"But, why male models?"

[Neuqua]

Are you serious? I just told you that a minute ago.

[Sun Tzu]

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least...three times bigger than this!

[Neuqua]

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

[Passacaglia]

Orange Mocha Frappucino!!

[miked]

Am I taking crazy pills?!!?

[Neuqua]

They're break-dance fighting!

[MrBug708]

I had to google to see what movie this way

[Sun Tzu]

I had to google to see what movie this way

You mis-spelled "was" in your post. It's supposed to be spelled with an "s" at the end, but you used a "y" instead.

[BishopMVP]

Gasoline Fight!!!

[PilotMan]

I'm not an ambi-turner.

[heybrad]

You can derelict my balls, capitan.

[Neuqua]

I became..

What?

Bulimic.

...You can read minds?

[PilotMan]

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

[Neuqua]

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ASS?

[Chief Rum]

So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?

[Chief Rum]

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

[Neon_Chaos]

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

[BishopMVP]

Moisture is the essence of wetness.

[Neuqua]

Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

[Neon_Chaos]

"What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?"

"A what?"

"A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals."

[Neuqua]

"When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class."

"Ew!"

[Neon_Chaos]

"It's IN the computer!?"

[Neuqua]

You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

[Neon_Chaos]

"mer-MAN!" *cough* *cough* "mer-MAN!"

[Peregrine]

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.

[Suburban Rhythm]

*cough*

...I think I've got the black lung, pop

[Peregrine]

What is this? A school for ants!?

[GrantDawg]

What a random thread to start. But that was one of those movies that I thought would be just stupid, and ended up purchasing.

[cartman]

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

[Neuqua]

Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.

[DanGarion]

My truck's nickname is Blue Steel.

[Neuqua]

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

[Sun Tzu]

Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... and six other guys.

[Sun Tzu]

Maude: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Dude: 'Scuse me?

Maude: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

Dude: I was talking about my rug.

Maude: You're not interested in sex?

Dude: You mean coitus?

[Fidatelo]

My truck's nickname is Blue Steel.

My frisbee team is named Blue Steel.

And my spongee team is named School For Kids Who Can't Read Good. Our jersey logo is a big ant, which only true believers piece together.

Zoolander is my favorite movie of all time.

[Marmel]

I've taught my two year old daughter to make the look when I ask her for Blue Steel. Yes, I am proud.

[Bobble]

You can derelict my balls, capitan.

I can derelict my OWN balls, thank you very much!