How 'should' I feel about this ?

[DougW]

Just found this today while 'surfin' the facebook. I'm .. 'the guy'.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6031/wtffe.jpg

[Flasch186]

Eh, One. You can't prove you're the guy probably. Two. It took him 20 years to put you in his book. I'd say you win.

[bronconick]

Give the book a 1 star review on Amazon. Include that he is very poor at writing realistic characters and the book reads as a self-insertion wank-job by the author.

[JPhillips]

Go break his nose again.

[Balldog]

Go break his nose again.

+1

[Julio Riddols]

Why would a raping pedophile be patient?

Edit: I'd say get a copy of the book and use it as a conversation starter.

[-apoc-]

Just comment on it that you expect royalty checks for him using your likeness in a book :)

[RedKingGold]

You're gonna be famous!

[Subby]

I started to write a 1 star review, but for all I know you could be a total fucking asshole. So I deleted it.

Good look with your patient raping!

[sabotai]

With all the crap I had to deal with in grade, junior high and high school, theoretically, I'd be a world famous author if I wrote novels........

hmmm....

[JPhillips]

For clarification, you didn't break his nose while raping him, right?

Cause if that's what happened it changes my perspective a little.

[spleen1015]

Maybe come to grips, turn yourself in and get some help?

:confused:

[DougW]

Some funny responses. For 'the record', I've felt bad about it since then, but had no idea it had such an impact that adding me as a baddy in his book would be sweet revenge for him. I guess part of me feels a little worse, but most of me finds it funny. .. Which, makes me feel bad too haha. Guess I'm a little torn.

[Shkspr]

Revel in the fact that having the 1,576,000th best selling book on Amazon means he's still got to sell about four times as many books as he already has just to pay off the medical bills you inflicted on him - six times as many if you factor in inflation.

Also, he's probably about $3000-$5000 in the hole on publishing costs given that he hasn't so much "gotten a novel published" as "borrowed the copy machine at the local bookstore". Revenge is not only sweet, but apparently a tax writeoff.

[jeff061]

20 years and he's still thinking about it to this extent? Uh, let him have his moment, clearly he hasn't had many.

And then break his kid's nose.

[Swaggs]

Tell him that, if he ever has writer's block, you would be willing to help him along again.

[Draft Dodger]

Edit: I'd say get a copy of the book and use it as a conversation starter.

this is totally what I would do

[KWhit]

Just tell him that he owes you about $25,000 for your life rights since he's putting you in his book. And tell him that you have the proof that it's based on you thanks to his Facebook post.

[sterlingice]

This thread is gold :D

SI

[Shkspr]

Write a book featuring a character that likes to masturbate to stories of patient-raping pedophiles while wearing a furry costume.

[MacroGuru]

Write a book featuring a character that likes to masturbate to stories of patient-raping pedophiles while wearing a furry costume.

I thought Pumpy had that one covered?

[Mustang]

Tell him the rape store called and they are all outta patients.

Marcia Brady didn't even hold a grudge that long over a broken nose.

[Scoobz0202]

How did you break his nose?

[PilotMan]

Edit: I'd say get a copy of the book and use it as a conversation starter.

Yeah, that sounds like the best idea to me. It's sad that's its been this big part of his life for this long. But, I still hold grudges against kids from Jr High who made life hard for me. All you can really do it write an apology letter. Otherwise, get a copy of the book and use it as that did you know section on personality questionnaires.

[cartman]

He didn't seem so torn up about it at the time.

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/397cs.jpg

[Julio Riddols]

That looks like a facial asshole implant post-op pic.

[DanGarion]

Maybe he is talking about some other guy that broke his nose?

[Passacaglia]

Is the person who posted the status crazy? Why did she write "hahaha. Awesome" after her own post? Did she post it, forget about it, then read it and not realize it was her own post?

[AnalBumCover]

Is the person who posted the status crazy? Why did she write "hahaha. Awesome" after her own post? Did she post it, forget about it, then read it and not realize it was her own post?
What about the guy who comments within a minute of each other:

"Hey Rocky...?"
"Hey Rocky...?"
"Hey Rocky..."

:confused:

[jeff061]

I think the entire thread is Rich Evans talking to himself, poorly, with his alternate Facebook accounts.

Clearly you punched the crazy into him.

[SteveMax58]

PREVERT!!!!!!

[Rizon]

Well, at least you're not an impatient raping pedophile.

[DougW]

Yeah, the whole post is kinda weird. The Rich fella requested to be friends about 6 months ago, so I guess I just assumed he was over it. After all, it's been 20+ years. But, then again, he hasn't spoken to me either.

Anyway, yesterday he posted something about being on the radio for his book, and I went over to his "wall" to read about it. Then I noticed in his recent activity area, it said he had posted .. "the guy who broke my nose in...", and I was obviously curious.

Then I screenshotted what was there. None of it really makes any sense to me, except the last post. I'm not 'friends' with the OP of that post, so I was just assuming there may be other responces that are blocked or something i can't see or whatever, idk.

Who knows, haha.

[Ksyrup]

Does he use your real name in the book? I mean, is this an attempt to publicly embarrass you 20 years later like you did to him, or is it just something he did to make himself feel better by associating you (maybe on a first-name basis) with a scumbag? That would affect my thinking on this- if he is going for somthing malicious, that's one thing. If he's just trying to exact revenge in his own mind, then I'd let it go.

[DougW]

IDK if he named the character after me or what - I haven't checked it out. And, didn't post this to figure out what I should 'do'. Was just something I thought people could have some fun with, and I suppose a little curious to how it would make others feel haha.

All in all, like I said, I find it pretty funny & pretty sad at the same time. I feel really bad that he's apparently carried it with him for 20+ years, and hope this gives him some 'closure' with it. On the other hand, I guess the ass hole in me can't help but to snicker.

[Subby]

My guess is first comment was deleted *after* R.g. (Rocky) Chandler responded with her "hahahaha Awesome!" line (which is annoyingly constructed. Lowercase haha but then we capitalize and punctuate Awesome?)

Then Chris Withey is trying to be funny by annoying Chandler by repeatedly commenting "Hey Rocky...". This is his nerd-doof attempt at getting laid for the second time in his life by a non-relative.

Ernie Gonzalez' comment is obvious serial killer banter.

[lighthousekeeper]

Ernie Gonzalez' comment is obvious serial killer banter.

subby's awesome

[Desnudo]

Still haven't got the back story on the broken nose...Was that before or after you taped his butt cheeks together?

[DougW]

I started to write a 1 star review, but for all I know you could be a total fucking asshole. So I deleted it.

Good look with your patient raping!

This one was much better, hilarious stuff :)

subby's awesome

[DougW]

Still haven't got the back story on the broken nose...Was that before or after you taped his butt cheeks together?

haha. Sorry, no tape. Was just the usual immature HS stuff. I think he asked my girl out or something and we fought.

In his defense though, he was hurt pretty badly. He got knocked out, and fell face first to the concrete - starting having muscle spasms. I was so scared, I drove my car around, tossed him in, and drove him to the hospital.

[Desnudo]

shifting gears for a moment - is R.G. Chandler your ex-girlfriend? She's pretty hot and apparently wild too.

"In 2009, I was one of the first students to earn a B.A. in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing from California State University, San Jose. Not bad for a girl who earned her G.E.D. while doing a stint in county jail. "

[JediKooter]

Steal the book, go to his house on horseback, knock on his door and then when he answers it, break his nose again with his own book.

[larrymcg421]

It has been a while since we've had a thread this good.

[MacroGuru]

shifting gears for a moment - is R.G. Chandler your ex-girlfriend? She's pretty hot and apparently wild too.

"In 2009, I was one of the first students to earn a B.A. in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing from California State University, San Jose. Not bad for a girl who earned her G.E.D. while doing a stint in county jail. "

Are we sure she isn't really a he?

[DougW]

shifting gears for a moment - is R.G. Chandler your ex-girlfriend? She's pretty hot and apparently wild too.

"In 2009, I was one of the first students to earn a B.A. in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing from California State University, San Jose. Not bad for a girl who earned her G.E.D. while doing a stint in county jail. "

No, I don't know the RG Chandler lady.

Update though, I was just talking to a friend about it - and she said he definitely named me. First, middle, and last name. I haven't seen it for myself, but now am pretty curious. My friend very well could be exaggerating, so .. wow, this is almost creeping me out now.

[JediKooter]

I think it's time to hire this guy.

[Passacaglia]

Middle name goes way too far, I think.

[DougW]

Middle name goes way too far, I think.

Well, I go by my middle name - so, First name was over the top to me. Or - would you think that's different because it's my 'first name' ?

[Passacaglia]

No. Assuming you have three names, using all three of them is too much.

[Desnudo]

Well if you are a pedophile serial killer, you need three names.

[JediKooter]

You should just send him a note that says: "You're welcome".

If it wasn't for you breaking his nose, he wouldn't have the antagonist for his book.

[Rizon]

I'd sue for money, then spend the money on hookers and blow.

[DougW]

So, I posted the screenshot on my wall, tagged him, and said .. well, here's another screenshot. It's dead now ? Or, should I have some fun with it ? haha

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/69/unledzn.jpg

[sterlingice]

I'm sorry but even worse is the guy "I still remember when you did that! Damn, you drilled him!" :D

SI

[Dodgerchick]

Yeah, throw some salt on that wound :rolleyes:

[DougW]

Yeah, throw some salt on that wound :rolleyes:

Meh, the situation has torn me quite a bit honestly. On one hand, I'm thinking .. "crazy, grudge-holding, psycho". On the other, I feel really bad that as a direct result of my ass-holio youth, this poor guy was traumatized enough to see me as the biggest 'villian' in his life.

I just reiterated that I'm pleased that he's come to peace with it, and offered my apologies for the trauma it obviously caused him.

On the flip, it's been a very interesting mind-play. Am I a caveman who finds some humor that I was responsible for the guys darkest hour of life ? Is he a psycho that has held on to a grudge from a high school fight for 20 years ?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Am I a caveman who finds some humor that I was responsible for the guys darkest hour of life ? Is he a psycho that has held on to a grudge from a high school fight for 20 years ?

Depends. Was it a fight with some legitimate reason for both sides or were you just being a prick & picking on the poor bastard?

Pretty big difference in him being traumatized by a bully & finding some relief decades later versus being a bit psycho just cause he got his ass kicked in a relatively fair fight.

**the possibility that you were just being a jerk is one I raised only because you referred to it as your "assholio youth". Open for various interpretations but being the class bully is at least a reasonable possibility based on that phrase.

[Scoobz0202]

Yea. It depends the context of the "assholio youth." Fair fight? Whatever. Were you a bully who picked on this guy on a continuous basis? Then you were an asshole, and bullying has shown to reach well beyond the school years.

But I feel you mentioned it was over a girl? Might just be you were possibly a dick, landed a unfortunate perfect punch, and it really hasn't effected his life too much but when writing a book he thought of you for the villain.

[DougW]

Depends. Was it a fight with some legitimate reason for both sides or were you just being a prick & picking on the poor bastard?

Pretty big difference in him being traumatized by a bully & finding some relief decades later versus being a bit psycho just cause he got his ass kicked in a relatively fair fight.

**the possibility that you were just being a jerk is one I raised only because you referred to it as your "assholio youth". Open for various interpretations but being the class bully is at least a reasonable possibility based on that phrase.

Kind of both A & B I suppose.

Yea. It depends the context of the "assholio youth." Fair fight? Whatever. Were you a bully who picked on this guy on a continuous basis? Then you were an asshole, and bullying has shown to reach well beyond the school years.

But I feel you mentioned it was over a girl? Might just be you were possibly a dick, landed a unfortunate perfect punch, and it really hasn't effected his life too much but when writing a book he thought of you for the villain.

I wouldn't say .. 'fair fight' . but I wouldn't really say 'bullying' either.

Truth is, he was "less tough" than I, and I knew it. I was upset that he sent a note asking my GF to go out with him. I confronted him, he wanted nothing to do with anything physical, but I punched him anyway. His head snapped and hit a baseball backstop pole, then he fell, and his head hit the concrete before his body. So, alot of impact to his face.

She had been my girlfriend for 1 yr+ at the time, and I was a protective kid. TBH, I enjoyed fighting, and it was well known. I had a reputation for being a hothead. For instance, during basketball season (I played football and baseball), at school every next week - there was talk of me fighting the other schools kids. Usually defending one of "my schools" kids.

Nonetheless, in hindsight, I should have listened to him. On the other hand, there isn't any doubt he knew I had a temper and chose to give my G-Friend a note asking her out .

As for the "bully" thing. Not really, to be honest. I loved my school & our kids, and felt I was some kind of "protector" of it. I fought often, but rarely in house. Most of my aggression was dealt with people picking on my buds.

[Julio Riddols]

It seems like bygones are trying to be bygones now, so I figure they can be allowed to be that. His lol was enough to tell me hes not too beat up over it any more. Your punch may have just been the worst thing that ever happened to him, so in drawing from life experience to create this character, he had nothing better to go with. To be honest, it sounds like a sweet deal to be immortalized in print (No matter that it is likely nothing significant) for a reasonably trivial event.

[JonInMiddleGA]

FTR, I was grasping for a phrase with the "fair fight" thing. Hell, the only "fair fight" involving me is one where I win & the other guy doesn't. That's "fair" enough for my taste.

What I was shooting for was some notion of the incident being justifiable versus, I dunno, you walking up & hitting the guy in the face with a frying pan randomly or something.

[Noop]

Did he ever date that girl? Because my initial thought was this guy might be flaming.