Articles like this make me miss living in Italy

[cartman]

Topless sunbather accused of sensuously rubbing in sun cream | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/topless-sunbather-accused-of-sensuously-rubbing-in-sun-cream/story-e6frfq80-1225904452174)

Priceless quote from her lawyer:
Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

[gkb]

This kind of shit does not happen in Colorado...and it makes me sad. I need someone to hold me...where's Pumpy?

[molson]

Police were called to a beach at Anzio south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.”

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Can someone else write the punchline for this joke, I got nothing....

[sabotai]

Perhaps in Italian, the word for "troubled" is slang for "got raging boners"?

[MizzouRah]

haha.. I bet some of her lotion was on the front of their pants..

[Maple Leafs]

It really bothers me when my neighbor with the D-cups does the same things, although that's not quite the same since he's a 300-lb man and he's using gravy instead of sunscreen.

[Sgran]

How long before her Maxim spread appears?