If I Had One Billion Dollars

[tarcone]

I would pick and choose 20 young American athletes. Then hire them. It could be anyone. But I want the best. NBA players, WRS in the NFL, etc.
I would then hire the best soccer coach I could find. And for 2 solid years, I would pay them to learn how to play soccer. Then we kick the worlds butt. The world would cringe at the USAs ability to marshall forces and dominate an international competition.
Then I would turn my eyes to the Rugby WC.

[Noop]

If I had a billion I wouldn't waste my time with soccer. I would donate to Florida State and pretty much bang hot chicks forever.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

I would give half to my wife as she divorced me.

[heybrad]

Hopefully you'd do this after 'two chicks at the same time'.

[Karlifornia]

I totally had my money on a solid gold bible.

[JonInMiddleGA]

You have really low standards for what to do with a billion dollars.

[Logan]

You'd probably need to add a 0 in order to stake this enough for it to stick.

[stevew]

you could call me travie claus, minus the ho ho.

[Karlifornia]

Honestly, if I had a billion dollars, I'd pay to direct a documentary where Noop gets raped by a bunch of bull dykes with huge strap-ons

[Doug5984]

you could call me travie claus, minus the ho ho.

Damn you beat me to it

[Noop]

Honestly, if I had a billion dollars, I'd pay to direct a documentary where Noop gets raped by a bunch of bull dykes with huge strap-ons

... This is beyond homo on your part.

[Icy]

I would pick and choose 20 young American athletes. Then hire them. It could be anyone. But I want the best. NBA players, WRS in the NFL, etc.
I would then hire the best soccer coach I could find. And for 2 solid years, I would pay them to learn how to play soccer. Then we kick the worlds butt. The world would cringe at the USAs ability to marshall forces and dominate an international competition.
Then I would turn my eyes to the Rugby WC.

I know it was a joke and exaggeration, but you are totally wrong if you think you could pick the top 30 not only usa but worldwide athletes, teach them soccer in those two years and be able to win any title. Soccer skills is not something you can learn in 2 years and soccer for sure is not just based on athleticism.

[Mustang]

I'd buy 1,000 K cars, 1,000 monkeys and a thousand times more love.

[cthomer5000]

For the OPs sake, i hope this was a joke.

[MJ4H]

No kidding that was a serious facepalm post.

[JonInMiddleGA]

... This is beyond homo on your part.

I'm thinking the phrase "no homo" must have been omitted from his post.

Wonder what the odds would be on a Boondocks reference from me? :D

[panerd]

Hopefully you'd do this after 'two chicks at the same time'.

You know what I would do if I had a billion dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

[Karlifornia]

... This is beyond homo on your part.

Yeah, I'm way homo! Guess what, dipshit; If I was, I would still have more of a chance of creating something that could be called a human being than you would. Basically, what I'm saying is: Don't ever have kids, because they'd be fucking mongoloids in your misogynistic, homophobic, unfunny hands.

[JediKooter]

If I had a billion dollars...

Not sure what the fuck I'd do with it. There would be plenty of drinking and not going to work though.

[larrymcg421]

If I had one billion dollars?

Delorean, Flux Capacitor, Plutonium. Win, win, win.

[Sun Tzu]

Homer : Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge : What's that?
Homer : .........A dinosaur

[Neon_Chaos]

I'd pay Jim Gindin to come out with a new FOF.

[larrymcg421]

I'd pay Jim Gindin to come out with a new FOF.

This is probably #2 on my agenda, after I fuck up the space time continuum.

[Doug5984]

This is probably #2 on my agenda, after I fuck up the space time continuum.

If you go back in time and fuck up the space time continuum would Jim Gindin have ever made the first FOF? Get him to release a new version, then go f up everything.

[DanGarion]

Oh I thought you were talking about a new Barenaked Ladies song...

[DanGarion]

If I had one billion dollars?

Delorean, Flux Capacitor, Plutonium. Win, win, win.

You forgot Sports Almanac.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I know it was a joke and exaggeration, but you are totally wrong if you think you could pick the top 30 not only usa but worldwide athletes, teach them soccer in those two years and be able to win any title. Soccer skills is not something you can learn in 2 years and soccer for sure is not just based on athleticism.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK IT WAS A JOKE OR AN EXAGGERATION

HE'S TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN ATHLETES

AMERICAN ATHLETES ARE THE BEST AND WE CAN AND SHOULD WIN EVERYTHING

WE JUST HAVE TO TRY

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Kodos]

I would come up with something to actually cap the fucking oil well in the gulf, and then send BP a bill for fixing it.

[flere-imsaho]

I would pick and choose 20 young American athletes. Then hire them. It could be anyone. But I want the best. NBA players, WRS in the NFL, etc.
I would then hire the best soccer coach I could find. And for 2 solid years, I would pay them to learn how to play soccer.

And then you would lose in the 2nd round to a team who has a striker who's played the game since he could walk and conjures a goal out of nowhere with a movement of pure magic.

[MJ4H]

nu-uh our guys are resistant to magic

[k0ruptr]

Cant we just use the 1 billion dollars to get the top soccer players in the world us citizenship? or does it not work that way.

[MJ4H]

With that kind of money, things work pretty much however the fuck you want them to work.

[Pumpy Tudors]

PUT JOHN KRUK IN A ROOM WITH THE BEST SOCCER COACH FOR 30 DAYS AND KRUK COULD BEAT BRAZIL BY HIMSELF

sorry i mean he could EAT BRAZIL BY HIMSELF

[stevew]

we need Brad Pitt and Angelina to start adopting kids from Brazil. Like entire ghettos.

[Pumpy Tudors]

we need Brad Pitt and Angelina to start adopting kids from Brazil. Like entire ghettos.
Now, see, I could get behind this thread if it had started with this.

[Pumpy Tudors]

In any case, if we're fantasizing about spending money so the USA can be the best at something, why not start with the sports we're "supposed" to dominate like baseball and basketball? We can't even win that shit all the time. Hell, start giving medals for American football, and some Latin American country will probably beat the fuck out of us at that within 20 years.

[Ben E Lou]

Honestly, if I had a billion dollars, I'd pay to direct a documentary where Noop gets raped by a bunch of bull dykes with huge strap-ons

Yeah, I'm way homo! Guess what, dipshit; If I was, I would still have more of a chance of creating something that could be called a human being than you would. Basically, what I'm saying is: Don't ever have kids, because they'd be fucking mongoloids in your misogynistic, homophobic, unfunny hands.

Wow. See you in a month. Kudos to noop for a pretty restrained response there.

[DanGarion]

Wow. See you in a month. Kudos to noop for a pretty restrained response there.

DOH!

[Bearcat729]

I'd buy 1,000 K cars, 1,000 monkeys and a thousand times more love.

But John Merrick's remains are safe?

[k0ruptr]

a month? wow thats kinda extreme.

[Sun Tzu]

I knew Karl was upset at noop for posting so many .gifs, but I never really knew how upset he was until now.

[JediKooter]

I think this is part of a larger conspiracy to outlaw huge strap ons...

[Sun Tzu]

I think this is part of a larger conspiracy to outlaw huge strap ons...

That's fucked up. What's the point of even having small ones?

[JediKooter]

That's fucked up. What's the point of even having small ones?

That's what she said.

[MacroGuru]

a month? wow thats kinda extreme.

I concur.

[Ben E Lou]

He got 7 days for similar behavior just a few weeks ago. The kid didn't learn his lesson the first time, so I upped the ante. *shurg*

[MacroGuru]

He got 7 days for similar behavior just a few weeks ago. The kid didn't learn his lesson the first time, so I upped the ante. *shurg*

Didn't know that...I concur here now...:D :cool:

[k0ruptr]

He got 7 days for similar behavior just a few weeks ago. The kid didn't learn his lesson the first time, so I upped the ante. *shurg*

I didnt realize that either, this makes more sense then. Thanks for explaining.

[Noop]

Hmm... I thought Karl was joking. If he really has a problem with me then that sucks but I am not in favor of him being banned or suspended for a month. Most of the stuff I say on this site is mostly for shits and giggles. I didn't know my comments would rail someone up that way. Karl if you're reading I have no hard feelings toward you and if you really have a problem send me a PM or something.

[Sun Tzu]

Way to go Noop...jeez

[Noop]

Way to go Noop...jeez

?????

[Sun Tzu]

Way to get Karl in trouble...sheesh

[Shkspr]

I think this is part of a larger conspiracy to outlaw huge strap ons...


If huge strapons are outlawed then soon only outlaws will have huge strapons!!!

...actually, that might be kind of hot.

[JediKooter]

If huge strapons are outlawed then soon only outlaws will have huge strapons!!!

...actually, that might be kind of hot.

They would walk around with big strap ons and big hats and instead of guns in their holsters, it would be lube.

[BYU 14]

Hmm... I thought Karl was joking. If he really has a problem with me then that sucks but I am not in favor of him being banned or suspended for a month. Most of the stuff I say on this site is mostly for shits and giggles. I didn't know my comments would rail someone up that way. Karl if you're reading I have no hard feelings toward you and if you really have a problem send me a PM or something.


Great, now we have to wait 30 days for the strap on debachery, I was hoping it would be filmed over the long weekend.

[Sun Tzu]

Great, now we have to wait 30 days for the strap on debachery, I was hoping it would be filmed over the long weekend.

WAY TO GO NOOP

[Mustang]

But John Merrick's remains are safe?

Doesn't matter since there is only 1 John Merrick :)

[Izulde]

I interpreted Karl's posts as a joke, too.

[Greyroofoo]

I thought Karl was Mel Gibson

[Sun Tzu]

We should send this transcript off to the press and have them run a smear campaign on him. It only makes sense...after all, who says shit like that just because their angry? I know I don't.

[Noop]

So let me get this straight. I make a posting stating I would bang hot chicks and donate money to Florida State and this makes Karl fly off the handle at me. Yet I am some how to blame? I have no issue with Karl but apparently he has a lot of issues with me.

Also he is not the only person on this board who feels that way either (so I was told) if this is true I will remove myself from this board. I may comment on a sport thread but otherwise I will not participate in anything else. I've been a member of this board a long time and have put up with a lot of BS from some members besides RendeR I've tried to keep it civil.

- I do not want Karl banned/suspended.
- He apparently spoke for a few.
- I am said to be racist, stupid, ignorant, woman hater(Am I missing anything?)
- If those things are true then I would label myself as a troll and as such will remove myself from giving my opinion on anything that is not sports.(maybe video games)

Thanks for reading.

PS - I know this is just the internet but I've been around awhile and this is my homepage for my browser.

[MJ4H]

Pretty sure the blame you posts are jokes.

[Noop]

Pretty sure the blame you posts are jokes.

Doesn't change the fact that alot of what Karl said is considered true by some.

[Sun Tzu]

Noop,

Chill. Outside of the .gif stuff, I have absolutely zero problem with you. I don't think anyone else does here either. I don't remember any other outbursts in your direction. It's safe to say that some people on this board are always ready and willing to twist around people's words and then throw it back at them, but I don't remember that happening toward you before.

So again...chill. You're fine.

P.S. - Way to get Karl in trouble...fucker ;)

[path12]

Doesn't change the fact that alot of what Karl said is considered true by some.

What the fuck?

I didn't know there was a spot on the board where I could find out that people didn't like me.

But really, what the fuck? Assuming that is true why in the hell would you care if some people on this board didn't like you? You don't strike me as a person who gets butthurt over something like that.

For the record, I like a lot of the gifs. Sometimes you're annoying. Sometimes 88% of the people on this board are annoying.

[Galaxy]

I would give half to my wife as she divorced me.

I didn't know Tiger Woods posted on FOFC.

[DaddyTorgo]

So let me get this straight. I make a posting stating I would bang hot chicks and donate money to Florida State and this makes Karl fly off the handle at me. Yet I am some how to blame? I have no issue with Karl but apparently he has a lot of issues with me.

Also he is not the only person on this board who feels that way either (so I was told) if this is true I will remove myself from this board. I may comment on a sport thread but otherwise I will not participate in anything else. I've been a member of this board a long time and have put up with a lot of BS from some members besides RendeR I've tried to keep it civil.

- I do not want Karl banned/suspended.
- He apparently spoke for a few.
- I am said to be racist, stupid, ignorant, woman hater(Am I missing anything?)
- If those things are true then I would label myself as a troll and as such will remove myself from giving my opinion on anything that is not sports.(maybe video games)

Thanks for reading.

PS - I know this is just the internet but I've been around awhile and this is my homepage for my browser.

Noop - relax. you're a chill dude. sure, you take your share of grief, but we all do from each other in one thread or another.

[BYU 14]

It's all good Noop, (even if you did get Karl banned you bastard) ;)

Seriously, that's life buddy, can't please everyone, so why let it bother you? And you still don't know, Karl could have been joking.

[stevew]

sometimes i think Noop isn't very Sharpe.

:)

[Wolfpack]

I'm gonna open up my own theme park with blackjack and hookers!

In fact, forget the park!

[Noop]

sometimes i think Noop isn't very Sharpe.

:)

Kudos to you sir. Much Kudos.

[DanGarion]

Sometimes you're annoying. Sometimes 88% of the people on this board are annoying.
QFT.

[korme]

heh
You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

[DanGarion]

heh

One of my favorite movies.

[Desnudo]

That's fucked up. What's the point of even having small ones?

documentaries

[flere-imsaho]

Doesn't change the fact that alot of what Karl said is considered true by some.

If the consistent use of casual misogyny in your posts is generally a joke, then IMO it's gotten a bit old. If, on the other hand, it's not a joke, then Karl has a point (though, ironically, not about the posts in this particular thread).

That said, Noop, I generally enjoy you posts, and am (generally) a fan of your animated gifs. Tone down your casual hatred of women, or make it more overtly a joke, and I certainly wouldn't have any problems.

[larrymcg421]

Back to the topic at hand, I think the clear answer is...

Step 1 - Find a $1 million limit blackjack table.
Step 2 - Use the Martingale system.
Step 3 - Profit.

If it doesn't work, then blackjack might not be game for you. Sorry about that billion you just blew.

[Noop]

If the consistent use of casual misogyny in your posts is generally a joke, then IMO it's gotten a bit old. If, on the other hand, it's not a joke, then Karl has a point (though, ironically, not about the posts in this particular thread).

That said, Noop, I generally enjoy you posts, and am (generally) a fan of your animated gifs. Tone down your casual hatred of women, or make it more overtly a joke, and I certainly wouldn't have any problems.

I said I wanted to bang hot chicks, what about that makes it woman hating?

[Axxon]

I said I wanted to bang hot chicks, what about that makes it woman hating?


I'm pretty sure the NOT in his statement "(though, ironically, not about the posts in this particular thread)." is the answer to your question.

[Mustang]

I said I wanted to bang hot chicks, what about that makes it woman hating?

Ugly girls need love too.

Love... not their own thread though.