Three-Word Story

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When the car

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passed the colossal

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squid museum, I

[MikeVic]

turned to Jessica

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and let out

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a savage yelp

[SnowMan]

which made me

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catch on fire

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. Jessica panicked and

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took off her

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hot pink Snuggie

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that had some

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peculiar stains which

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suspiciously look like

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squid ink and

[Comey]

Hell Atlantic's underwear.

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At first I

[JediKooter]

thought, what could

[CleBrownsfan]

be a trout

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could actually turn

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out to be

[JediKooter]

nothing more than

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a great big

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stinking pile of

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Nonfat Cool Whip.

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Alas, she tasted

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the sweet nectar

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that is found

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only in armpits.

[Autumn]

"Hey, I'm on

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top of your

[Surtt]

Are you sure?

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", she interrupted. I

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promptly smacked her

[JediKooter]

fruity, juicy, booty

[Autumn]

she stole from

[BYU 14]

my pet Iguana

[Julio Riddols]

Rex the magnificent.

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My army of

[cartman]

rabid chia pets

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was no match

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for her large

[Ironhead]

lime green crayons

[Izulde]

taken from Pumpy's

[Noop]

anus as he

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yearns for dongs

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Pumpy screamed in delight

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delight(*) as he

*only 3 words coug. ;)

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called out to

[Julio Riddols]

Kathy Griffin-Tudors

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who had recently

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lost her last

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bite of ham

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and cheese calzone

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while watching a

[Autumn]

quadriplegic mime dance

[britrock88]

end poorly. Godzilla

[JediKooter]

lewdly eyes Kathy

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who strips down

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To what Pumpy

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has always dreamed

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of - a skimpy

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patriotic transparent thong

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with sequined stars

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, red and blue

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and white tassels.

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Camera in hand,

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he smiled and

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said, "Kathy, you

[Autumn]

are on Candid

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Camera!" My prosthetic

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uterus contracted violently

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and crushed his

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infected retainer collection.

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Meanwhile, Pumpy was

[Izulde]

throwing his ball

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and asking "How

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my ass taste"

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I replied, "Cocky

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, salty and sweet

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, with a topping

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of zesty monkey

[Suicane75]

We high fived.

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Next we proceeded

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into a dark

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tank of lobsters

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where we found

[BYU 14]

five golden rings.

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The first ring

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was etched with

[Izulde]

the secret to

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a long life

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. The second ring

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smelled peculiarly like

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overripe mussels and

[BYU 14]

Paris Hilton's armpits.

[Izulde]

The third ring

[AlexB]

was less arousing

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than overcooked lamprey.

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The fourth, however,

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portended the eruption

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of Mount Rainier

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angering his emu

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who had hoped

[BYU 14]

to avoid castration.

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The fifth ring

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was a fiery

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husk of corn

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levitating magically above

[Izulde]

a dusty samovar

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imprisoning a genie

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resembling Carrot Top.

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Legend has it

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that undead yaks

[Julio Riddols]

cavort amongst clovers

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eating corn dogs

[BYU 14]

while the Genie

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masticated slowly, savoring

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the flesh of

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marinated manatee breasts

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with a side

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of chocolate salty

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Kathy Griffin. Vomit

[Julio Riddols]

spewed forth wildly

[Izulde]

at the thought

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of living unicorns

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prancing about while

[AlexB]

giving the horn

[Sun Tzu]

fast and hard

[CU Tiger]

to a chihuahua.

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"Doubleyoo Tee Eff?"

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asked Gary Busey

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as he banged

[Ironhead]

his endocrine system

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straight into the

[Julio Riddols]

awards he won

[Groundhog]

while fertilising seven

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members of the

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Danish curling team.

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Meanwhile, hoards of

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elderly, yet virgin

[BYU 14]

Mermaids from deep

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inside the vast