The Xth (6th?) Annual Chan Ho Park Blows Thread (2010 Edition)

[sterlingice]

Sounds like the right time to start this

Can't find all the previous incarnations, but here's what I've got:
Official Chan Ho Park Sucks Thread 2008 - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=65988)
OT: The 4th annual Chan Ho Park blows thread - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=37255)

So, yeah, the idea is to predict Chan Ho's stats for the year. Unfortunately, due to HFP's untimely demise (or whatever the reason for his 5 year absence), someone has to at least post this to continue the good work in his name.

SI

[BYU 14]

Fuck, sure didn't take him long to break out his Gas can!

[DaddyTorgo]

thanks Chan!!!!

[Drake]

w00t! Many thanks to Park on behalf of a grateful nation. I always like to see the Sox open the season with a win...even if it was a cheap win due to Park.

[DaddyTorgo]

w00t! Many thanks to Park on behalf of a grateful nation. I always like to see the Sox open the season with a win...even if it was a cheap win due to Park.

i wouldn't say it was cheap. I would say Park cancels out Ramon Ramirez. The game was pretty even in all other regards.

If anything, the win was due to Posada.

[Tasan]

I just have to say that as a Rangers fan for the last 20 years, I hate Chan Ho Park.

That is all.

[saldana]

that was great....thanks chan!

[MikeVic]

I think he ends up an OK reliever this year. Maybe a 4.20 ERA, couple of spot starts.

[Senator]

/pours 40 ounce

HFP

[Sun Tzu]

I love this thread.

[Tasan]

/pours 40 ounce

HFP

Ditto

You know what kinda freaks me out every now and then? Thinking that there are several members on this board that are in prime "holy crap that guy died?" age range (myself included) that will just stop posting one day and never post again, and we'll never know why. I guess it gets that way when a board has been around about 10 years.

[DaddyTorgo]

Ditto

You know what kinda freaks me out every now and then? Thinking that there are several members on this board that are in prime "holy crap that guy died?" age range (myself included) that will just stop posting one day and never post again, and we'll never know why. I guess it gets that way when a board has been around about 10 years.

That's why you should write a letter to go along with your will that instructs someone in your family that you trust to go online and wrap up all of your "online affairs" - be it saying goodbye on your behalf to a messageboard or winding up your participation in fantasy football leagues, tending to your webmail accounts and closing them down...etc.

[MikeVic]

What, is HFP seriously dead?

[Tasan]

What, is HFP seriously dead?

Nobody knows, as he hasn't posted here in a very long while.

[Galaril]

Well Park smoked the Sox yesterday three scoreless innnings in relief for the win?

[MikeVic]

What if Chan Ho gets the win in Game 7 of the World Series?

[Ksyrup]

That's why you should write a letter to go along with your will that instructs someone in your family that you trust to go online and wrap up all of your "online affairs" - be it saying goodbye on your behalf to a messageboard or winding up your participation in fantasy football leagues, tending to your webmail accounts and closing them down...etc.

I think it would suffice to just keep a piece of paper in your wallet asking your wife to come to FOFC to tell everyone you died.

[Senator]

What if Chan Ho gets the win in Game 7 of the World Series?

I would replace my shame jersey of Todd Marinovich with one of Ho.

[lighthousekeeper]

Chan Ho Park blows chunks (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Chan-Ho-Park-is-amazingly-honest-about-his-diges;_ylt=AnhpOYbh4mMLXRRLTbNqBWURvLYF?urn=mlb,233585)

[DaddyTorgo]

I think it would suffice to just keep a piece of paper in your wallet asking your wife to come to FOFC to tell everyone you died.

aaah - but what about your login info? what about your webmail? etc.

[INDalltheway]

Chan Ho Park blows chunks (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Chan-Ho-Park-is-amazingly-honest-about-his-diges;_ylt=AnhpOYbh4mMLXRRLTbNqBWURvLYF?urn=mlb,233585)

I am embedding this!

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[Dr. Sak]

The best comment on the youtube clip...

Clearly, runs were an issue with Chan Ho

[JS19]

It's hereditary, it runs in the genes... zing!

[Ksyrup]

He needed to repeat that one more time just in case someone missed it.