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Sun Tzu
07-12-2010, 02:01 PM
This thread must contain the following...

A boxing/banning
Accusation of Pedophilia
A threajack rooting from a personal vendetta that started several years ago on this board
Jokes at HA's expense - check
HA responding with at least one reference to his "special area"

TCY Junkie
07-12-2010, 02:11 PM
I tried to get HA to pay for some jokes but his broke ass couldn't afford it.

MikeVic
07-12-2010, 02:29 PM
Where's RomaGoth?

CU Tiger
07-16-2010, 10:30 PM
Where's RomaGoth?


He is quad dolaing a child porn site....

Anthony
07-16-2010, 10:58 PM
wait, is the thread title a warning, like "Hell Atlantic - alert, alert, Selena Gomez' urine has too much sodium in it, don't let her piss on your face despite your fantasies" or is it a "Hell Atlantic don't take shit from nobody"?

listen, i just wikipedia'd her and i will refrain from saying anything more about what liquids i want to put in her most-likely awesome smelling hair until next Thursday, when she officially becomes of legal age and i won't get boxed for saying something pedophileish. i know the powers that be are just waiting to pounce.

i'll leave you with this sexy video of her until next thursday:

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EagleFan
07-17-2010, 12:12 AM
I don't think sexy means what he thinks it means...

RedKingGold
07-17-2010, 12:32 AM
Braaaaaaagggggadocious.

Anthony
07-17-2010, 12:49 AM
I don't think sexy means what he thinks it means...

to each his own, friend. i'm not gonna handle your junk and point it in the right direction, you're on your own there. if you don't think Selena Gomez is sexy then i'd hate to see the one-titted sea hags you get excited about.

EagleFan
07-17-2010, 12:53 AM
to each his own, friend. i'm not gonna handle your junk and point it in the right direction, you're on your own there. if you don't think Selena Gomez is sexy then i'd hate to see the one-titted sea hags you get excited about.

lol, yeah, I don't see someone that looks like a 14 year old sexy... I must be the one with the problem... :lol:

EagleFan
07-17-2010, 12:54 AM
Chris Hanson has a few questions for you...

lynchjm24
07-17-2010, 07:25 AM
She's going to be damn fine someday, but looks like a little kid playing dress up right now.

Anthony
07-17-2010, 09:32 AM
So she looks young for her soon to be legal age. Whoop de damn do, as Derrick Coleman once said. Who wants to go gaga over an 18 year old who looks like she's 30? She has a fresh look, and appears eager to show just how not a little girl she is.