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Kodos
08-14-2009, 09:58 AM
You have just been bitten by a zombie, and can feel yourself turning. You have a gun in your hand. What do you do?
Ronnie Dobbs2
08-14-2009, 09:59 AM
If I'm an immediate danger to loved ones, I'd probably shoot myself. Otherwise, why not have a little zombie fun?
MikeVic
08-14-2009, 10:00 AM
I would've hopefully shot myself before being bitten. I think zombies feasting on you would suck a lot.
Kodos
08-14-2009, 10:01 AM
It's a "take one for the team" scenario. Definitely gotta shoot yourself.
M GO BLUE!!!
08-14-2009, 10:03 AM
I probably put the chain on & just play video games in my friend's shed.
MikeVic
08-14-2009, 10:08 AM
I probably put the chain on & just play video games in my friend's shed.

But you'd need to feed on brains. Would your friend bring over people he/she doesn't like and you'd feed on them?
M GO BLUE!!!
08-14-2009, 10:20 AM
But you'd need to feed on brains. Would your friend bring over people he/she doesn't like and you'd feed on them?

If I need to feed on brains in this world, I'll starve.
lighthousekeeper
08-14-2009, 12:24 PM
If you get bitten by a Zombie, then it's definitely God's plan for you to be a Zombie. Don't turn from it.
Autumn
08-14-2009, 12:50 PM
Wisest to shoot yourself, of course, but I think in all honesty you'd probably figure you could find some way out of it, we always think we're differnet than everyone else. Then you find yourself eating brains again and you're like, "damn it."
Karlifornia
08-14-2009, 01:41 PM
Sorry, folks. I'm not ending this prematurely. I'm going full-on zombie, and loving every minute of it.
gstelmack
08-14-2009, 01:44 PM
Wait, hold on - if I have a gun, how did the zombie get close enough to bite me?

And second, this post is missing the "kill all the zombies around me so I can become the zombie king!" option.
DanGarion
08-14-2009, 02:10 PM
Zombie! Then I can have some hot zombie on hot chick action! Because we all know chicks dig bad guys!
DanGarion
08-14-2009, 02:11 PM
If you get bitten by a Zombie, then it's definitely God's plan for you to be a Zombie. Don't turn from it.

Not to mention if you kill yourself you aren't going to heaven...
DanGarion
08-14-2009, 02:12 PM
If I need to feed on brains in this world, I'll starve.

Just like all the parents say on this board when talking about kids, you can't speak for zombies if you haven't been a zombie.
flere-imsaho
08-17-2009, 08:56 AM
If I'm an immediate danger to loved ones, I'd probably shoot myself. Otherwise, why not have a little zombie fun?

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