Bad ways to die

[stevew]

ITT we post links to stories and such that might make people squeamish. Consider yourself warned.

[stevew]

Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome end for sausage factory worker as his legs are chewed off in front of horrified colleagues | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015189/Feet-meat-grinder-Gruesome-end-sausage-factory-worker-legs-chewed-horrified-colleagues.html)

Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome death for sausage factory worker chewed up in front of his horrified colleagues

Nice headline, Brits.

[fantom1979]

Oh god. Stuck 2 hours in the damn thing and then lived for a day after they took him out.. ugggggggg

[Critch]

This guy didnt die, but it's a report from the Daily Mail again, and it sounds a shit way to spend the day at work:

Factory worker survives being dragged through five-inch gap in machinery that broke his back, pelvis, both hips and ribs | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369381/Factory-worker-survives-dragged-inch-gap-machinery-broke-pelvis-hips-ribs.html)

[Tim Tellean]

Maybe rename the thread "Ways for Sarah Conner to kill a Terminator" :)

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Bond actress Angela Scoular died drinking acid cleaner

BBC News - Bond actress Angela Scoular died drinking acid cleaner (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14218733)

[Chief Rum]

Why would anyone want to clean acid?

[stevew]

Man, was just bumping for the acid drinking

[Ksyrup]

she was arrested for drink-driving

The British are...um..."funny."

[stevew]

Accidentally going over Niagara Falls?

Niagara Falls Death: Woman Swept Over Falls, Presumed Drowned (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/15/niagara-falls-death-woman_n_927152.html)

The Associated Press reports that according to Niagara Parks Police in Ontario, "two female students in their 20s from the Toronto area were visiting the falls around Sunday night when one of them climbed onto a railing near the river's edge and sat on a block pillar, with her legs straddling the railing."
According to the Los Angeles Times, she was enjoying the view from Table Rock when she was swept over Horseshoe Falls.

[Ksyrup]

I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see.

Let's hope he gets put in with the general population.

[AlexB]

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK

I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK

I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.

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[Ksyrup]

Let's hope he gets put in with the general population.

No shit.

[Rizon]

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK

I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK

I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.

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That is just fowl.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK

I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK

I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.

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Why did the pervert cross the road?

[StLee]

I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see.

Unfortunately that was near my hometown. Sad, sad story.

[Captain2711]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08mNz9f0FQ

[Doug5984]

yup that guy who cut ths kids head off is right down the road in Thibodeaux- what a sick piece of shit.

[cartman]

Getting eaten by a bear has to rate pretty high on the list.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/mum-the-bear-is-eating-me-final-terrified-phone-calls-of-teen-olga-moskalyova/story-e6frf7lf-1226117407056

[Scoobz0202]

God damn. That was just a depressing fucking article.

I'm done with this thread :(