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Coffee Warlord
06-24-2010, 08:50 AM
As noted a couple weeks ago, I proposed. As is fairly obvious, we got it on that night. As we have now discovered, birth control is only 99% effective.

Yep. A Coffee Warchild is being brewed. Hoo boy.

MikeVic
06-24-2010, 08:51 AM
Wow!!! Better start buying more coffee! Grats!

SirFozzie
06-24-2010, 08:51 AM
This would be Cappuccino Warlord? :)

JeeberD
06-24-2010, 08:53 AM
Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously...

flere-imsaho
06-24-2010, 08:56 AM
Woah....

Congrats!!! :D

BYU 14
06-24-2010, 08:57 AM
Congrats CW, you will definitely live up to your board name those first few months after birth. :)

Well worth the lost sleep though..

Honolulu_Blue
06-24-2010, 08:58 AM
Congrats!

Now it's time to look for a little baby penguin hat so you two will match, because, in my mind's eye, you're always wearing that thing. Always.

spleen1015
06-24-2010, 08:59 AM
Garts!

Mizzou B-ball fan
06-24-2010, 09:00 AM
Get married in 6 months and then act shocked when she has a baby three months later. Then drag a guy in a post office delivery uniform into the waiting room in front of your family and beat the hell out of them.

That should save your a$$.

Kodos
06-24-2010, 09:20 AM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! He slipped one past the goalie! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!


Congratulations! :)

Lathum
06-24-2010, 09:29 AM
Damn, Kodos beat me to the Seinfeld reference. Must have been because I am a little slow and tired from the 3 hours of sleep I got courtesy of my 2 month old!

Congrats dude. It really is the coolest thing ever.

Logan
06-24-2010, 09:35 AM
Good luck on convincing friends and families that you actually got engaged before planting the seed.

Congrats man.

CleBrownsfan
06-24-2010, 09:37 AM
Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously...

+1,000!!!

Grats my man!!

albionmoonlight
06-24-2010, 10:13 AM
I don't know if your tastes run to anything stronger than coffee. But be advised that, if so, you have a built in designative driver for the next 9 months.

Basically, taking everyone's advice together--drink and sleep as much as you can over the next 9 months :-)

Kodos
06-24-2010, 10:13 AM
Damn, Kodos beat me to the Seinfeld reference.


Actually, I was going more for a World Cup reference. Seinfeld?

DaddyTorgo
06-24-2010, 10:18 AM
Hahahaha


Seriously though - congrats man!!

Coffee Warlord
06-24-2010, 10:34 AM
Good luck on convincing friends and families that you actually got engaged before planting the seed.

Heh! Actually, no one ever really doubted that, mainly because neither of us wanted to have children out of wedlock (or actually wanted to have children just yet, period - we wanted to wait a little longer).

Already made the wedding plans interesting. Basically, we're now going to do a civil service in the coming weeks, and have the "big" wedding as planned next year.

johnnyshaka
06-24-2010, 10:42 AM
SINNERS!!!!! :)

Congrats!!

JediKooter
06-24-2010, 10:43 AM
Congrats man. Even the best laid plans...

DaddyTorgo
06-24-2010, 11:09 AM
Heh! Actually, no one ever really doubted that, mainly because neither of us wanted to have children out of wedlock (or actually wanted to have children just yet, period - we wanted to wait a little longer).

Already made the wedding plans interesting. Basically, we're now going to do a civil service in the coming weeks, and have the "big" wedding as planned next year.

My sister did that with the second kid. It worked out just fine.

And since you're doing a civil service, you might even be able to convince her to skip on the whole "big church wedding" and go with more of just a "wedding party"

Marc Vaughan
06-24-2010, 11:37 AM
Many congratulations.

PS - Me and Becca skipped the 'whole big wedding' fiasco on the basis that after the first few weeks beginning to organise it we realised that we both hated the idea/hassle and would prefer to put the money towards getting our first house instead .... never regretted doing so tbh.

(although I do have plans to do a big '20th anniversay' retake or something similar .... not that far off now, scary but true)

dolfin
06-24-2010, 01:19 PM
Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously...

Do not dismiss this advice!!!

Congrats!!!!