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Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 11:18 AM
Since we have lots of topics repeating themselves in multiple threads, let's keep it going here. I played Madden last night, and it was really dandy, but then I remembered that Obama is the president and he doesn't like the surface we were playing on. I tried to change his mind by talking about love, French maid outfits, and what he's YouTubing of late, but he refused to speak to me until I signed up for the alternate rules fantasy football league.

That damn Obama.
SteveMax58
08-14-2009, 11:24 AM
I would suggest setting the house next door on fire and your own just to be safe.
Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 11:25 AM
MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS ON FIRE, BABY!
SteveMax58
08-14-2009, 11:46 AM
Cool...and what about that zombie girl in the bathroom? Better take her out before trying to take a leak.
Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 11:49 AM
Cool...and what about that zombie girl in the bathroom? Better take her out before trying to take a leak.
Yeah, I might want to disinfect the bathroom afterwards, too. You know, just in case.
SteveMax58
08-14-2009, 11:52 AM
Yes...I'd suggest using Mr. Brewman's. And try to do inside of 60 minutes.
Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 11:55 AM
Yes...I'd suggest using Mr. Brewman's. And try to do inside of 60 minutes.
This is all Alizee's fault. She broke my Netflix player.
SteveMax58
08-14-2009, 12:01 PM
UFLix player...for realz? Oops...gonna get the grammar police called.
heybrad
08-14-2009, 12:02 PM
You are wrong and stupid so I will now label you as a person who is stupidly wrong.

Wow, I do feel better arguing and labeling people.

Jesus thread... here I come!
JediKooter
08-14-2009, 12:11 PM
Is the whore DLC?
Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 12:13 PM
If I call the whore a whore, am I labeling her?

If she's playing soccer at the time, am I labeling her if I call her a soccer whore?
JediKooter
08-14-2009, 12:14 PM
If you were a zombie and you were eating the whore, would she be whore 'dervs?
gstelmack
08-14-2009, 12:22 PM
If I call the whore a whore, am I labeling her?

If she's playing soccer at the time, am I labeling her if I call her a soccer whore?

The real question is what you can soak out of the AI in a trade for her?
Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 12:37 PM
The real question is what you can soak out of the AI in a trade for her?
depend on how good is ai

-brassmonkey32
Pumpy Tudors
08-14-2009, 12:38 PM
depend on how good is ai

-brassmonkey32
Shit, wrong account!
Coffee Warlord
08-14-2009, 12:45 PM
You are wrong and stupid so I will now label you as a person who is stupidly wrong.

Wow, I do feel better arguing and labeling people.

Jesus thread... here I come!

Hey brad!
RomaGoth
08-14-2009, 12:46 PM
I thought you were talking about Madden playing a whore in a video game with Michael Vick.

My bad.
EagleFan
08-14-2009, 03:03 PM
I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.

That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.
Autumn
08-14-2009, 03:04 PM
I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.

That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.

No, getting boxed is about the only thing not happening around here at the moment.
EagleFan
08-14-2009, 03:06 PM
No, getting boxed is about the only thing not happening around here at the moment.

Wait for it....

:devil:
RomaGoth
08-14-2009, 03:12 PM
I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.

That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.

Damn EA....:mad: :rant: :banghead:
fantom1979
08-15-2009, 12:37 PM
Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.
ColtCrazy
08-15-2009, 04:57 PM
Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.

Sounds like a little slice of heaven to me...
Samdari
08-17-2009, 10:44 AM
Seriously, if Pumpy left, would anyone still come here at all?
Mustang
08-17-2009, 10:48 AM
Remember to cancel that whore after she leaves otherwise she will keep showing up at your doorstep month after month.
Pumpy Tudors
08-17-2009, 11:48 AM
Seriously, if Pumpy left, would anyone still come here at all?
I can actually think of three people right off the top of my head who would come back if I left.
Dr. Sak
08-17-2009, 11:54 AM
I can actually think of three people right off the top of my head who would come back if I left.

Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
Pumpy Tudors
08-17-2009, 12:36 PM
Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
I dissed Cary Grant's chin ONE TIME and he said he ain't returning until I am completely done.
RomaGoth
08-17-2009, 04:21 PM
Remember to cancel that whore after she leaves otherwise she will keep showing up at your doorstep month after month.

and she will want to watch NFL Red Zone.
Suburban Rhythm
08-17-2009, 07:43 PM
Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.

the bigger they are, the more sexual nerves?