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JeeberD
04-09-2003, 12:53 PM
There's been another penis chopping reported (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_768655.html?menu=). This one was in Taiwan, not here in the good old US of A, thank god.

The scary thing is this is what my girlfriend always says she'll do to me if she ever catches me cheating on her... :(

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Woman goes on the run after chopping off husband's penis

A Taiwanese woman has gone on the run after cutting off her husband's penis and flushing it down the toilet.

The woman, who has not been identified by authorities, is understood to have carried out the attack because she thought her husband was having an affair.

The 51-year-old victim is in a stable condition in hospital after surgeons stitched up his wound to stop the bleeding.

Police said the man, identified only by his surname Tsai, was found by his teenage son - who was awoken by his father's cries of agony.

The 17-year-old said: "I ran into his room and found my father rolling in his bed covered with blood. So I called for an ambulance and rushed my father to hospital."

Police are hunting for the man's wife, reports theNews 24 website.

Aylmar
04-09-2003, 12:56 PM
Oh my....and she flushed it, too. Worse than cutting it off, disposing of it in a manner where it most likely will not be recovered (even as just a keepsake) is even more terrible.

JeeberD
04-09-2003, 01:01 PM
Yeah, at least John Wayne B. got his sewn back on...

Ksyrup
04-09-2003, 01:03 PM
Rule #1 - if you're gonna cut off a guy's penis, at least make sure you KNOW he's been cheating on you.

Rule #2 - don't go cuttin' off penises!

Ksyrup
04-09-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Aylmar
Oh my....and she flushed it, too. Worse than cutting it off, disposing of it in a manner where it most likely will not be recovered (even as just a keepsake) is even more terrible.

That is bad...of course, most of us wouldn't really care, since ours are so big that they would get stuck at the bottom of the bowl and be easily retrievable from there.

Right? :)

Fidatelo
04-09-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
The scary thing is this is what my girlfriend always says she'll do to me if she ever catches me cheating on her... :(

So, umm, don't cheat.:rolleyes:

Airhog
04-09-2003, 01:38 PM
hmm, cant they just grow a replacement penis on his arm or something?

JeeberD
04-09-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Fidatelo
So, umm, don't cheat.:rolleyes:

Well, yeah...

Bee
04-09-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Fidatelo
So, umm, don't cheat.:rolleyes:

And don't be suspected of cheating. :D

WSUCougar
04-09-2003, 02:20 PM
Best lines thusfar in a loaded thread:

"There's been another penis chopping reported. "

"...(even as just a keepsake)..."