Sky News reports

[Fritz]

Saddam has entered a rental agreement with Andy M for the use of Andy's spare bedroom with a half bath. In the agreement Saddam agrees to "pick up his shit" while Andy promises not to go through Saddam's "stuff."

Please post more if you hear anything.

[couriers]

Now this I did hear this morning.

[EagleFan]

I've just seen an update. Saddam hasn't picked up a thing yet and denies that he has left anything on the floor. There could be tension growing.

[ice4277]

The Iraqi Information Minister also was quoted as saying it was actually Andy who made the mess, and Saddam made him pick it up. However, this should all be taken with a grain of salt.

[WSUCougar]

andy is reportedly blaming the U.S. for Saddam's inability to "aim properly in the loo" due to jitters about a "flat buster" bomb (or the CIA) busting in at any moment.

[EagleFan]

The Iraqi Information Minister has just released a statement saying that the bugs that were heading towards the mess on the floor had committed suicide prior to reaching it. Those bugs that appear to be on the mess in the video footage are actually hollywood actors, it seems that David Carusso had to find some sort or work.

[mckerney]

The mess is now being blamed on UN sanctions, and is 'no fault of Saddams.'

[RoastDuck]

In other developments mrskippy has launched a blistering attack on the Canadian media after they reported that Mike Weir had won the US Masters at Augusta.

"The Canadians are full of shit - just like the Iraqi info Minister." was his response upon hearing the leaderboard alleged that a non-American featured at the top.

[Fritz]

hey now, this is about Andy and Saddam. Leave MrSkippy and golf to other threads.

[andy m]

this is bullshit. saddam has been very kind and helpful so far. this morning he even cut the grass. the reactionary media is just trying to wind you guys up, you need to stop watching FOX and start reading: http://www.commiebastardindependentmedia.fr

[mckerney]

Those who blame the mess on sanctions are now protesting for Saddams right to clean up the mess. Some are even denying that there is a mess and that Saddam has any stuff to be left on the floor.

[Fritz]

One of Andy's neigbors is complaining of loud music late at night and a string of seedy looking paki's coming into the buiding at all hours.

[andy m]

we were rocking out to the lastest bhangra sensations. anything wrong with that? jeez, some people. you get an everday occurence like saddam turning up at your house and suddenly it turns into a witch hunt.