thesloppy
03-15-2010, 10:48 PM
(CLOSE-UP HEAD SHOT OF ME, IN A DARK ROOM)
(SOME RANDOM NU-METAL SONG FROM 2003 IS PLAYING)
{YOUR USERNAME} seems like a nice enough guy, and/or girl, outside of the cage, and when this is over we could probably even be friends, but when I step into that octagon, I turn into an animal hunting it's prey.
(SHOT OF ME PUNCHING HEAVY BAG, AND BEING SWEATY)
(BACK TO MY FACE, ALL CLOSE UP, IN A DARK ROOM)
{YOUR USERNAME} is standing in front of everything I want, and everything I've given up, to get to where I am now. I hope s/he is going to bring everything s/he's got, because everybody knows I'm coming in pumped, and looking to finish this fight early. {YOUR USENAME} has got a good ground game, but my striking is world class, and the guys at Superteam Top Team have taken my conditioning to the next level.
(SHOT OF ME DOING ASSISTED SIT-UPS IN A GYM, AND BEING SWEATY)
(BACK TO THE DARK ROOM, WHERE I AM NOW SHOT FROM THE WAIST UP, GREASED UP, IN AN INTIMIDATING POSE, AND LIT OFF TO THE SIDE)
{YOUR USERNAME}, better keep your hands up, and your chin down, 'cause I'm coming for you in that cage, tonight.
(SOME RANDOM NU-METAL SONG FROM 2003 IS PLAYING)
{YOUR USERNAME} seems like a nice enough guy, and/or girl, outside of the cage, and when this is over we could probably even be friends, but when I step into that octagon, I turn into an animal hunting it's prey.
(SHOT OF ME PUNCHING HEAVY BAG, AND BEING SWEATY)
(BACK TO MY FACE, ALL CLOSE UP, IN A DARK ROOM)
{YOUR USERNAME} is standing in front of everything I want, and everything I've given up, to get to where I am now. I hope s/he is going to bring everything s/he's got, because everybody knows I'm coming in pumped, and looking to finish this fight early. {YOUR USENAME} has got a good ground game, but my striking is world class, and the guys at Superteam Top Team have taken my conditioning to the next level.
(SHOT OF ME DOING ASSISTED SIT-UPS IN A GYM, AND BEING SWEATY)
(BACK TO THE DARK ROOM, WHERE I AM NOW SHOT FROM THE WAIST UP, GREASED UP, IN AN INTIMIDATING POSE, AND LIT OFF TO THE SIDE)
{YOUR USERNAME}, better keep your hands up, and your chin down, 'cause I'm coming for you in that cage, tonight.