Thanks Bin Laden

[Dr. Sak]

We’re Gonna Need A Cleanup In Aisle 18 | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-arrested-for-in-flight-masturbation-546729)

[Lathum]

Presumably, evidence of the alleged crime has been eliminated by a United cleaning crew.

lol

[JediKooter]

I came into this thread thinking it was about something else.

[Ksyrup]

I came into this thread thinking it was about something else.

Are you leaving satisfied, and a little sleepy?

[JediKooter]

Yes and as long as this thread doesn't want to cuddle now, I'm cool.

[Rizon]

This thread does not appease Chris Hansen.

[RainMaker]

Florida

[CrimsonFox]

I came into this thread thinking it was about something else.

Great. Thanks, JK. Now we need a cleanup crew for this thread.

[JediKooter]

Great. Thanks, JK. Now we need a cleanup crew for this thread.

Oh sorry. Did I come into this thread prematurely?

[cartman]

I thought it might have been this:

UPDATE: Giant Bin Laden Destroys New York, Washington | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/articles/update-giant-bin-laden-destroys-new-york-washingto,20536/)

[Groundhog]

Man, the Onion is on a roll lately.