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TCY Junkie

12-14-2009, 01:08 PM

I got out of the shower and the first thing I did was pee.

It's more rare than a celebrity cheating. More shocking than someone that always impressed people would never get enough and lack self happiness. I expect this to be 15 pages within the next few weeks.

panerd

12-14-2009, 01:19 PM

Tiger Woods Confesses He Pees In The Shower at The Insider (http://www.theinsider.com/news/1824469_Kelly_Clarkson_Confesses_She_Pees_In_The_Shower)

CamEdwards

12-14-2009, 01:19 PM

Meh. Pee on 13 women, including a porn star, and then maybe you'll get to 15 pages. Otherwise, I don't see this going much past 4.

Mustang

12-14-2009, 01:27 PM

Otherwise, I don't see this going much past 4.

Obama gets out of the shower to pee. I believe this shows that he can't handle more than 1 task at a time as the president.

Discuss.

DaddyTorgo

12-14-2009, 01:28 PM

seriously. anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying.

Samdari

12-14-2009, 01:38 PM

seriously. anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying.

Or female.

ISiddiqui

12-14-2009, 01:45 PM

I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.

DaddyTorgo

12-14-2009, 01:46 PM

Or female.

i suppose that's true. it's never a question i've asked my female friends...

Samdari

12-14-2009, 01:58 PM

i suppose that's true. it's never a question i've asked my female friends...

Lots of married guys don't either - unless they KNOW their wife won't come in and catch them.

DaddyTorgo

12-14-2009, 01:59 PM

Lots of married guys don't either - unless they KNOW their wife won't come in and catch them.

sucks for them :lol:

Scoobz0202

12-14-2009, 02:00 PM

I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.

Same here. One of the reasons I get out of bed is because I always have to piss so damn bad..

Eaglesfan27

12-14-2009, 02:23 PM

I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.

Same here - of course there is the wife factor as well.

Dr. Sak

12-14-2009, 02:26 PM

I had a roommate once that would Shower, Shit, then shave...made no sense.

DanGarion

12-14-2009, 03:01 PM

I had a roommate once that would Shower, Shit, then shave...made no sense.

Everyone knows the right order is, Shit, Shower, Shave.

McSweeny

12-14-2009, 03:04 PM

of course if you have some time on your hands and want the best shave possilbe you do the: shit, shower, shave, shower

lighthousekeeper

12-14-2009, 03:09 PM

IT'S ALL PIPES

M GO BLUE!!!

12-14-2009, 05:23 PM

RainMaker

12-14-2009, 05:29 PM

I never understood why someone would get out of the shower, drip water everywhere, pee, then get back in the shower. I'd think a woman would yell at you for that more so than a little piss in the drain...

Anyone else ever tried to aim for the can from the shower? :D
I used to. Bathroom downstairs has a toilet right next to the shower. One day I missed real badly and hit the wall and then the cabinet under the sink. Just decided it wasn't worth it anymore.

M GO BLUE!!!

12-14-2009, 05:33 PM

I used to. Bathroom downstairs has a toilet right next to the shower. One day I missed real badly and hit the wall and then the cabinet under the sink. Just decided it wasn't worth it anymore.

I'm just dying of laughter reading this from someone named "RainMaker." :lol:

MizzouRah

12-14-2009, 10:28 PM

Peeing in the shower isn't normal?

BYU 14

12-14-2009, 10:29 PM

R Kelly says you are all amateurs.

Sun Tzu

12-15-2009, 12:52 AM

http://images.askmen.com/video/2007_mar/mar27_dave_chappelle.jpg

TCY Junkie

12-15-2009, 01:24 AM

Everyone knows the right order is, Shit, Shower, Shave.

I shave in the shower.

I once gambled right after I shitted and lost.

DanGarion

12-15-2009, 10:47 AM

I shave in the shower.

I once gambled right after I shitted and lost.

I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror.

Samdari

12-15-2009, 11:32 AM

I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror.

I assume everyone who shaves in the shower uses a mirror.

Subby

12-15-2009, 11:33 AM

I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.

DanGarion

12-15-2009, 11:43 AM

I assume everyone who shaves in the shower uses a mirror.

If I didn't have to worry about facial hair I'd pretty much not need a mirror... And I had a full head of hair so it's not because of a lack of sideburns.

DanGarion

12-15-2009, 11:43 AM

I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.

Chill out.

TCY Junkie

12-15-2009, 11:53 AM

I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror.

I don't ever use a mirror but most my hair is on top of my head, I didn't start shaving daily until I was a junior in college. I do it I guess because my dad shaves in the shower. I'm pretty sure he doesn't use a mirror, I have no clue how he cuts himself so much and why he doesn't take another approach.

Karlifornia

12-15-2009, 02:31 PM

I don't pee in the shower. I take a piss right before heading into the shower. What do you want me to do next? Bathe in the toilet? "No time to get into the shower, gonna have to take a quick toilet dip"

M GO BLUE!!!

12-15-2009, 03:23 PM

Never, and I mean NEVER, fart in the shower.

Dr. Sak

12-15-2009, 03:32 PM

Never, and I mean NEVER, fart in the shower.

That's the first thing I do when i wake up...

Lathum

12-15-2009, 03:37 PM

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

Dr. Sak

12-15-2009, 03:39 PM

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

I just poured Clorox in my eyes.

Pumpy Tudors

12-15-2009, 04:16 PM

I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.
Thanks, you just reminded me to ignore somebody, too. The person I want to ignore hasn't posted in this thread, but I appreciate the unintentional reminder.

OH AND I'M TOTALLY GOING TO IGNORE "SUBBY" TOO HAHA HA.

M GO BLUE!!!

12-15-2009, 04:34 PM

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

You're single too, huh?

Lathum

12-15-2009, 04:41 PM

You're single too, huh?

nope, married and a kid on the way.

Lathum

12-15-2009, 04:41 PM

happily

M GO BLUE!!!

12-15-2009, 05:57 PM

happily

I thought gay marriage was illegal.

gay

–adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

jeff061

12-15-2009, 06:03 PM

where all the wimminz at?

Samdari

12-16-2009, 07:08 AM

where all the wimminz at?

They stopped reading as soon as they figured out the thread was about peeing in the shower.

jeff061

12-16-2009, 09:36 AM

Women don't pee? We could use their insight into this delicate topic. Farting, that too.

Dr. Sak

12-16-2009, 09:48 AM

Women don't poop...they take a pill and it turns to pee.

Samdari

12-16-2009, 10:11 AM

Women don't pee?

Not in the shower.

Its an unimaginable horror for most of them. That's why they leave as soon as they discover the topic.

Mustang

12-16-2009, 10:55 AM

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

I thought you'd do the wolf method of dragging your ass along the bathroom rug.

Sun Tzu

01-27-2010, 03:54 PM

I wonder if Ian Mckellen pees in the shower?

gkb

01-27-2010, 11:16 PM

I just wanted to point out that I shave in the shower without a mirror. I used to use a mirror, but realized it wasn't really necessary.

RainMaker

01-27-2010, 11:20 PM

Greg Oden takes pictures in front of the mirror.

gkb

01-27-2010, 11:43 PM

I also piss in the shower ... and my wife admits to doing so as well.

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