed

[RomaGoth]

TCY Junkie would have done me so much better.

fixed

fixed again.

[Passacaglia]

ThisThreadSucks

[RendeR]

So far this thread has NOT delivered.

[Autumn]

Hmm, they don't have a snoring emoticon. I never noticed that until now.