Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 61: Poppy Montgomery.

[DanGarion]

Who the hell is Poppy Montgomery? I don't know. But searching on Google for her it says she is on some show called "Without a Trace" whatever the hell that is. Anyway Jackie from "That 70's Show" scored in at #5 with 88.78%... Go Figure...

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[DanGarion]

http://i.imgur.com/DHWxR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JBVFj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/18jyg.jpg

There appears that there might be nudes out there as well... in case you are into that thing.

[bhlloy]

good call. slightly more obscure but very hot

[EagleFan]

Attractive but I don't know if I would put her in the hot category.

Loved Without a Trace, especially when Roselyn Sanchez joined the cast. She is hot.

[stevew]

Australian too...that should add some bonus points.

[Julio Riddols]

I'm not even gonna vote but I love the shape of her eyebrows.

[EagleFan]

That Stuff Magazine photo may change my mind.

[CrimsonFox]

Got any photos of her when she's not making that "staring into space" look?

[MJ4H]

Obviously hot, but not really by celebrity hot or not standards.

[cougarfreak]

Poppy does it for me. No doubt.

[Suicane75]

Errrrr. I guess I've seen her in stuff where I went "she's a good looking lady". Weird, she's not quite milfy but she's no spring chicken either. She's in the nether world of sexual thoughts, the dangling participle between yes and no. Celebrity hot? Probably not. Would I kick her out of my bed? Of course not. Would she stand out to me in a bar? Probably not. Would she become the focus of my thoughts if I saw her in Walmart? Yes. Gonna have to vote no on this one but it's not like I actively dislike anything about her per se. She's just not on a certain level.

[Suicane75]

Oy, I just saw the results so far. This aint gonna be pretty. I bet there's a lot of bickering back and forth.

[Ksyrup]

My kids call my father-in-law Poppy. This doesn't bode well for my drea---er, nightmares tonight.

[cartman]

If you are going with blondes from CBS procedural dramas, I'd have to go with A.J. Cook, who played Jennifer "J.J." Jareau on Criminal Minds.

[CrimsonFox]

Errrrr. I guess I've seen her in stuff where I went "she's a good looking lady". Weird, she's not quite milfy but she's no spring chicken either. She's in the nether world of sexual thoughts, the dangling participle between yes and no. Celebrity hot? Probably not. Would I kick her out of my bed? Of course not. Would she stand out to me in a bar? Probably not. Would she become the focus of my thoughts if I saw her in Walmart? Yes. Gonna have to vote no on this one but it's not like I actively dislike anything about her per se. She's just not on a certain level.


I keep finding the highlighted part quite hilarious as someone said it for Mila too and I think some others before that. I think a more appropriate phrase would be, "Would she invite you into her bed?" No probably not, unless it was to change the sheets or redesign the wallpaper or do her hair and talk about flower arranging.

Another way of thinking of it is why would you go to fantasy bed with someone you didn't find hot?

I'm not commenting about this particular girl hot or not, just the overuse of the phrase itself. I just find it ridiculous.

[Izulde]

There's just something that's off about her, to where she's not as hot as she should or could be. The sum does not equal the parts.

So I vote Not.

[Suicane75]

If she was in a lineup of girls and I got to ask them to either have sex with me or not, I would ask her, it doesn't mean I think she's HOT.

[EagleFan]

If you are going with blondes from CBS procedural dramas, I'd have to go with A.J. Cook, who played Jennifer "J.J." Jareau on Criminal Minds.

Hell yeah!!! :)

[RomaGoth]

I keep finding the highlighted part quite hilarious as someone said it for Mila too and I think some others before that. I think a more appropriate phrase would be, "Would she invite you into her bed?" No probably not, unless it was to change the sheets or redesign the wallpaper or do her hair and talk about flower arranging.

Another way of thinking of it is why would you go to fantasy bed with someone you didn't find hot?

I'm not commenting about this particular girl hot or not, just the overuse of the phrase itself. I just find it ridiculous.

Common misconception: attractive women are above the rest of the general population and want nothing to do with us outside of general labor. I have dated women hotter than most of the women we have been voting on here, and guess what? If you actually approach one, be yourself, and don't act like a nerdy text-simmer, you might be surprised at what happens. ;)

[RomaGoth]

My kids call my father-in-law Poppy. This doesn't bode well for my drea---er, nightmares tonight.

Seriously? My kids call their father-in-law Poppy as well. I had never heard of this before I met my wife. Weird.

[Suicane75]

Common misconception: attractive women are above the rest of the general population and want nothing to do with us outside of general labor. I have dated women hotter than most of the women we have been voting on here, and guess what? If you actually approach one, be yourself, and don't act like a nerdy text-simmer, you might be surprised at what happens. ;)

But wut about my pmples and backfarts? hot girls are stick up!

[cartman]

be yourself, and don't act like a nerdy text-simmer

divide by zero error

[cougarfreak]

I keep finding the highlighted part quite hilarious as someone said it for Mila too and I think some others before that. I think a more appropriate phrase would be, "Would she invite you into her bed?" No probably not, unless it was to change the sheets or redesign the wallpaper or do her hair and talk about flower arranging.

Another way of thinking of it is why would you go to fantasy bed with someone you didn't find hot?

I'm not commenting about this particular girl hot or not, just the overuse of the phrase itself. I just find it ridiculous.

Common misconception: attractive women are above the rest of the general population and want nothing to do with us outside of general labor. I have dated women hotter than most of the women we have been voting on here, and guess what? If you actually approach one, be yourself, and don't act like a nerdy text-simmer, you might be surprised at what happens. ;)

Dreams don't count pal.

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[RomaGoth]

She is attractive but not hot.

[cuervo72]

Common misconception: attractive women are above the rest of the general population and want nothing to do with us outside of general labor. I have dated women hotter than most of the women we have been voting on here, and guess what? If you actually approach one, be yourself, and don't act like a nerdy text-simmer, you might be surprised at what happens. ;)

Probably find myself replacing shingles on her roof.

[Scoobz0202]

I don't think I've ever voted no.

I must have no standards. :( ... or should I :) ?

[Ksyrup]

Seriously? My kids call their father-in-law Poppy as well. I had never heard of this before I met my wife. Weird.

Where are they from? My wife's family is from Jersey. I'd never heard that, either. That, and "doing the warsh."

[cartman]

The other one I've started hearing recently is 'Pop-Pop'.

[Suicane75]

The other one I've started hearing recently is 'Pop-Pop'.

Just the fact that you're calling it that tells me you're not ready.

[RomaGoth]

Probably find myself replacing shingles on her roof.

On the bright side, that is how porn sometimes starts....:D

[RomaGoth]

Where are they from? My wife's family is from Jersey. I'd never heard that, either. That, and "doing the warsh."

Arizona. Never heard of "doing the warsh."

[Suburban Rhythm]

Warsh is a Pittsburghese word. Also known as 'woosh' too. And even wash sometimes.

[cartman]

Just the fact that you're calling it that tells me you're not ready.

Usually takes about 30 minutes to be ready between pops.

[CrimsonFox]

On the bright side, that is how porn sometimes starts....:D

I totally misread that. Thoguht was saying something about her having Shingles or something. Maybe a shingles fetish...

[CrimsonFox]

Usually takes about 30 minutes to be ready between pops.

or do you call it 'soda'

[CrimsonFox]

Here's her walking and talking...

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[JonInMiddleGA]

Warsh is a Pittsburghese word. Also known as 'woosh' too. And even wash sometimes.

Hmm ... I heard "warsh" growing up, typically from grandparent-aged persons or older. And I knew no Pittsburghers that I can recall, so there's gotta be some broader explanation I think.

[cuervo72]

On the bright side, that is how porn sometimes starts....:D

Also sometimes how traction starts.

[CrimsonFox]

Hmmm.... a new show. She's not looking too good here.

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[Izulde]

Hmm ... I heard "warsh" growing up, typically from grandparent-aged persons or older. And I knew no Pittsburghers that I can recall, so there's gotta be some broader explanation I think.

Googling suggests this theory:

Their immigrant ancestors were the urban middle-class British. These British English speakers tend to say [warsh], [lawr], etc. It is overcompensation in a dialect where the R is regularly (yes, regularly, governed by rule) lost after the sound AH: car become [cah], marsh become [mahsh], and so on.

At some point some influential speakers of this dialect became aware they were dropping the Rs and tried to replace them. However, since they had never heard them from their parents, they didn’t know where to put them. As a result, they tended to put Rs after every AH sound, whether they were supposed to be there or not.

[Radii]

Hmm ... I heard "warsh" growing up, typically from grandparent-aged persons or older. And I knew no Pittsburghers that I can recall, so there's gotta be some broader explanation I think.

+1

[MrBug708]

She looks 10x better as a blond than she does as her reddish brown hair color. I almost want to vote no because of "Poppy" being her name

[BillJasper]

Got any photos of her when she's not making that "staring into space" look?

Nice body, but she does seem a bit dead in the eyes. Not.

[spleen1015]

About half of you guys are broken.

[SteveMax58]

I voted not. I'm sure everybody has their own personal rules or criteria for voting but here's mine.

If by some crazy situation of events I had a very real shot with her and she was all over me...and I had to decline and give the old "Sorry, I'm married" response...would part of me think, "Dam...WTF did you do that for?!"

Another barometer for me is whether I think there is a possibility of being so attracted to this woman in a real life social environment that I'd have difficulty actually having a conversation with her. Certainly in a professional environment you have a very real purpose to have a conversation so your not entirely on "that" train of thoughts but in a social or non-forced situation like a bar/club or party of sorts, it can be a lot different.

In this case, she's very attractive & all but I don't see her hotness as being overwhelming in any way. I don't know her from her acting roles though, so maybe that's why its completely based on her looks. And by that standard, she's simply a very attractive woman...but not Celeb HOT.

[Logan]

Where are they from? My wife's family is from Jersey. I'd never heard that, either. That, and "doing the warsh."

I called my grandfather (mother's side) Poppy. They were from Brooklyn. I thought maybe it was a Jewish thing.

[Ksyrup]

Must be a NE thing. That's what I figured. I give her shit about that and some other interesting pronunciations all the time.

[Chief Rum]

Where are they from? My wife's family is from Jersey. I'd never heard that, either. That, and "doing the warsh."

It's odd that this is something you guys have never heard of. Around here in CA, it's pretty common.

Of course, here, it's "Papi", which is Spanish for "Dad" or "Pop" or whatever.

While y'all folks might be white, it wouldn't surprise me if that title started forward from the Spanish version.

[Chief Rum]

BTW, this girl is a good example of a chick who is super hot when you see her moving around and not so much in pictures.

[Landshark44]

You guys that voted no are nuts.....

poppy montgomery - Google Search (http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=794&q=poppy+montgomery&gbv=2&oq=poppy+montgomery&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=1&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=1403l5880l0l12589l16l16l0l6l6l0l223l1536l1.6.3l10l0)

[Rizon]

I think I may have suggested Poppy like 3 years ago. She looked like a girl I was dating at the time.

[RomaGoth]

Of course, here, it's "Papi", which is Spanish for "Dad" or "Pop" or whatever.

Hah, I was with a Puerto Rican girl that called me that. We didn't last long.

[RomaGoth]

You guys that voted no are nuts.....

poppy montgomery - Google Search (http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=794&q=poppy+montgomery&gbv=2&oq=poppy+montgomery&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=1&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=1403l5880l0l12589l16l16l0l6l6l0l223l1536l1.6.3l10l0)

They're the same people that voted yes on pre-pubescent Mila Kunis and her shapeless "body."

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

http://www.thehigherplane.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mila-kunis-hot12-465x387.jpeg

I voted "no" for both of them. Neither does it for me, although I find them both attractive, neither is "hot" in my opinion.

I would agree, however, that the usage of "shapeless" is being horribly misrepresented here.

[CrimsonFox]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

http://www.thehigherplane.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mila-kunis-hot12-465x387.jpeg

+10000000000000 :)

[CrimsonFox]

They're the same people that voted yes on pre-pubescent Mila Kunis and her shapeless "body."

There's no crying in Hot or Not!

[spleen1015]

I nominated her because I am watching Unforgettable and there are times while watching for some reason the way she looks or talks gets the fire going, you know what I mean? :D

[DanGarion]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

http://www.thehigherplane.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mila-kunis-hot12-465x387.jpeg

You realize that picture looks airbrushed.... right?

[Autumn]

She's got good looking breasts, is in nice shape, but nothing else about her does it for me, so doesn't make the celebrity hot line. I think about it this way, if I saw pictures of her posted on some blog, would I spend the time looking at them. Nope. Most of it for me is in the face. This woman looks rather bland, and horribly bored. Does she ever smile?

[CrimsonFox]

You realize that picture looks airbrushed.... right?

You realize POppy's boobs are too? :)

She's got good looking breasts, is in nice shape, but nothing else about her does it for me, so doesn't make the celebrity hot line. I think about it this way, if I saw pictures of her posted on some blog, would I spend the time looking at them. Nope. Most of it for me is in the face. This woman looks rather bland, and horribly bored. Does she ever smile?

That's just it. The only thing worth looking at is her breasts. Even the clips of her in real life I saw, there was no hot or seductive quality for me, just the perfect rack. Made me think that they were a purchased rack.
Take away the rack and whattaya got?

[EagleFan]

Decided to go with Hot just because she needs to get a little more love that the current vote. She's no Hoffs but I would take her over that last girl any day of the week.

[Matthean]

Does she ever smile?

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/poppy-montgomery-11.jpg

[Autumn]

Thank you. She looks much better there.

[CrimsonFox]

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/poppy-montgomery-11.jpg
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[Chief Rum]

You realize that picture looks airbrushed.... right?

I didn't know you could airbrush in shapes. ;)

[DanGarion]

You realize that pretty much all pictures of celebrities are airbrushed.... right?

Posed pictures for photo shoots yes. But usually those from movies or from out in public aren't.

[Eaglesfan27]

BTW, this girl is a good example of a chick who is super hot when you see her moving around and not so much in pictures.

Absolutely correct. Loved poppy on without a trace. Definitely on my hot list.

[Pumpy Tudors]

the hell kind of name is poppy

[Rizon]

the hell kind of name is pumpy

/Agree

[RomaGoth]

the hell kind of name is poppy

see post #36

[Pumpy Tudors]

so i see how this works
i scratch your back, you stick a knife in mine

[spleen1015]

I can't believe you guys have her in Lindsay Lohan territory.

[CrimsonFox]

Posed pictures for photo shoots yes. But usually those from movies or from out in public aren't.


and except for all those photos which are stills FROM movies they sign at cons and shit.

[MrBug708]

I voted yes because there is no way in hell she should be behind, much less this far behind, Emma Stone

[MrBug708]

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/poppy-montgomery-11.jpg

this is actually a great picture and an easy yes. Reddish/brown hair and she is a no

[Izulde]

Crooked teeth and the beginnings of a double chin? Even more Not.

[Julio Riddols]

These threads should be titled celebrity haught or naught.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I have looked, and thus declareth that she is not!

[Raiders Army]

I can't believe Sofia Vergara hasn't been nominated...and yet this chick (whom I voted hot) made it already.

[stevew]

The turn around process is way too slow

[DanGarion]

The turn around process is way too slow

Complaints, complaints. I'm trying to not inundate the board with a dozen hot or not posts at the same time, it seems as though most would actually appreciate that... :P

[Landshark44]

More evidence of hotness....

Barstool Sports: Wake Up with Poppy Montgomery (http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_poppy_montgomery/1659/)

[korme]

The problem I have for these polls is that each creepy member of this board has some upstanding thought process of hot or not, where in fact I'm just viewing it as "if asked to hump, yes or no". i don't know if i've ever voted no

[MrBug708]

Complaints, complaints. I'm trying to not inundate the board with a dozen hot or not posts at the same time, it seems as though most would actually appreciate that... :P

Three days man, three days

[EagleFan]

The problem I have for these polls is that each creepy member of this board has some upstanding thought process of hot or not, where in fact I'm just viewing it as "if asked to hump, yes or no". i don't know if i've ever voted no

There's a difference between "hot" and "I'd bang her".

[korme]

is there?

[EagleFan]

More evidence of hotness....

Barstool Sports: Wake Up with Poppy Montgomery (http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_poppy_montgomery/1659/)

Thank you.

[EagleFan]

is there?

Yes. There are plenty of women that I know that fall in the category that I would sleep with if the chance arose and I wasn't married but that doesn't mean that I would call them hot.

But hotness is in the eye of the beholder.

[korme]

There's a difference between "hot" and "I'd bang her".

whats your ratio of hot chicks to slammed chicks? just curious. because if you're voting no... then props for the gargoyles you're taking home, and for the pride you have in finally saying through a message board, no chick, you are NOT hot!

[CrimsonFox]

whats your ratio of hot chicks to slammed chicks? just curious. because if you're voting no... then props for the gargoyles you're taking home, and for the pride you have in finally saying through a message board, no chick, you are NOT hot!


wow someone's bitter.

[Suicane75]

Hey Shorty, wanna hump?

[jbergey22]

Some picky internet geeks in the FOF forums. Im having a hard time believing she is floating around 50 percent with some of ? that have been voted higher.

[RedKingGold]

I voted yes to Shorty.

[CrimsonFox]

But hotness is in the eye of the beholder.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/iw12102004Beholder.jpg

HOT!

[Autumn]

I don't understand how some people still don't get these polls. Why would we bother having a poll for "Would you bang this fairly attractive famous celebrity?" Everybody would say yes, except for the trolls, and pretty soon we'd all be saying "stop posting this ridiculous poll."

clearly these polls are about "which of these attractive celebrities do you find ridiculously hot?" Think about it as ranking them against other celebrities, not against the ugly chicks at your office.

Maybe you guys that vote Hot for everyone can start a "Hotter than your mom?" poll for celebrities.

[Buccaneer]

Sports fans like to rank things, coming with value criteria of why one team should be ranked higher than another.

Banging any of these chicks is not one of my criteria, I'm married and I believe it's wrong to do that. Thus, I judge on photographic appeal and talent.

[Autumn]

More evidence of hotness....

Barstool Sports: Wake Up with Poppy Montgomery (http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_poppy_montgomery/1659/)

Also these did not sway me at all. There are a billion hot bodies out there, and she's one of them, but her face does not do it for me at all.

[mckerney]

I don't understand how some people still don't get these polls. Why would we bother having a poll for "Would you bang this fairly attractive famous celebrity?" Everybody would say yes, except for the trolls, and pretty soon we'd all be saying "stop posting this ridiculous poll."

clearly these polls are about "which of these attractive celebrities do you find ridiculously hot?" Think about it as ranking them against other celebrities, not against the ugly chicks at your office.

Maybe you guys that vote Hot for everyone can start a "Hotter than your mom?" poll for celebrities.

The posts we see in every one of these polls are like if in every weekly NFL thread we had people posting, "You want to criticize Tim Tebow as an quarterback? Well, I guess you've got NFL scouts pounding down your door everyday. We've got a bunch of guys who couldn't even crack second string in high school football being tough guys who finally get pride by going on a message board and saying NO TEBOW, you aren't a good football player."

[Commo_Soldier]

Also these did not sway me at all. There are a billion hot bodies out there, and she's one of them, but her face does not do it for me at all.

+1

[CrimsonFox]

I don't understand how some people still don't get these polls. Why would we bother having a poll for "Would you bang this fairly attractive famous celebrity?" Everybody would say yes, except for the trolls, and pretty soon we'd all be saying "stop posting this ridiculous poll."

clearly these polls are about "which of these attractive celebrities do you find ridiculously hot?" Think about it as ranking them against other celebrities, not against the ugly chicks at your office.

Maybe you guys that vote Hot for everyone can start a "Hotter than your mom?" poll for celebrities.


But your mom is so hot Autumn!

[CrimsonFox]

Hotumn!

[Autumn]

But you mom is so hot Autumn!

I'd still be voting Not!

[DaddyTorgo]

If you are going with blondes from CBS procedural dramas, I'd have to go with A.J. Cook, who played Jennifer "J.J." Jareau on Criminal Minds.

Yes yes - a thousand times yes!!!! She needs a damn poll.

And FYI - she's back on the show now. :D

[korme]

Hey Shorty, wanna hump?

again?