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SirFozzie
09-06-2009, 10:02 PM
Ok, we need a thread devoted to the dos and donts of being on FOFC.

Stuff like:

Don't bring up Post Counts.
Or Avatars
Or Graphical Signatures

Do not mention the word "Pine Cones" to SkyDog.
Or ask about the patriotic undies picture.


And most importantly:

Do not say that "I will not accept a banning"
Chief Rum
09-06-2009, 10:05 PM
Ok, we need a thread devoted to the dos and donts of being on FOFC.

Stuff like:

Don't bring up Post Counts.
Or Avatars
Or Graphical Signatures

Do not mention the word "Pine Cones" to SkyDog.
Or ask about the patriotic undies picture.


And most importantly:

Do not say that "I will not accept a banning"

Maybe you can write up some tips on how best to approach an evil, anti-victory roadside tree? :D
SirFozzie
09-06-2009, 10:06 PM
Maybe you can write up some tips on how best to approach an evil, anti-victory roadside tree? :D

or how best to KEEL YOU NOW?
DaddyTorgo
09-06-2009, 10:07 PM
hahaha - he got you there!
SirFozzie
09-06-2009, 10:10 PM
I can also make this a two for one KEELING, DT..
stevew
09-06-2009, 10:18 PM
Fake Josh Beckett
DeToxRox
09-06-2009, 10:19 PM
- Don't post after Aaron Boone hits a walk off vs your team.
sovereignstar
09-06-2009, 10:26 PM
Check your taskbar to make sure you don't have any smut-related tabs showing when you take screenshots.
MJ4H
09-06-2009, 10:54 PM
Make sure you limit your number of boobies per thread.
Lathum
09-07-2009, 12:41 AM
Is there some weird thread somewhere that has crazy drama in it?
Radii
09-07-2009, 04:40 AM
Don't show the board to your significant other, failing that, prevent her from joining and contributing if she does find out about it, no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.
DanGarion
09-08-2009, 10:19 AM
Check your taskbar to make sure you don't have any smut-related tabs showing when you take screenshots.

Why? People going to get jealous?
RomaGoth
09-08-2009, 10:22 AM
After all, we all kills people. Right?
sovereignstar
09-08-2009, 05:48 PM
Why? People going to get jealous?

You might not want everyone to know that you read literotica, that's all.
Subby
09-08-2009, 05:57 PM
- No one cares about your stupid web host dealz so stop spamming them
Subby
09-08-2009, 05:58 PM
or anything you have to sell, for that matter
Schmidty
09-08-2009, 06:13 PM
Don't have a thin skin.
gkb
09-08-2009, 06:24 PM
No ass-hattery.
Maple Leafs
09-08-2009, 06:35 PM
If you see something posted that later gets deleted or moved or otherwise disappears, and people are asking what happened, do not just tell them. Instead, make a steady stream of vague references and inside jokes. People might pretend to be annoyed but they'll secretly wish they were cool and plugged in like you.
Sun Tzu
09-08-2009, 08:27 PM
no animated gifs
flounder
09-08-2009, 08:42 PM
Don't lurk in werewolf threads.
Schmidty
09-08-2009, 09:19 PM
The Werewolf forum is less nerdy than the Dynasty forum.
Chief Rum
09-08-2009, 11:38 PM
After all, we all kills people. Right?

We gots to do something. Pryor don't have enough stuff yet for us to steal from him.
Kodos
09-09-2009, 12:14 AM
Stealing from thieves = morally good.
JediKooter
09-09-2009, 01:47 AM
WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD NEWBIE!!!
Tasan
09-09-2009, 01:53 AM
The Werewolf forum is less nerdy than the Dynasty forum.

Only to furries.


Also, don't tick off the werewolf players.
DanGarion
09-09-2009, 10:19 AM
stop causing problems
RomaGoth
09-09-2009, 10:31 AM
We all make mistakes, except for newbies who make more of them.
MIJB#19
09-10-2009, 11:37 AM
People are advised to cowboy up or else deal with it!
Kodos
09-10-2009, 11:40 AM
In any Mt. Rushmore thread, you are only allowed to place 4 items on the Mountain.
Qwikshot
09-10-2009, 12:16 PM
Be cocky and funny...
JediKooter
09-10-2009, 12:27 PM
Know how to fudge a bank statement.
MIJB#19
09-10-2009, 12:29 PM
pics pls, k tx!
MIJB#19
09-10-2009, 12:29 PM
dola,

in before the lock.
Dr. Sak
09-10-2009, 12:30 PM
Never ask how many days you should wait till you call a girl back