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tucker rocky
04-07-2011, 06:08 PM
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-glued-to-toilet,0,6835588.story

Elkton, MARYLAND -- Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Company and the Cecil County Paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since.

Ksyrup
04-07-2011, 06:09 PM
Posted in the strange news thread.

Ksyrup
04-07-2011, 06:10 PM
Didn't this happen at a Home Depot a year or two ago?

Mustang
04-07-2011, 06:20 PM
Hmm.. mysterious liquid on the toilet seat. Meh, probably just urine so I'm safe.

B & B
04-07-2011, 06:24 PM
Yeah, Im just gonna sit right down on that.


Then again, were talking about someone who was about to drop a deuce at Walmart.


Seriously?

Mustang
04-07-2011, 06:26 PM
Then again, were talking about someone who was about to drop a deuce at Walmart.


Frito pie will go right through ya.

Rizon
04-07-2011, 06:26 PM
If I ever had to drop a 2 at WalMart, I would seriously quadruple bag that toilet seat.

fantom1979
04-07-2011, 09:46 PM
Didn't this happen at a Home Depot a year or two ago?

Yes, but it was a little longer than that ago. I worked there from 2004 to 2008 and it happened while I was there (not in my store). Maybe '06 or '07.

stevew
04-07-2011, 10:03 PM
How do you not notice Superglue. It has to look enough like semen to make a user pause before sitting.

MrBug708
04-07-2011, 10:22 PM
When you're prairie dogging it, nothing will stop you

EagleFan
04-07-2011, 10:43 PM
How do you not notice Superglue. It has to look enough like semen to make a user pause before sitting.

Only pause?

Lathum
04-07-2011, 10:51 PM
When you're prairie dogging it, nothing will stop you

squat

Mustang
04-07-2011, 10:53 PM
I'd shit my pants before sitting down on a uninspected Wal-mart toilet seat.

Lathum
04-07-2011, 11:01 PM
I'd shit my pants before sitting down on a uninspected Wal-mart toilet seat.

+1 trillion

B & B
04-07-2011, 11:16 PM
I'd shit my pants before sitting down on a Wal-mart toilet seat.

Fixed.

Groundhog
04-08-2011, 12:33 AM
I'd shit my pants before sitting down on a uninspected Wal-mart toilet seat.

This. Unless it's in my own home, you can be sure that, at the very least, I've wiped that sucker down.

Apathetic Lurker
04-08-2011, 07:24 AM
I'll never have this problem since I refuse to pass through Wal-mart doors