The midget blind-date returns again!! AAARGH!

[DaddyTorgo]

The right-wing midget is after me again.

Long story short - my brother-in-law (sister's husband) had a cousin. They set me up on a blind date like...years ago. Maybe...4 years ago? 5 years ago? I agreed to go because it was like family...what else could I do?

Straight up...she's a midget. Like legally. And she's also like...more Republican than I can handle (from what I remember). Basically I remember somehow something vaguely political came up and I was like "Yeah...I can't stand to listen to this girl talk anymore," also in part because she's horribly uneducated. Dumb as a brick.

She apparently liked the date, although I told her I wasn't really feeling anything, because every so often she'll hit me up and try to start a dialog. Check this...verbatim.


Hi Andrew? Hows life with you? Me doing ok still single living on my own doing ok. Well are you dating engaged or married? Well just thought i'd drop you an email to say hi and catchup. Email me sometime Julie.

Anyways...it caused me to LOL, so just thought I'd share, since there aren't enough amusing threads on here sometimes.

[Lathum]

I always wanted to bang a midget

[molson]

Just trying to get a visual here, are we talking 2-foot-tall kind of disproportional midget or just a really, really short, but proportional person who just barely crosses whatever height legally makes one a midget?

This is important to know. Thanks in advance.

[MikeVic]

I have a similar experience involving being set up by someone I thought I could trust and height being a factor, so this is pretty funny to me to see right now.

[Chief Rum]

DaddyTorgo Dating Thread!

[JediKooter]

Did HA hire her for a party one time where she had to wear a sombrero?

Oh pix plz thnx!!!

[Logan]

I don't think Those People like that term.

[JediKooter]

Well, blind dates are sometimes a tall task for people.

[molson]

I don't think Those People like that term.

"And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil,' but it ain't gonna happen".

[DaddyTorgo]

Just trying to get a visual here, are we talking 2-foot-tall kind of disproportional midget or just a really, really short, but proportional person who just barely crosses whatever height legally makes one a midget?

This is important to know. Thanks in advance.

Really really short but proportional.

Let me see if I can snag a pic of her on facebook.

Oh jeezus.

[DaddyTorgo]

Can't attach multiple pics on one message...weird.

Why does my sister hate me you ask??

She doesn't...I swear

[JonInMiddleGA]

IIRC, 4 foot even is the "official" over/under for the term "midget"

edit to add: Q: What is the definition of dwarfism?

A: Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4’0, but typical heights range from 2’8 to 4’8.

http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do?sitePageId=84634&orgId=lpa#Midget

[Lathum]

I think you make a cute couple

ducks

[molson]

You were a trooper to hang in there to the extent that she actually enjoyed the date. That's the nice guy curse/aftermath.

[DaddyTorgo]

I think you make a cute couple

ducks

I am going to kill you! :lol:

[DaddyTorgo]

You were a trooper to hang in there to the extent that she actually enjoyed the date. That's the nice guy curse/aftermath.

Indeed yes. Of course now I can't be an asshole and be like "listen...leave me the fuck alone" because then I'll hear it from my sister thru my B-I-L. Ugh.

So really I just ignore her...she only tries to get in contact with me like...every year or so.

[Radii]

I have a similar experience involving being set up by someone I thought I could trust and height being a factor, so this is pretty funny to me to see right now.

"height being a factor" makes me a bit suspicious here. I would have expected "also a midget" in the context of the thread if she were short,so I'm going to guess you got set up with a 7 foot tall woman. More details are definitely needed!

[Blackadar]

Really really short but proportional.

Let me see if I can snag a pic of her on facebook.

Oh jeezus.

Kill it with fire.

[DaddyTorgo]

To be clear - height's not the factor in my case...I have two friends that also fall under that 4'10 definition Jon posted above, who are like sisters to me.

More of the factor was that she's uneducated, not politically a match (this is the kind of person who's probably a birther), and just...not even remotely attractive to me. The height is just...an amusing identifying characteristic.

[DaddyTorgo]

Kill it with fire.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rizon]

I always wanted to bang a midget

Really really short but proportional.

Let me see if I can snag a pic of her on facebook.

Oh jeezus.

Status: RESOLVED

Well, I believe that settles it.

/thread

[lighthousekeeper]

DT needs to get off his high horse and get down with this chick.

[JediKooter]

Tell her you're gay.

[lighthousekeeper]

I always wanted to bang a midget

how about now?

[DaddyTorgo]

DT needs to get off his high horse and get down with this chick.

I wouldn't get down with this chick if you paid me.

[JediKooter]

I wouldn't get down with this chick if you paid me.

That's funny in a couple of ways...

[Blackadar]

Tell her you're gay.

I think if I had a choice between this midget and a guy....I would be gay. :lol:

[DaddyTorgo]

That's funny in a couple of ways...

howso?

[Blackadar]

DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

:popcorn:

[DaddyTorgo]

DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

:popcorn:

Yes!!!!! :lol:

[JediKooter]

howso?

"I wouldn't get down with this chick if you paid me."

1. She's a midget
2. One can tell you are not remotely interested in her

To me, both are funny :)

[Lathum]

how about now?

Not my kind of midget...She looks like she has something wrong with her, besides her face

[claphamsa]

wow DT she looks like shes about 50!

i had a blind date with a 6 foot 5 women once... very awkward.

[DaddyTorgo]

Not my kind of midget...She looks like she has something wrong with her, besides her face

lmao

[DaddyTorgo]

This thread is totally cracking me up. WTG.

[Lathum]

DT is going to end up marrying this girl and 5 years from now this thread is going to get bumpbed and things are going to be very awkward

[JediKooter]

Quite frankly and I'm not trying to be mean here, but that hair cut of hers makes her look like a lesbian.

[Rizon]

Quite frankly and I'm not trying to be mean here, but that hair cut of hers makes her look like an old man.

Yup, totally agree.

[Chief Rum]

DT, Chief Rum has a dating thread. Let's combine both of these threads by hooking him up with the midget!!!!

:popcorn:

Ooh, the choices. F'd up alcoholic stripper or Wally George in a midget's body.

Yeah, gimme the stripper.

[lighthousekeeper]

So when are you and Mickey Rooney getting married?

[JediKooter]

You going to take her to see the Hobbit?

[A-Husker-4-Life]

This is why I love FOFC... Awesome post...

[Karlifornia]

The only thing I would fuck in that second picture is the water bottle

[DaddyTorgo]

The only thing I would fuck in that second picture is the water bottle


LMAO

So now since you guys are getting so many laughs out of this, I'm pondering actually replying to her email. But that would probably be cruel.

[JediKooter]

You should write back saying you are going through a sex change operation and that by looking at her hair cut, she is obviously a lesbian, so there's still a chance.

[MikeVic]

"height being a factor" makes me a bit suspicious here. I would have expected "also a midget" in the context of the thread if she were short,so I'm going to guess you got set up with a 7 foot tall woman. More details are definitely needed!

Haha. No no, I just wasn't sure what to call it but Jon's definition fits. And not very proportional. I tried but te conversation wasn't great either. She wanted another date which floored me, so I saw parallels with DT's situation. :)

[thesloppy]

I loved her in Poltergeist.

[CraigSca]

Can't attach multiple pics on one message...weird.

Why does my sister hate me you ask??

She doesn't...I swear

If she doesn't hate you, you may want to re-evaluate how you possibly wronged her in the past.

[MrBug708]

DT's family must really hate him or he has some...odd...tastes in women

[JediKooter]

I know DT has been wanting to drop a little weight, didn't know it was this.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

You need to write her back just so that she knows there is no interest. Simply tell her you didn't feel there was a connection and you didn't see anything in common + could never date someone who wasn't a democrat. Keep it short.

[DaddyTorgo]

You need to write her back just so that she knows there is no interest. Simply tell her you didn't feel there was a connection and you didn't see anything in common + could never date someone who wasn't a democrat. Keep it short.

Feel like I've done that, but you're right...maybe I should just be more blunt.

[Izulde]

Quite frankly and I'm not trying to be mean here, but that hair cut of hers makes her look like a lesbian.

I thought the SAME FUCKING THING!

I'm like OMG she's so totally a dyke! WTF is she interested in DT for?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Feel like I've done that, but you're right...maybe I should just be more blunt.

Just be real. Don't belittle her. Be the big man here & stand tall.

[Sweed]

DT needs to get off his high horse and go down on this chick.

Fixed that for you:lol:

[bronconick]

Just be real. Don't belittle her. Be the big man here & stand tall.

http://www.the-games-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/I-see-what-you-did-there-Fry.jpg

[DaddyTorgo]

lmao

[MacroGuru]

I don't care what anyone says..this thread is heads and shoulders above the others!

[Toddzilla]

This is some fucked up repugnant shit.

[Sun Tzu]

This thread delivers.

The one thing that keeps bugging me is this...

Why does she think your name is Julie?

[Suburban Rhythm]

Can we re-title this thread "Is it possible to fudge a growth chart?"

[stevew]

I haven't wasted one minute of my time by reading this thread.

[DaddyTorgo]

This thread delivers.

The one thing that keeps bugging me is this...

Why does she think your name is Julie?

LOL. her name is julie.

[Sun Tzu]

Yes, yes, I understand. I was making a joke based on her extremely poor english comprehension skills.

ahahahahahaha

Jedikooter has some really funny posts in this thread. I think the "tall task" is the most unappreciated one.

~ Cheers

Sun

[DaddyTorgo]

Yes, yes, I understand. I was making a joke based on her extremely poor english comprehension skills.

ahahahahahaha

Jedikooter has some really funny posts in this thread. I think the "tall task" is the most unappreciated one.

~ Cheers

Sun


Aaaah...that was a subtle joke - I missed it.

This thread is delivering some serious comedy - more than I expected, that's for sure.

[wade moore]

Am I the only one that thinks this thread isn't funny at all, but mostly just plain mean?

[Sun Tzu]

So, in a nutshell, you're saying this thread is short on comedy?

[Lathum]

Am I the only one that thinks this thread isn't funny at all, but mostly just plain mean?

I think it is funny, and maybe a tiny bit mean

[DaddyTorgo]

Would it have been funnier without the pictures of her? Is that what's pushed it over the line in your eyes wade?

Cuz I suppose I can see that.

[Passacaglia]

I think it's neither that funny nor that mean.

[wade moore]

Would it have been funnier without the pictures of her? Is that what's pushed it over the line in your eyes wade?

Cuz I suppose I can see that.

That's a significant factor, yes.

[Lathum]

I do actually think ripping a picture of someone off facebook and posting it somewhere else for a bunch of strangers to make fun of is a little cruel.

[Fidatelo]

Am I the only one that thinks this thread isn't funny at all, but mostly just plain mean?

I don't often agree with you, but on this one I do. Maybe we should all pick on some retarded people once we're done here? I'm far from PC, and I like making fun of whatever, but this thread just went to a mean-spirited place.

[Dr. Sak]

I don't often agree with you, but on this one I do. Maybe we should all pick on some retarded people once we're done here? I'm far from PC, and I like making fun of whatever, but this thread just went to a mean-spirited place.

I agree and usually I don't agree with much of what Wade says but in this case I think he's spot on.

I don't think there's anything wrong with writing her back and saying hi...doing the normal small talk, but if she were to push to meet up and obviously you don't want to DT, just be honest with her. Say it was nice to meet her, but you didn't feel as if there was a future between the two of you. Plain and simple.

I don't think your family was doing this to torture you at all. From personal experience of being set up on many dates with friend's friends...it's not uncommon for the person to view their friend in a better light than you might. Doesn't make it better or worse, they just want the best for their friend and you. I mean hell, I can't tell you the times I walk around wondering how the hell that guy is with that girl (or vice versa)...stranger things can/have happened.

From what I recall, you've had some harsh things to say about women and how you've been treated in the past...and I know you've taken pride (as you should) in your weight loss, so how would you feel about someone who maybe went out with you once and posted a not so flattering picture of you on the net for everyone to make fun of?

Maybe you should add this to your sig line "C'mon DT, you're better than that..."

[DaddyTorgo]

I agree and usually I don't agree with much of what Wade says but in this case I think he's spot on.

I don't think there's anything wrong with writing her back and saying hi...doing the normal small talk, but if she were to push to meet up and obviously you don't want to DT, just be honest with her. Say it was nice to meet her, but you didn't feel as if there was a future between the two of you. Plain and simple.

I don't think your family was doing this to torture you at all. From personal experience of being set up on many dates with friend's friends...it's not uncommon for the person to view their friend in a better light than you might. Doesn't make it better or worse, they just want the best for their friend and you. I mean hell, I can't tell you the times I walk around wondering how the hell that guy is with that girl (or vice versa)...stranger things can/have happened.

From what I recall, you've had some harsh things to say about women and how you've been treated in the past...and I know you've taken pride (as you should) in your weight loss, so how would you feel about someone who maybe went out with you once and posted a not so flattering picture of you on the net for everyone to make fun of?

Maybe you should add this to your sig line "C'mon DT, you're better than that..."

Valid point...valid point.

Oh - I went to delete the pics as I realized I'd perhaps been a bit harsh, but it seems somebody already did that.

Methinx I may end up in the box momentarily then...

[M GO BLUE!!!]

If you do end up boxed, may your time be short.

[JediKooter]

Well, we already knew she was short without the pictures being posted. What makes it funny to me is, DTs exasperation that he can't shake this chick. I don't really care about her looks, I just made a comment that her hair cut makes her look like a lesbian. That's just an observational fact. Had DT given no background on her, I would have thought she was a lesbian after seeing that picture. With a little work, maybe she could be a bit more presentable to guys. All of that doesn't take away that the situation, in general, is funny.

[DaddyTorgo]

That's true - the true humor is that this chick just won't go away. The ragging on her looks probably crossed the line at some point in there though...with the clarity of a new day I can appreciate that.

I like to think I'm a better person than that...

[JediKooter]

What's funny to one person, isn't always funny to another. However, just because it's NOT funny to someone, doesn't mean that it's wrong.

[Izulde]

The nagging nancies in this thread are julie giving the comedians the short end of the stick.

[Rizon]

Do midgets have night vision? - Yahoo! Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090801011212AAG87Iw)

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

Am I the only one that thinks this thread isn't funny at all, but mostly just plain mean?

No.

[JediKooter]

To each their own.

[Julio Riddols]

It isn't like someone said "That ugly lil' cunt needs to be shot in the face with a blowtorch" or something.. This all seems like good natured ribbing to me.

[Fidatelo]

The nagging nancies in this thread are julie giving the comedians the short end of the stick.

The biggest issue I had was when the picture came into play. At that point, shit got personal in an unfair way. But also, jokes like the above are part of the problem. "Hey look, I just used a phrase with an implied height reference! I'm so clever!". It takes 5 seconds to think of this type of joke. "Dumb humour" has its place, but it is best used in a good natured way.

As Jeffrey Ross says, in comedy there are no lines... for skilled comedians. If you are going to poke fun at touchy or "non-PC" subject matter, you can do it, but if you don't want to come off like an asshole you need to do it right. A lot of the people in this thread haven't done it right.

[Fidatelo]

It isn't like someone said "That ugly lil' cunt needs to be shot in the face with a blowtorch" or something.. This all seems like good natured ribbing to me.

Kill it with fire.

Try again.

[thesloppy]

Meh. I think if you feel the need to jump into this thread and directly and personally condemn folks morals, you're pretty much scratching the exact same itch.

[Fidatelo]

Meh. I think if you feel the need to jump into this thread and directly and personally condemn folks morals, you're pretty much scratching the exact same itch.

I don't feel I've condemned anyone's morals. I make jokes in poor taste all the time. I laugh at horrible shit. I have no doubts that most of the people cracking jokes in this thread are perfectly decent humans (and one person is likely a serial killer, but that's just stats).

I just think this particular thread has a bit more 'mean' then it does 'funny'.

That is all.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I don't feel I've condemned anyone's morals. I make jokes in poor taste all the time. I laugh at horrible shit. I have no doubts that most of the people cracking jokes in this thread are perfectly decent humans (and one person is likely a serial killer, but that's just stats).

I just think this particular thread has a bit more 'mean' then it does 'funny'.

That is all.

I know what you're doing. This is exactly how you people treated Thomas Steen when he played for the Jets and you're just calling people out here for doing the same thing to this girl in an effort to try and make it "right".

The old wound never healed properly, eh?

[Ksyrup]

The only relevance I think the picture has is to the more interesting issue here - the fact that she's quite clearly, um, not pretty yet your sister and BIL still went ahead and set you up with her. Although it's not like we needed the picture to know that she's not hot - you could have just told us. But I find that dynamic fascinating. Did you not ask any questions beforehand? Is it the fact that she's a cousin of your BIL that kept you from cutting to the chase? And what is it about you and her that they thought was worth setting up? Did they expect you to be a willing pity party participant or something?

I'm not trying to be mean, but given her looks, her political leanings, and her education level (at least as judged by you), it seems to me that the fact she might be a "little person" is, at most, a side issue, IMO.

[molson]

The biggest issue I had was when the picture came into play. At that point, shit got personal in an unfair way. But also, jokes like the above are part of the problem. "Hey look, I just used a phrase with an implied height reference! I'm so clever!". It takes 5 seconds to think of this type of joke. "Dumb humour" has its place, but it is best used in a good natured way.

As Jeffrey Ross says, in comedy there are no lines... for skilled comedians. If you are going to poke fun at touchy or "non-PC" subject matter, you can do it, but if you don't want to come off like an asshole you need to do it right. A lot of the people in this thread haven't done it right.

I can see being uncomfortable with the picture being posted, and really, anything else in this thread - but I don't think one needs to reach "elite Jeffrey Ross" level of humor before they're allowed to make a joke on a meaningless message board. Who is this geinus/skilled comic Jeffrey Ross anyway, is he related to that hack Jeffrey Ross of the same name that tells the same joke over and over on those comedy central roasts? ([Roastee], you're [Innocent trait #1], [Innocent trait #2], and [Innocent trait #3]...if I didn't know any better I'd think you're [unflattering comparison]")

Anyway, I liked this thread better when it was about DT trying to score with that midget.

[JediKooter]

Well, we know who the dictator of comedy on FOFC is now.

[molson]

The only relevance I think the picture has is to the more interesting issue here - the fact that she's quite clearly, um, not pretty yet your sister and BIL still went ahead and set you up with her. Although it's not like we needed the picture to know that she's not hot - you could have just told us. But I find that dynamic fascinating. Did you not ask any questions beforehand? Is it the fact that she's a cousin of your BIL that kept you from cutting to the chase? And what is it about you and her that they thought was worth setting up? Did they expect you to be a willing pity party participant or something?

I'm not trying to be mean, but given her looks, her political leanings, and her education level (at least as judged by you), it seems to me that the fact she might be a "little person" is, at most, a side issue, IMO.

This is really bizare to me also. I can just see DT's sister sitting around with someone who says, "I'm looking for someone to date my friend, she's an older, hardcore republican little person with a masculine haircut." DT's sister replies, "my brother would be perfect!!!!".

[Lathum]

Yeah, it is odd to me as well. I've met DT a few times, normal, friendly, outgoing guy. Doesn't really seem like the type you would set up your mutant cousin with.

[JediKooter]

I'd make a joke about what you said molson, but, I don't want to be admonished by the Funny Police.

[Rizon]

I can see being uncomfortable with the picture being posted, and really, anything else in this thread - but I don't think one needs to reach "elite Jeffrey Ross" level of humor before they're allowed to make a joke on a meaningless message board. Who is this geinus/skilled comic Jeffrey Ross anyway, is he related to that hack Jeffrey Ross of the same name that tells the same joke over and over on those comedy central roasts? ([Roastee], you're [Innocent trait #1], [Innocent trait #2], and [Innocent trait #3]...if I didn't know any better I'd think you're [unflattering comparison]")

Anyway, I liked this thread better when it was about DT trying to score with that midget.

This is really bizare to me also. I can just see DT's sister sitting around with someone who says, "I'm looking for someone to date my friend, she's an older, hardcore republican little person with a masculine haircut." DT's sister replies, "my brother would be perfect!!!!".

Yes, very interesting. Has to be a gag, because DT's family should know that even though midgetgirl may be a wonderful person, she's just not a match for DT.

Has it been mentioned in this thread that maybe DT is a midget as well? And that's why someone tried to hook them up?

[Ksyrup]

I would think setting up 2 people who have nothing in common but their size to be an incredibly short-sighted and stupid idea. But that's just me.

[Julio Riddols]

Try again.

I had stopped short of rewinding that far back in the thread. I stand corrected. Its not like more than one person said something regarding targeting the lady with a fire based assault.

[Ksyrup]

I'm also going to go out on a limb and suggest that the thread title argues against DT being an LP.

[Rizon]

I'm also going to go out on a limb and suggest that the thread title argues against DT being an LP.

I'm almost certain now more than ever DT is a LP. I don't love him any less, though (well, technically yes but not figuratively).

[Lathum]

DT is not a midget

[Lathum]

I would think setting up 2 people who have nothing in common but their size to be an incredibly short-sighted and stupid idea. But that's just me.

insensitive jerk

[Rizon]

DT is not a midget

I think I might be onto something here. What is a DaddyTorgo? I have no idea. A quick internet search of "torgo" comes up with this:

Torgo: "Clearly, these little clowns with the drumstick legs are an homage to Torgo"

So I'm thinking DT is a midget. And his occupation is clown.

[JediKooter]

insensitive jerk

Just a...little.

[JediKooter]

I think I might be onto something here. What is a DaddyTorgo? I have no idea. A quick internet search of "torgo" comes up with this:

Torgo: "Clearly, these little clowns with the drumstick legs are an homage to Torgo"

So I'm thinking DT is a midget. And his occupation is clown.

5 words - Manos the hands of fate

[Rizon]

5 words - Manos the hands of fate

EXACTLY!!!!!

http://www.platypuscomix.net/people/torgo.jpg

Notice how the midget pictured here, Torgo, is barely taller than a stack of 7 bricks.

[Rizon]

If a brick is about 4 inches tall, I estimate DT to be somewhere short of 3 feet tall.

[Rizon]

This all makes sense now.

[JediKooter]

Great find Rizon!! And that pole has to be what, maybe 2' 6"? Judging by how it only goes up to his mouth...oh wait...maybe that is something else. Never mind.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Before I post anything here, I ask myself if you assholes will think it's funny. Then I realize I don't give half a shit and I post it anyway.

[JediKooter]

I *heart* Pumpy.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I would think setting up 2 people who have nothing in common but their size to be an incredibly short-sighted and stupid idea. But that's just me.

It happens in the movies all the time where there happens to be one black guy & one black girl... and miraculously they happen to get along & hook up!

[MacroGuru]

Did this thread take a turn from laugh to finger wagging no no bullshit in seconds?

Honestly, I don't know what to say...yeah, a little joke was made at a short person, yeah the lame ass short jokes flew around.

So between this thread and the pictures thread we have determined that short lesbian looking chicks and muscle cars are out...

Chicks opening beer bottles with her boob in, tubbies with a baby stuffed up her shirt and large boobed Scarlet Jo are ok...(Well, I agree with Scarlet Jo)

Really, the uppity class and mod wannabes need to take a walk outside and relax about things (And here is pot calling kettle since I am getting riled) this is a damn message board full of mostly guys...yes some of us check this from work, some of us check this from home, some of us check this from our cell phone in the toilet as we try to pull one off to Scarlet Jo...it doesn't matter get over yourself and quit deleting shit and let us live our lives.

[Blackadar]

Try again.

Kill it with fire x2.

Don't worry, Fellatio, I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally. :devil:

[Mustang]

Soooooo...

What I miss?

(not having access to FOFC during the day really sucks)

[Passacaglia]

DT, how many apples tall are you?

[Izulde]

Soooooo...

What I miss?

(not having access to FOFC during the day really sucks)

teh thread was rockin teh funny and then a bunch of people suddenly actin' all high and mighty butthurt and shit.

[I. J. Reilly]

teh thread was rockin teh funny and then a bunch of people suddenly actin' all high and mighty butthurt and shit.

You think it went downhill? I completely disagree; self-righteous indignation is much funnier than semi-literate little people, everyone knows that.

[DaddyTorgo]

5 words - Manos the hands of fate

Yes. My best-friend was a huge MST3K guy and his SN on AIM used to be Torgo. So one night I was like "I'm your daddy!!" (like only a 13 year old can), and created the SN just to mess with him and PM him from...and it just kinda stuck.

[JediKooter]

Yes. My best-friend was a huge MST3K guy and his SN on AIM used to be Torgo. So one night I was like "I'm your daddy!!" (like only a 13 year old can), and created the SN just to mess with him and PM him from...and it just kinda stuck.

Haha! Nice. Was he a midget too?

[Rizon]

Haha! Nice. Was he a midget too?

Notice how he dodged the midget issue. I think it went over his head.




















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[JediKooter]

Did this thread take a turn from laugh to finger wagging no no bullshit in seconds?

Honestly, I don't know what to say...yeah, a little joke was made at a short person, yeah the lame ass short jokes flew around.

So between this thread and the pictures thread we have determined that short lesbian looking chicks and muscle cars are out...

Chicks opening beer bottles with her boob in, tubbies with a baby stuffed up her shirt and large boobed Scarlet Jo are ok...(Well, I agree with Scarlet Jo)

Really, the uppity class and mod wannabes need to take a walk outside and relax about things (And here is pot calling kettle since I am getting riled) this is a damn message board full of mostly guys...yes some of us check this from work, some of us check this from home, some of us check this from our cell phone in the toilet as we try to pull one off to Scarlet Jo...it doesn't matter get over yourself and quit deleting shit and let us live our lives.

The Comedy Police came out in full force man. They were beating us with their moralistic batons, spraying us down with unfunny foam and trying to taze us with their righteousness. We didn't give up, we didn't back down. They will never be able to deny us our right to make jokes, no matter how juvenile or low brow. Because, after all, what makes something funny will always be and has always been...subjective.

[DaddyTorgo]

Haha! Nice. Was he a midget too?

Haha nope. He's a hirsute bastard though (kind of like Manos in that episode, right? It's been forever since I've seen it).

[JediKooter]

Notice how he dodged the midget issue. I think it went over his head.

Dodged it like a seasoned politician.

Haha nope. He's a hirsute bastard though (kind of like Manos in that episode, right? It's been forever since I've seen it).

It's been a while since I've seen it too. I may just have to order it off of Amazon so I can plop that baby in whenever I want.

[DaddyTorgo]

Dodged it like a seasoned politician.



It's been a while since I've seen it too. I may just have to order it off of Amazon so I can plop that baby in whenever I want.

I found the DVD of it at some video store liquidation a while back, so I've got a copy :D

[JediKooter]

I found the DVD of it at some video store liquidation a while back, so I've got a copy :D

Nice!! I think just by coincidence, I had actually taped an episode of MST3K and it was that one.

[molson]

There's a lot of MST3K streaming on Netflix - unfortunately, Manos is not on that list (but they have the DVD of that episode).

[JediKooter]

There's a lot of MST3K streaming on Netflix - unfortunately, Manos is not on that list (but they have the DVD of that episode).

Oh nice! Manos is definitely ownership worthy in my opinion.

[path12]

I bet she'd call you her "giant of Lannister".

[DaddyTorgo]

I bet she'd call you her "giant of Lannister".

Working in ASOIAF reference = WINNER