Fox News: Target of Opportunity

[Tarkus]

US bombs the crap out of house many believe contained Saddam and his two sons. We shall see. Numerous sources apparently claimed they saw them go in and not come out.

Tarkus

[GrantDawg]

Could it be? Probably not, but we can hope.

[AgPete]

NBC just stopped programming to report the same thing and said if Hussein & sons were in there they are dead. Supposedly, this was a very reliable intelligence source. Can't wait to see which general or public official is allowed to lead the new Iraqi government because they told us where Hussein is. :D

[GrantDawg]

MSNBC reporting US troops are moving toward the bombsite.

[GrantDawg]

Fox News: Not only did the US have visual of Saddam entering this home, but they where listening to his conversation. He was discussing leaving the country as the bombs helped him leave the world.

[Tarkus]

Boy, I'm really hoping they got him. It's really beginning to sound like it.

Tarkus

[GrantDawg]

Four 5,000lbs "bunker-buster" bombs dropped on this house. If anything is found, it going to be pieces.

[Tarkus]

Originally posted by GrantDawg
Four 5,000lbs "bunker-buster" bombs dropped on this house. If anything is found, it going to be pieces.
I'm hearing four 2,000 lb bombs, but in any case enough to take them out. Apparently, there's just a big whole where the building used to be.

Tarkus

[Hammer755]

Looks like Saddam may be meeting a close, personal friend soon.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/411/411_drink_up.gif

[astralhaze]

"Hey guy!"

[sabotai]

"Relax!"

[Maple Leafs]

Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this...

"Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

[sabotai]

He'll bring out a hand puppet that was made to look like Saddam and declare that Saddam is perfectly fine.

[astralhaze]

I'm sure they have plenty of stock footage they can use.

[AgPete]

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this...

"Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

LOL :D Are you sure we're in Iraq yet? I think I heard from their Information Minister that we were still building up in Kuwait. :D

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this...

"Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

Kenneth knows the frequency.

[sachmo71]

Originally posted by Hammer755
Looks like Saddam may be meeting a close, personal friend soon.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/411/411_drink_up.gif

"Hey Satan..." :pushesrubberweenieupthroughthecovers:


It is going to come true, except his sons will be with him.

EDIT: Damn smilies.

[Hammer755]

I just heard something on FoxNews that I found very interesting.

It seems as though we've been able to track Saddam pretty closely throughout the entire war. The communication system that Saddam and his sons used was purchased from Britain in the mid-80's. The Brits assured him that the encryption was unbreakable. However recently, they developed the technology where they could break the encryption. So, we have been able to follow Saddam pretty closely for some time now.

The final detail that led us to Saddam was the tape of him walking through the crowd that surfaced recently. Our experts were able use the visual information from the tape - landmarkes, smoke in the background - in conjunction with Saddam's communication system to pinpoint almost exactly where he was located.

[Hammer755]

Originally posted by sachmo71
"Hey Satan..." :pushesrubberweenieupthroughthecovers:


It is going to come true, except his sons will be with him.

EDIT: Damn smilies.

Relax guy, who else would I be thinking about, Liza Minnelli?

[GrantDawg]

I hope everyone saw the flag that was put over Saddam's palace yesterday: UGA baby! Dawgs done took over Baghdad!

[tucker342]

I really hope they got him...

[mrskippy]

I hope they got the information minister too.

Oh wait ... he has to survive to say ... "It didnt' happen. That was a Hollywood set."

[KWhit]

Originally posted by GrantDawg
I hope everyone saw the flag that was put over Saddam's palace yesterday: UGA baby! Dawgs done took over Baghdad!

What did I miss?

[GrantDawg]

One of the soldiers with Greg Kelly pulled out a UGA flag and was waving it outside the palace.

[HornedFrog Purple]

If the Minister of Information was captured would he go on television and deny it?

[Swaggs]

Very interesting moment in time.

We may have just killed the leader of another country. Probably better for the world and the future of the Iraqi people, but still a very odd occurence.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
If the Minister of Information was captured would he go on television and deny it?

"This isn't me, it is an imposter. I am much sexier than that, this is an insult to me" spits in own face "Go away you fake!"