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Ben E Lou
08-19-2011, 08:20 PM
A bunch of the neighborhood girls have a once-a-month Friday night gathering to play Bunco, LCR, or whatever. Oftentimes afterward there's some sort of "sale." Cover girl, tupperware, jewelry, you name it. The girl hosting invites someone she knows to sell her wares, and the hostess gets a little kickback.

SWMBO is at one of those tonight. LCR is done, and they're now having a "passion party." Yes, someone is there selling "marital aids." And my wife is wonderfully immature when it comes to stuff like this. :D

A few of the texts...

"Ali looks REALLY interested in a bunch of this stuff. Like they need any help!" (Ali just turned 30, and she and her hubby already have four kids.)

"OMG! Cheryl bought a HUGE vibrator and said she's not telling Scott she got it!"

"I am SO junior high. I can't help giggling every time they show something new."

"Hehehe. They have a spray that they say dries up the wet spot. Yeah, right. Tell me when u want me to stop texting u."

"They are talking about the G spot cream. Hee hee."

"This is soooo funny. I wish I could secretly video."

"Jessica is cracking me up! She is a fount of knowledge. Who knew???" (And yes, of the gals in this bunch, I would agree that she seems the most "spinsterly" of the group, despite having two kids. I'm in a Bible Study with her hubby. Definitely wouldn't have her pictured as the fount of knowledge on marital aids.)

kingfc22
08-19-2011, 08:22 PM
HAHAH

Ben E Lou
08-19-2011, 08:23 PM
LOL

"She is now talking about gigi. The 'pleasure sleeve' for you. She just had us close our eyes and stick out our fingers to see how it would be. U would like it. :)"

/me goes to Google "gigi"

JonInMiddleGA
08-19-2011, 08:24 PM
/me goes to Google "gigi"

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Ben E Lou
08-19-2011, 08:28 PM
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RainMaker
08-19-2011, 08:30 PM
I call my Grandma "Gigi" :confused:

RedKingGold
08-19-2011, 08:30 PM
Sounds like someone's getting ready to make someone a lil brother or sister....

Ben E Lou
08-19-2011, 08:31 PM
You can't make this stuff up.....


"They are selling a book called Tickle His Pickle"


I am giggling uncontrollably now.

EagleFan
08-19-2011, 09:15 PM
Thread of the night!

Telle
08-19-2011, 09:19 PM
Wow.. I've only ever been invited to a Mary Kay party. This sounds like MUCH more fun.

sabotai
08-19-2011, 09:20 PM
I call my Grandma "Gigi" :confused:

Yeah, you should probably stop doing that.

Young Drachma
08-19-2011, 09:42 PM
Should make Bible Study interesting on Sunday...

digamma
08-19-2011, 09:46 PM
In all seriousness, if they have the heart shaped heating pad tell her to buy it whatever the cost. Thing is amazing.

(It's one of those crystal heating things where you bend it a certain way and the thing heats up throughout.)

DougW
08-19-2011, 09:52 PM
haha, hilarious stuff.

And Rainmaker - no worries, much better than calling your Gigi "Grandma" :)

johnnyshaka
08-19-2011, 10:03 PM
Hmmm...wonder what the other girls are texting their hubbies...

EagleFan
08-19-2011, 10:10 PM
No posts from Ben in an hour and a half... his wife must have come home.

Autumn
08-19-2011, 10:33 PM
No posts from Ben in an hour and a half... his wife must have come home.

To find him posting her texts on the Internet

Ben E Lou
08-20-2011, 03:35 AM
To find him posting her texts on the InternetHehehe. Nah. She hasn't visited here in years, and she texted me before she was heading home. And it's about 50/50 as to whether she'd be pissed at me or laugh if she saw this thread. ;)