FOFC Litmus test

[stevew]

poll to follow

[Sun Tzu]

Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility.

[Greyroofoo]

Never been proven that Ben actually raped anyone

[Izulde]

Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility.

This.

[Pumpy Tudors]

For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out.

<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_1>People who choose option 1 (Mike "I like to kill dogs, plus tried to kill Quanis(sp) Phillips" Vick) will be asked, "So dogs are more important than humans?"</LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_1></LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_2>People who choose option 2 (Ben "I rape girls" Roethlisberger) will be told, "The girls aren't at fault, but they chose to be near Ben. Those poor dogs has no choice."</LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_2></LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_3>People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them."</LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_3></LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_4>People who choose option 4 (I don't have a problem with either) will be told, "You are one of the worst human beings on the planet."</LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_4></LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_4>MAKE YOUR CHOICES, GUYS!!!!!</LABEL>

[wade moore]

For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out.

<label for="rb_optionnumber_1">People who choose option 1 (Mike "I like to kill dogs, plus tried to kill Quanis(sp) Phillips" Vick) will be asked, "So dogs are more important than humans?"</label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_1"></label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_2">People who choose option 2 (Ben "I rape girls" Roethlisberger) will be told, "The girls aren't at fault, but they chose to be near Ben. Those poor dogs has no choice."</label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_2"></label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_3">People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them."</label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_3"></label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_4">People who choose option 4 (I don't have a problem with either) will be told, "You are one of the worst human beings on the planet."</label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_4"></label>
<label for="rb_optionnumber_4">MAKE YOUR CHOICES, GUYS!!!!!</label>

Best Pumpy post in years.

[Scoobz0202]

I'll choose Vick.

Ben is on my fantasy team.

[Glengoyne]

Any FOFC poll without a trout option loses all credibility.

Never been proven that Ben actually raped anyone

Both of these.

[MJ4H]

Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.
But it was incomplete. So using internet propositional logic, since the pass was incomplete per the rules, you hate dogs and women.

And Hitler is involved somehow.

[Dr. Sak]

Pretty sure I hate the ref that called the Lions pass incomplete worse than these guys.

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.
Leave your kinky sex life out of this.

[Desnudo]

But it was incomplete. So using internet propositional logic, since the pass was incomplete per the rules, you hate dogs and women.

And Hitler is involved somehow.

I heard Hitler ran a 4.5 40

[Pumpy Tudors]

I heard Hitler ran a 4.5 40
I assume this occurred as he tried to chase Jesse Owens out of the stadium?

[MJ4H]

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

Tell him he's short, too.

[Kodos]

<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_3>People who choose option 3 (I cannot make a distinction between either piece of shit) will be told, "If either of these guys were on your team, you'd cheer for them."</LABEL>
<LABEL for=rb_optionnumber_3></LABEL>

I can promise you I would not root for Vick or Roethlisberger if they were on my team. Just like JeeberD didn't root for TO when he was on the Cowboys.

[flere-imsaho]

For those who are short on time, let me tell you how this thread will play out.

:thumbsup:

Thanks, this has helped my decision-making immensely. :D

[DanGarion]

I'll make sure to tell him that when I see him tonight.

There you go bragging about almost being a professional ref again!

[JonInMiddleGA]

C'mon Pumpy, you know there's gotta be some comparative reference to their actions versus those of NBA players somewhere.

[Karlifornia]

I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick.

[Sun Tzu]

I haven't seen this much of Pumpy since I watched "Submissive Boys with No Limits" last Friday.

[Scoobz0202]

I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick.
.

[SackAttack]

I dunno. I'm all on the Vick bandwagon now. I realize what he did was reprehensible, but you hear about these random pit bulls killing their owners, or their owners kids, and I feel a little less bad. Also, he was raised poorly. Just look at his brother. I voted "no distinction", just because Big Ben is such a dick.

Happy ending for most of Vick's dogs - NFL - Yahoo! Sports (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AmZM8AOtUI3I1EN0aLrWSBxDubYF?slug=dw-vickdogs092110)

None of that thanks to Vick, of course, but 'random' pit bulls probably aren't 'randomly' attacking people.

Pits who have been trained and socialized that way, almost certainly.

But apparently even the dogs Vick abused, most of them have been rehab-capable, and one of the sweetest dogs I ever knew was a dachsund/pit mix. When her owners' children were small - we're talking toddler age - she used to bear their ear-pulling and nose-biting without complaint.

An old neighbor of mine used to have this absolutely massive Rott who was just incredibly easygoing.

Other side of the coin, one of the meanest damn dogs I ever knew was my cousin's black lab, and that breed is normally pretty friendly and easygoing.

Aggression might be a dominant trait in some breeds more than others, but it's not a foregone conclusion.