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digamma
07-20-2011, 03:11 PM
Kentucky Man Charged With Repeat Horse-Sex Offense (http://deadspin.com/5822832/kentucky-man-charged-with-repeat-horse+sex-offense)
Ksyrup
07-20-2011, 03:16 PM
Give the guy a break - he's a Johnson living in McCracken County. That's a lot of pressure for one guy to take.
digamma
07-20-2011, 03:20 PM
So, Ksyrup says YES?!?!?
JediKooter
07-20-2011, 03:21 PM
This has to be a nightmare for his family.
Easy Mac
07-20-2011, 03:22 PM
I cry foal.
JediKooter
07-20-2011, 03:24 PM
His sentence will probably a yearling or two.
Suicane75
07-20-2011, 03:25 PM
I hope that's not the actual horse who got buggered. Victims rights and all that.
stevew
07-20-2011, 03:37 PM
is his favorite soap opera "The Gelding Light?"
Suicane75
07-20-2011, 03:48 PM
Think of the reputation this guy is gonna be saddled with.
Pumpy Tudors
07-20-2011, 03:49 PM
Damn filly fans.
Karlifornia
07-20-2011, 03:51 PM
He really should put a muzzle on it...er..uh
JediKooter
07-20-2011, 03:51 PM
He'll have to pony up some serious lawyer fees.
Easy Mac
07-20-2011, 03:52 PM
He should have known that neigh means neigh.
AENeuman
07-20-2011, 03:56 PM
Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.
Easy Mac
07-20-2011, 03:58 PM
Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

Matthew Broderick was on Jerry Springer?
Rizon
07-20-2011, 03:59 PM
Ohh, Wilbur.
JonInMiddleGA
07-20-2011, 04:02 PM
Give the guy a break, lots of people had a thing for Winnie.

Wonders if anyone actually expected a Wonder Years reference in this thread
Critch
07-20-2011, 04:07 PM
Apparently a dog molestor can be called "dead":

Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal (http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/)

Knowing bestiality can be deadly really puts you off.
Rizon
07-20-2011, 04:16 PM
WTF
MrBug708
07-20-2011, 04:52 PM
What do you expect from peanut flavored dog semen?
Easy Mac
07-20-2011, 05:09 PM
That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.
Rizon
07-20-2011, 05:26 PM
That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.

http://i.imgur.com/LpPYH.gif
molson
07-20-2011, 06:31 PM
"A man has appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four"

That dog sure is obedient. I can't get mine to stop stealing dishes off of the counter.
Radii
07-20-2011, 06:32 PM
I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"
SteveMax58
07-20-2011, 06:59 PM
I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"
:lol:

That tripped me up for a minute as I started questioning my definition of "buggery".
M GO BLUE!!!
07-20-2011, 08:05 PM
I can't get a date, yet some bloke can go online & say "wanna come have sex with my dog?" and she's on her way? Gotta love this world...
Izulde
07-20-2011, 08:45 PM
Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

Wait, so your friend was a centaur?
CrimsonFox
07-20-2011, 08:56 PM
I cry foal.

He should have known that neigh means neigh.

That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.


And Easy Mac wins the internet by a nose!

:jester:



But no need to do this...

:deadhorse:
Rizon
11-03-2011, 01:15 PM
Bump
Senator
11-03-2011, 03:51 PM
I thought my copyright restrictions prevented threads like this.
Ksyrup
11-03-2011, 03:55 PM
Ksyrup says no.
NorvTurnerOverdrive
11-03-2011, 05:02 PM
is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER (http://h8torade.com/2011/11/01/nsfw-would-you-bang-elizabeth-herrick-after-she-stuffed-herself-inside-a-dead-horse-to-feel-at-one-with-the-animal/) is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.
RomaGoth
11-03-2011, 05:26 PM
is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER (http://h8torade.com/2011/11/01/nsfw-would-you-bang-elizabeth-herrick-after-she-stuffed-herself-inside-a-dead-horse-to-feel-at-one-with-the-animal/) is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

wow :eek:
Rizon
11-03-2011, 06:26 PM
is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER (http://h8torade.com/2011/11/01/nsfw-would-you-bang-elizabeth-herrick-after-she-stuffed-herself-inside-a-dead-horse-to-feel-at-one-with-the-animal/) is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

oooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgggggggggggggggggg why did I need to look .....
Julio Riddols
11-03-2011, 06:40 PM
Do we need to do a hot or not for her?