HELL ATLANTIC DON'T DIE

[Anthony]

...I MULTIPLY, MOTHERFAGGOTS.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4365/emmavj.jpg

Emma Marie, born July 1st. 7 lbs, 13oz and 21 inches of precious little baby awesomeness. mom and baby are doing great (so says the guy who didn't have a c-section).

[Lathum]

oh my, congrats!

[Glengoyne]

Congrats, on the babe and a nicely dramatic return.

[MIJB#19]

Congrats, HA!

[molson]

...I MULTIPLY, MOTHERFAGGOTS.



I hope you yelled this as you left the delivery room.

...

Congrats.

[Pyser]

what the cuss? hes back

grats

[Sun Tzu]

Grats HA...hopefully this one will grow up to be a much better Xbox 360 NCAA Football player.

Welcome to the world Emma Marie.

[Anthony]

and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.

[Sun Tzu]

By the by...who is this Hell Atlantic fellow, and why does "Anthony" keep talking about him?

[Maple Leafs]

and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.
Oh yes you will.

And I say that with no small degree of sadness.

[JediKooter]

Congrats man! You should get a midget in a sombrero for her 1st birthday party.

[Marmel]

You have a kid? I thought you were gay.
Congrats.

[Marc Vaughan]

Congratulations to both Anthony on becoming a father ..... and to Marmel for making me snort coffee out of my nose :D

[MikeVic]

Congrats! I like that name Emma.

[JeeberD]

Even HA joined the FOFC Baby Blowout? Congrats, dude...

[tarcone]

Congrats! Glad to see you are still alive.

Great looking baby. Your wife must look awesome and have strong genes.

[DanGarion]

...I MULTIPLY, MOTHERFAGGOTS.


Major congrats man. I know you always have got lots of grief here, but very good to hear from you.

[DanGarion]

and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.

Good! Nothing wrong with some porn now and then!

[kcchief19]

In before the lock.

Whoops. Force of habit. Congrats!

But seriously ... in before the lock.

[terpkristin]

Congrats, HA. She's beautiful. You must have a lovely wife. ;)

/tk

[Marmel]

Congratulations to both Anthony on becoming a father ..... and to Marmel for making me snort coffee out of my nose :D

:D Seeing as that it is HA, I was going to go really inappropriate, but thought better of it and toned it down to this. :D

[Icy]

Big congrats, she looks so cute!

[Anthony]

You have a kid? I thought you were gay.
Congrats.

i got two shirley, Emma is the little sister of AJ:

born July 21, '08:
http://img294.imageshack.us/i/dsc02263f.jpg/


now:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/?action=view&current=121509_0007.jpg

i'm fertile and my sperm is plentiful. and dangerous.

[DanGarion]

i got two shirley, Emma is the little sister of AJ:

born July 21, '08:
http://img294.imageshack.us/i/dsc02263f.jpg/


now:
http://img155.imageshack.us/i/1215090007.jpg/

i'm fertile and my sperm is plentiful. and dangerous.

Hoagies everywhere have been advised to stay indoors.

[Sun Tzu]

mmm...hoagie

[DanGarion]

I have it on good authority this is what HA looks like.

[Sun Tzu]

Who is Dean Houston ? - Front Office Football Central (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=3139&highlight=hell+atlantic)

[Raiders Army]

Congrats. I think every guy should have a daughter. It changes your perspective on things.

[Draft Dodger]

she's the size of a midget

[Dr. Sak]

she's the size of a midget

You are onto something

[Anthony]

Congrats, HA. She's beautiful. You must have a lovely wife. ;)

/tk

want me to get you preggers? i gots the genes for strong bones. :redface:


ok bye.

[MacroGuru]

Congrats! And good to see you around!

[Chubby]

You have a kid? I thought you were gay.
Congrats.


You say this like they are mutually exclusive.

I heard HA found his "life partner" at a special NYC club, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Groundhog]

Congrats sir!

[JonInMiddleGA]

Congratulations, good looking kid.

Really amazing when you consider the odds against that being the case ;)

[Vince, Pt. II]

Congrats dood.

[King of New York]

she's the size of a midget

:)

(I pray that no one ever buys her a sombrero)

[CU Tiger]

Just think in 18 years she will be living out all your thoughts and dreams....

[Flasch186]

pole. Keep her off of them.

[MizzouRah]

HAHA.. congrats, and welcome back!

[BYU 14]

Beautiful daughter, congrats and sorry I got here so late, all the good smart ass comments have been taken.

[DaddyTorgo]

'Grats HA!

[AZSpeechCoach]

Don't let Dean Houston slap her.

[Ksyrup]

I suppose that's BeBe's kid, then?

[Braggadocioussss]

Isn't it weird when old school FOFC people return out of nowhere?

[Anthony]

my son turns 2 today. he's my beautiful little boy.

and since Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow i get to talk about how much i want her to assgag me without having pedophile repurcussions. everyone's a winner these days.

[DanGarion]

my son turns 2 today. he's my beautiful little boy.

and since Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow i get to talk about how much i want her to assgag me without having pedophile repurcussions. everyone's a winner these days.

Now when she assgags you do you want her to shit in your mouth or not?

[Anthony]

cut out that dirty talk. assgagging doesn't involve feces. that's silly.

[Galaxy]

Grats HA...hopefully this one will grow up to be a much better Xbox 360 NCAA Football player.



:lol:

[DanGarion]

cut out that dirty talk. assgagging doesn't involve feces. that's silly.

Sorry but anything that involves your mouth being in someones ass includes feces, regardless of what you think. But if you enjoy the taste of ass and fecal matter, more power to you.

[MikeVic]

Maybe said ass tastes like cinnamon.

[DanGarion]

Maybe said ass tastes like cinnamon.

Because she's a spicy Latina?!?

[Galaxy]

I like how this went from a birth announcement and a baby picture to a discussion about one's mouth being in someone ass that involves feces.

[DanGarion]

I like how this went from a birth announcement and a baby picture to a discussion about one's mouth being in someone ass that involves feces.

What do you expect when HA is involved.

[Anthony]

i don't know from experience, but just by looking at Selena Gomez i can tell her bottom smells like peaches and the smiles of angels.

[Anthony]

Sorry but anything that involves your mouth being in someones ass includes feces, regardless of what you think. But if you enjoy the taste of ass and fecal matter, more power to you.

she looks totally clean. when she turns 18 tomorrow i might share with the group what i'd like for her to do with her panties to me (i mean that in the most non-pedophilish way). i'm that confident in her cleanliness.

[Sun Tzu]

Awesome.