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Galaxy
03-08-2011, 02:28 PM
(Link is perfectly fine, but I just wanted to put a NSFW disclaimer up.)


German Study Says Men Who Stare at Breasts are Healthier (http://mens-news.com/2011/03/german-study-says-men-who-stare-at-breasts-are-healthier/)


Bring on the Boobs!

A German study has found that men who stare at breasts regularly have lower blood pressure, a lower resting heart rate and fewer cardiovascular incidences.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, ogling over a women’s rack is actually a healthy activity which competes with a vigorous exercise regimen in terms of health benefits. Weatherby even went on to state that it can prolong a man’s lifespan by as much as five years.

The leader of the study added that checking out a woman’s ample sized melons for a mere 10 minutes per day is “roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

The study involved 500 men over a 5 year period of time. Half the men were instructed to avoid looking at breasts entirely over the 5 year period, while the others were told to enjoy the view daily. The results of the study led the researchers to conclude that men, especially those over 40 years of age, should be looking at women’s breasts at for least the recommended dose of 10 minutes daily.

The study is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Fox news also reported on a portion of this research (video below)

Suicane75
03-08-2011, 02:38 PM
What if you're busy looking at your own breasts? Surely that can't be healthy.

cuervo72
03-08-2011, 02:45 PM
The trick is convincing women it's better for their health.

PackerFanatic
03-08-2011, 02:48 PM
What if you're busy looking at your own breasts? Surely that can't be healthy.

Then you just get neck pain :)

Swaggs
03-08-2011, 03:12 PM
A German study has found that men who stare at breasts regularly have lower blood pressure, a lower resting heart rate and fewer cardiovascular incidences.



I bet there is a higher incidence of traffic accidents (particularly when driving through college campuses :) ) and trip-and-fall inuries, though.

JAG
03-08-2011, 03:25 PM
I bet there is a higher incidence of traffic accidents (particularly when driving through college campuses :) ) and trip-and-fall inuries, though.

And open-handed trauma to the face.

MJ4H
03-08-2011, 05:37 PM
The study involved 500 men over a 5 year period of time. Half the men were instructed to avoid looking at breasts entirely over the 5 year period

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Talk about drawing the short straw.

JediKooter
03-08-2011, 05:43 PM
I'd like to get my hands on that study.

Pyser
03-08-2011, 05:49 PM
fake

BYU 14
03-08-2011, 06:55 PM
Now I know why my wife stands in front of the TV, she only wants me to be healthy :devil:

JediKooter
03-08-2011, 06:59 PM
Now I know why my wife stands in front of the TV, she only wants me to be healthy :devil:

Sounds like a keeper. :)

Galaxy
03-08-2011, 07:01 PM
fake

I don't think it discriminates against fake breasts.

DanGarion
03-09-2011, 12:32 PM
This crap has been going around for over 10 years as spam, now you are posting it on this board. You sir should be banned!

Oh and I suggest you don't do an image search on Google for Karen Weatherby... Unless you like to stare at boobs.

Rizon
03-09-2011, 02:11 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Talk about drawing the short straw.

Yeah, I'd end up getting depressed, then stressed out and end up being unhealthy. Might as well give up breathing air.