So is it your wife knows everything or that your wife doesn't know?

[Galaxy]

2 ‘wife’ horses make for crazy call at N.J. track | Philadelphia Inquirer | 08/24/2010 (http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/101379244.html?cmpid=15585797)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQRlZw4Rad0

[Lathum]

Truth is stranger than fiction

[Galaxy]

Truth is stranger than fiction

Indeed.

[Sgran]

Couldn't you do that for just about every horse race? "Wandering Hand moving up against Pocket Rocket. On the outside is Tubestake Junkey, with ... ah, forget it.

[Ksyrup]

Well yeah, you could, except you'd have to (a) name all the horses, (b) put them in the same race, and (c) have them finish in some order that would allow you to keep using their names in that way.