HOPA

[MikeVic]

girl quits job on dry erase board exposes farmville boss called her hopa theCHIVE (http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/)

:cool:

[PackerFanatic]

Saw this on Digg - hilarious.

[PackerFanatic]

dola - he wasn't really lying...

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

It only took me 70 man-hours, which isn't bad considering I carved it by hand from one piece of wood.

[JediKooter]

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And yes, she is hot in my opinion.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Good stuff there. In all regards.

Also, I believe it's "HPOA" not "HOPA".

[MJ4H]

so hot

[MikeVic]

Yeah it's HPOA, but he called her HOPA and she had to rearrange the letters.

I also agree she's so hot. Did that comment really send her over the top? So she put up with the bad breath, time controlling, etc. etc. but once he says she's hot (stating a fact), she quits.

[TLK]

not great.... but good.

[DanGarion]

Calling someone a HPOA doesn't mean that is all you are.

[MJ4H]

She can also be used as a hat.

[JediKooter]

She can also be used as a bed warmer.

[Logan]

I call bullshit...but that doesn't make it any less awesome.

[Toddzilla]

Wowwzorz - MFHPOA right there

[DanGarion]

Um, I'm no lawyer, but calling someone who works directly below you a hot piece of anything on company time is a good way to walk directly into a sexual harassment lawsuit.

But he called her a HOPA, not a HPOA.

[DanGarion]

And what type of phone system nowadays has the assistant on the phone in 3 way with the caller and the person who got the call? :)

[fantom1979]

Hot office phenomenal ass?

[fantom1979]

And what type of phone system nowadays has the assistant on the phone in 3 way with the caller and the person who got the call? :)

The phones at my old job went into a "3 way" situation when you transfer a call. Since it was retail, you are actually supposed to wait until the department picked up the phone before you hung up on a transfer. I have no idea if that is standard for an assistant in an office environment.

I also wonder about how long she was "hanging on the phone" after transferring. Did he call her a HOPA right off the bat in the conversation? It would have had to have been the first thing out of his mouth unless she was listening in longer than necessary to transfer.

[ISiddiqui]

'Tis funny, but I think it's all staged and has little basis in actual reality.

And if its HOPA, what does that mean?

[Honolulu_Blue]

And if its HOPA, what does that mean?

I assume that it's just easier to say HOPA than it is to say HPOA.

[DanGarion]

I assume that it's just easier to say HOPA than it is to say HPOA.

And we know what happens when people assume.

[MJ4H]

The garbage dispencer joke is pretty lame though.

[stevew]

I thought this was thread was about the chick that is on the 4th hour of the Today Show with Kathie Lee.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

Hot Piece Of Ass Who Quit Job Was Probably A Stunt (http://deadspin.com/5609656/hot-piece-of-ass-who-quit-job-was-probably-a-stunt)

[RainMaker]

Yeah, that had stunt written all over it. Hot chicks don't get shit at work and they don't take time to do shit like this.

[fantom1979]

Hot Piece Of Ass Who Quit Job Was Probably A Stunt (http://deadspin.com/5609656/hot-piece-of-ass-who-quit-job-was-probably-a-stunt)

So, it's probably all a big publicity stunt for some product or TV show that know one will remember a year from now.
Sigh... I know its off topic and completely anal of me, but when did it become acceptable for writers to confuse "know" and "no". I see these errors more often than I used to. I am by no means an English major. In fact I probably have several errors in my rant, but I do not write for a living.

[Vince, Pt. II]

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to notice that. Crappy editing, there. I'm also trying to figure out when "loose" and "lose" became so interchangeable.

[Noop]

I would stick my thumb up her butt.

[Passacaglia]

Sigh... I know its off topic and completely anal of me, but when did it become acceptable for writers to confuse "know" and "no". I see these errors more often than I used to. I am by no means an English major. In fact I probably have several errors in my rant, but I do not write for a living.

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to notice that. Crappy editing, there.

Same here.

[Subby]

Her facebook profile (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Elyse-Porterfield/298939811104?ref=search#%21/pages/Elyse-Porterfield/298939811104)
(http://www.facebook.com/pages/Elyse-Porterfield/298939811104?ref=search#%21/pages/Elyse-Porterfield/298939811104)

[PackerFanatic]

Disappointing, but not surprising - http://digg.com/d31ZLrj

[Philliesfan980]

Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?

[Apathetic Lurker]

Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?


I' m going out on a limb here and guessing it involves a pole,a stage and bright shiny lights....

or grade D sorority slasher flicks ....

[albionmoonlight]

Again, it is all about context. As a random office worker--super duper hot. As an actress/model--average.

It's the exact same woman, but I find her less hot now that I know that she is a professionally hot woman as opposed to an office diamond in the rough.

[Chief Rum]

Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?

She can always call me. I am sure I can find a position for her.

[Mustang]

It only took me 70 man-hours, which isn't bad considering I carved it by hand from one piece of wood.

This needs more love.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Here's their reveal
chive presents new photos of jenny, elyse porterfield explains hoax theCHIVE (http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/)

[Logan]

I feel like I should be getting a cookie or something for calling it first.

[GrantDawg]

I'll say that their website is a piece of crap. Crashes my browser about 60% of the time.

[Matthean]

As fun as theChive is for various photos, there are known for this and they will end up with even more site hits because of it.

[RainMaker]

She is really cute.