View Full Version : Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 63: Zooey Deschanel
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 11:10 AM
I wasn't too far off with my 78% prediction for Ms. Chriqui, she was able to get 82.78% in a hard fought battle for hotness. Now whose the New Girl? Oh it's Zooey Deschanel! Star of some movies and now a star of her own show "The New Girl" Tuesday nights on FOX at 9PM or 8PM central. My prediction is although she is cute, she won't get everyone's loins going and she will end up around 71%
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DanGarion
11-17-2011, 11:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dIbhw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0oOw0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8qK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HsMfq.jpg
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 11:13 AM
reserved for punching people in the face because zooey is not a damn name
spoiler alert redkinggold is attracted to people with stupid names
-pumpy
RedKingGold
11-17-2011, 11:15 AM
Big crush on Zooey. She's the kind of girl I'm personally most attracted to.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 11:17 AM
Cute but not hot. And what the hell is the deal with her hands in the air in these pics?
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 11:17 AM
I'm not 100% sure if the picture of her in the pink dress is actually Zooey or the girl from Bones... someone needs to post that graphic that shows the 9 celebrities that look exactly alike that includes Zooey.
Young Drachma
11-17-2011, 11:18 AM
The girl from Bones is her sister.
jeff061
11-17-2011, 11:20 AM
Straight fugly.
And annoying as hell.
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 11:21 AM
The girl from Bones is her sister.
Oh shit, no wonder they look alike, that doesn't explain Katy Perry though...
BrianD
11-17-2011, 11:22 AM
Emily is definitely the hotter sister. Something about the eyes and the constant deer-in-the-headlights look that makes me say not.
Rizon
11-17-2011, 11:27 AM
Good God no. I use to think she was cute as hell in pictures, but when I saw that TV show New Chick ... omg ... absolutely not hot, and has a voice like a drunk robot.
Logan
11-17-2011, 11:27 AM
Cute, not hot. Also annoying. Stop singing woman.
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 11:27 AM
My absolute #1.
she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap
BYU 14
11-17-2011, 11:28 AM
Nope
Rizon
11-17-2011, 11:28 AM
I'm not 100% sure if the picture of her in the pink dress is actually Zooey or the girl from Bones... someone needs to post that graphic that shows the 9 celebrities that look exactly alike that includes Zooey.
...
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 11:29 AM
she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap
:lol:
Grover
11-17-2011, 11:32 AM
Definitely a No.
she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap
WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS*
*I will fill your vagina with poison cement
GrantDawg
11-17-2011, 11:33 AM
I am very worried about the people on this board if they think she is not hot. Pretty face, beautiful eyes, smoking body, all checks. WTH?
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 11:33 AM
WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS*
*I will fill your vagina with poison cement
hi ho
hi ho
it's off to lake fuck we go
jeff061
11-17-2011, 11:36 AM
I am very worried about the people on this board if they think she is not hot. Pretty face, beautiful eyes, smoking body, all checks. WTH?
Passable body. Other than that.....drunken robot with downs syndrome.
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 11:37 AM
She's not hot to me. In my town, there are at least a hundred guys who look just like her. She ain't all that.
Fidatelo
11-17-2011, 11:38 AM
I think she's hot as a brunette, but does nothing for me in that pic with blonde hair. And I normally prefer blondes. Weird.
PackerFanatic
11-17-2011, 11:40 AM
Big crush on Zooey. She's the kind of girl I'm personally most attracted to.
+1
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 11:52 AM
I think she's hot as a brunette, but does nothing for me in that pic with blonde hair. And I normally prefer blondes. Weird.
I love dark hair, but I actually thought she looked great in that picture as a blonde. Mindf*ck!
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 11:52 AM
I may have underestimated my %, I'd like to restrike my prediction at 54%.
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 11:53 AM
The girl from Bones is her sister.
Really? Huh. Had no idea. Never saw the show, never knew the name, all I've seen is the commercials.
For several years, I've tried to wrap my mind around the fact that the lead chick from Bones looks stunningly similar to the lead chick from Silk Stalkings, a show that is basically the precursor of Bones (man/woman cop team solves murders together, falls in love several seasons in), and now THIS?
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnR5vLSmZ0R-PYtMtVhx7CeyhVu65xsGqxggH_OBubsMotJEi2Aghttp://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPEnBfA8BIosM0gSCCPJYnq0z3E7zeBSOgGYhtVBwH7Rj2SxVlYg
Just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.
Rizon
11-17-2011, 11:57 AM
Just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.
Holy CRAP!!!
(still looks better than the Daschenel sisters, though [even combined])
Kodos
11-17-2011, 11:58 AM
Cute, but not hot.
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 12:10 PM
Holy CRAP!!!
(still looks better than the Daschenel sisters, though [even combined])
She kinda looks like a cross between a fat Rizzo from Grease and an old Justine Bateman now.
Ryan S
11-17-2011, 12:12 PM
A few months back I probably would have said "Cute, but not hot", but after seeing New Girl I have to say "Annoying".
Her sister is far better looking (though I am not sure if I would describe her as hot)
Brownkeg8
11-17-2011, 12:12 PM
just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.
was a silk stalking fan as well and never expected to see that decline in hotness. HOLY SHIT!
Jeez guys. Well let's try this.
Just don't, um, send me $1,000.
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 12:14 PM
I loved that show. As ridiculous as it was (Captain Lipshitz, etc.), they pushed the boundaries just about as far as anyone back in the early-mid 90s. The plotlines for CSI and other shows have nothing on the stuff they were showing a decade earlier. If there wasn't a stripper or lesbian somehow involved with the murder, it was a disappointment.
Suicane75
11-17-2011, 12:17 PM
I am going to vote "Not Hot" based on the fact that I do not find her hot.
I am going to vote "Not Hot" based on the fact that I do not find her hot.
This makes absolutely no sense. Can someone box Suicane for a few days?
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:22 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/WEuVxh7BEn3t0zlxSA0pPFMho1_500.jpg
This is one I can understand a Not vote for, since she's definitely more in the Cute/Pretty zone than Hot. But black haired, blue-eyed girls are my Kryptonite, and while I wouldn't describe her as Hot she deserves some hot, hot loving. I would pick her as a date over most of the other chicks in these polls. So Hot!
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:24 PM
http://www.thenetwerk.com/wp-content/gallery/zooey-deschanel/big_zooey-deschanel-1uyo.jpg
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:24 PM
http://th61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/monetbaker/delaneymm8.png
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 12:27 PM
If there is visible cleavage it's Katy Perry.
I'm actually surprised it's going this low but considering the showings of Kat Dennings and Emma Stone I guess anything is possible.
jeff061
11-17-2011, 12:27 PM
After a quick skim, I can say I find her far less attractive than everyone on the historical list.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:28 PM
Another one that it's about the eyes. You have to like those big wide eyes I think to be into her.
http://cdn.hometheaterforum.com/2/28/28cc9730_htf_imgcache_37968.jpeg
larrymcg421
11-17-2011, 12:29 PM
After a quick skim, I can say I find her far less attractive than everyone on the historical list.
Funny, I find her more attractive than 9 of the top 10.
We are approaching 50% Katy Perry pictures ITT already.
Rizon
11-17-2011, 12:29 PM
I typed "Zooey Deschanel" sexy into Google Images and it came back with
Your search - "Zooey Deschanel" sexy - did not match any documents.
Buccaneer
11-17-2011, 12:32 PM
Should have put her hot sister up instead.
cody8200
11-17-2011, 12:32 PM
I think she is pretty, just not "hot".
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:33 PM
We are approaching 50% Katy Perry pictures ITT already.
Which ones do you think are Katy? I don't see any.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:34 PM
Should have put her hot sister up instead.
I don't think her sister's very attractive at all.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:36 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/flying_horses/zooey/600full-zooey-deschanel-17.jpg
cuervo72
11-17-2011, 12:39 PM
I typed "Zooey Deschanel" sexy into Google Images and it came back with
Your search - "Zooey Deschanel" sexy - did not match any documents.
Interesting, because I got this:
Related searches: zooey deschanel hot zooey deschanel elf zooey deschanel hair zooey deschanel and emily deschanel zooey deschanel blonde
Semantics I guess.
JediKooter
11-17-2011, 12:42 PM
I'd do her.
jbergey22
11-17-2011, 12:45 PM
I may have underestimated my %, I'd like to restrike my prediction at 54%.
Yeah you will have to start aiming lower. Its not "cool" to vote yes.
Buccaneer
11-17-2011, 12:46 PM
I don't think her sister's very attractive at all.
I think it goes back to the polarity of jaw lines. Some like pointy jaws, some like squarer jaws. While the mesmerizing eyes are the same, I just like Emily a lot better.
Buccaneer
11-17-2011, 12:46 PM
Yeah you will have to start aiming lower. Its not "cool" to vote yes.
Or not give predictions at all?
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 12:47 PM
For several years, I've tried to wrap my mind around the fact that the lead chick from Bones looks stunningly similar to the lead chick from Silk Stalkings, a show that is basically the precursor of Bones (man/woman cop team solves murders together, falls in love several seasons in), and now THIS?
Wait, I thought Hunter was the precursor to Bones?
http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Hunter-logo.JPG
JediKooter
11-17-2011, 12:48 PM
Hunter was AWESOME!
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 12:53 PM
Wait, I thought Hunter was the precursor to Bones?
http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Hunter-logo.JPG
I don't know, I never watched that one. My favorite back then was Remington Steele. Did they eventually hit the sack?
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 12:55 PM
Yeah you will have to start aiming lower. Its not "cool" to vote yes.
She was cool two weeks ago when sportsdig ran the poll...
Autumn
11-17-2011, 12:55 PM
Wow, I forgot how many crappy TV shows I used to waste my childhood watching.
Did Silk Stalkings actually have a plot? I thought it was just the show you watched hoping somehow or other they'd have nudity.
jeff061
11-17-2011, 12:58 PM
.Did Silk Stalkings actually have a plot? I thought it was just the show you watched hoping somehow or other they'd have nudity.
Yeah, this was why I watched it.
Suicane75
11-17-2011, 12:58 PM
Yeah you will have to start aiming lower. Its not "cool" to vote yes.
Or maybe people just don't find this bug eyed, squeaky voiced, little fidget all that hot.
But I've said too much.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 01:00 PM
I don't know, I never watched that one. My favorite back then was Remington Steele. Did they eventually hit the sack?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say hell yes.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjic2lwnR1qbtu9d.gif
jeff061
11-17-2011, 01:00 PM
She reminds me of the neighbor girl in American Horror Story.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 01:00 PM
Wow, I forgot how many crappy TV shows I used to waste my childhood watching.
Did Silk Stalkings actually have a plot? I thought it was just the show you watched hoping somehow or other they'd have nudity.
.
Yeah, this was why I watched it.
+1
Suicane75
11-17-2011, 01:05 PM
The chick on Hunter is probably the reason I like women to beat me up today.
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 01:06 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say hell yes.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjic2lwnR1qbtu9d.gif
No no. I'm talking about Hunter. I watched Remington Steele.
Chief Rum
11-17-2011, 01:07 PM
I thought that was the whole point of Silk Stalkings. Any actual storyline or interesting investigation was accidental.
jeff061
11-17-2011, 01:09 PM
I watched Silk Stalkings with a friend once, he said he was uncomfortable watching it with people. That about sums it up.
jbergey22
11-17-2011, 01:15 PM
Or maybe people just don't find this bug eyed, squeaky voiced, little fidget all that hot.
But I've said too much.
In general the voting is favoring the Nos now. I have no idea what her voice sounds like. I just thought she looks good enough to get above 50 percent in the hotness vote.
compare some of the above 50 percent from the voting 5-6 years ago to now and It would appear to me the trend is voting more Nos.
I guess what I am saying is if Elisha got thrown out there again today I dont think she would get close to as high of a vote.
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 01:15 PM
I thought that was the whole point of Silk Stalkings. Any actual storyline or interesting investigation was accidental.
And when they decided to get into a substantive storyline, they destroyed the show. Having them sleep together changed the entire dynamic, and then they went and got her pregnant and killed him. It was as if they realized their mistake too late and decided to crumple up the piece of paper and start over. But it was never the same, especially with the series of buffoons they replaced them with.
I hope for the sake of Bones fans the writers don't destroy the show the same way.
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 01:17 PM
In general the voting is favoring the Nos now. I have no idea what her voice sounds like. I just thought she looks good enough to get above 50 percent in the hotness vote.
compare some of the above 50 percent from the voting 5-6 years ago to now and It would appear to me the trend is voting more Nos.
I guess what I am saying is if Elisha got thrown out there again today I dont think she would get close to as high of a vote.
And this was one of the reasons I had wanted to make a new list. But I've added years so we know when they were from.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 01:18 PM
And when they decided to get into a substantive storyline, they destroyed the show. Having them sleep together changed the entire dynamic, and then they went and got her pregnant and killed him. It was as if they realized their mistake too late and decided to crumple up the piece of paper and start over. But it was never the same, especially with the series of buffoons they replaced them with.
I hope for the sake of Bones fans the writers don't destroy the show the same way.
The fact that you remember anything that happened in this show is kind of blowing my mind.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 01:20 PM
I like that DanGarion's got Kate Upton twice in the pending polls. It foreshadows the way that she is twice as hot as other earthlings.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 01:20 PM
I watched Silk Stalkings with a friend once, he said he was uncomfortable watching it with people. That about sums it up.
La Femme Nikita was much more fun to watch alone.
Abe Sargent
11-17-2011, 01:23 PM
Cute, but not hot
ISiddiqui
11-17-2011, 01:23 PM
Insanely hot and I am ultra sad that 50% of posters here don't think so.
Ksyrup
11-17-2011, 01:24 PM
The fact that you remember anything that happened in this show is kind of blowing my mind.
It left an indelible impression. :)
Heck, I still remember how Rob Estes got killed - I'm pretty sure he was playing street hockey and some dudes gunned him down.
Suicane75
11-17-2011, 01:25 PM
Now Kate Upton, she can pend my pole twice.
I'm pretty sure he was playing street hockey and some dudes gunned him down.
This is one of the dangers of street hockey.
Rizon
11-17-2011, 01:27 PM
I like that DanGarion's got Kate Upton twice in the pending polls. It foreshadows the way that she is twice as hot as other earthlings.
This
EagleFan
11-17-2011, 01:35 PM
In general the voting is favoring the Nos now. I have no idea what her voice sounds like. I just thought she looks good enough to get above 50 percent in the hotness vote.
compare some of the above 50 percent from the voting 5-6 years ago to now and It would appear to me the trend is voting more Nos.
I guess what I am saying is if Elisha got thrown out there again today I dont think she would get close to as high of a vote.
I don't believe this is the case. How else can you explain that annoying girl from that 70's show getting an insanely high hot vote recently?
BrianD
11-17-2011, 01:37 PM
I'm curious how this vote would have turned out if it had been done before New Girl came out. I can certainly see my vote being different then.
Rizon
11-17-2011, 01:39 PM
I'm curious how this vote would have turned out if it had been done before New Girl came out. I can certainly see my vote being different then.
I've never seen her move or speak before that show, so I only saw her in pictures I ran across (not pictures I was searching for). I thought she was super cute. But seeing her move and speak, and actively looking for pictures of her, it changed my mind pretty quick.
EagleFan
11-17-2011, 01:43 PM
Holy ****; I just really looked at that chart for the first time (more than just a casual glance). When was J-Lo voted on and how on earth did she get just 44%? She is freaking beautiful.
Izulde
11-17-2011, 01:43 PM
One of the biggest Nots in the history of this poll.
spleen1015
11-17-2011, 01:53 PM
If you don't have curves, you've got to have an exotic look to you, like Mila.
Not.
BillJasper
11-17-2011, 02:25 PM
She's passable as a brunette but definitely 'Not Hot'.
larrymcg421
11-17-2011, 02:26 PM
Insanely hot and I am ultra sad that 50% of posters here don't think so.
This.
Scoobz0202
11-17-2011, 02:30 PM
Insanely hot and I am ultra sad that 50% of posters here don't think so.
Yea. She and Natalie Portman are my 1-2 in terms of celebrity crushes. Different strokes for different folks.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 02:36 PM
Different strokes for different folks.
That's what she said!
Ryan S
11-17-2011, 02:47 PM
I guess what I am saying is if Elisha got thrown out there again today I dont think she would get close to as high of a vote.
I have no idea how Elisha Cuthbert is anywhere near the top of this poll. She is not even the hottest blonde in her own TV show.
Brownkeg8
11-17-2011, 02:50 PM
I have no idea how Elisha Cuthbert is anywhere near the top of this poll. She is not even the hottest blonde in her own TV show.
believe that was right around the time she was in the girl next door and old school. Personally thought she was outstanding at that time, but doesn't have the same sex appeal now as back then.
FBPro
11-17-2011, 02:54 PM
Cute but not hot. And what the hell is the deal with her hands in the air in these pics?
+1
JediKooter
11-17-2011, 03:11 PM
Holy ****; I just really looked at that chart for the first time (more than just a casual glance). When was J-Lo voted on and how on earth did she get just 44%? She is freaking beautiful.
You sir, must have not seen her boobs before...definitely, and I mean DEFINITELY, not hot.
Pyser
11-17-2011, 03:11 PM
not just hot, but also likable in that "wife material" sort of way (unlike most women in these polls)
also super talented, making her even more hot, as an actress and musician
finally, funny (i think new girl is the funniest show on network tv right now). in conclusion, ridiculously hot to me
Pyser
11-17-2011, 03:12 PM
dola, also zooey is newly single. making her EVEN HOTTER. she just keeps going up here, people.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 03:26 PM
Psyer just forum-gasmed on us.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 03:26 PM
You sir, must have not seen her boobs before...definitely, and I mean DEFINITELY, not hot.
J-Lo has boobs? LIES!!!!
JediKooter
11-17-2011, 03:29 PM
J-Lo has boobs? LIES!!!!
"Technically" they are boobs. I would classify them as loaves of flat-ish bread with burnt silver dollar pancakes.
Logan
11-17-2011, 03:31 PM
I thought Kate Upton was very hot in her "not as done up" modeling pics, which I thought she was pretty but not smoking like in her more casual pics (and the Dougie video). Then my buddy showed me a pic he snapped of her coming out of their apartment building. Pretty rough.
Side note: Mark Sanchez has been fucking her. He likes his teenagers.
Young Drachma
11-17-2011, 03:34 PM
Some future list nominations:
Paula Patton
Gabrielle Union
Sanaa Lathan
Zoe Kravitz
Michelle Obama
"Technically" they are boobs. I would classify them as loaves of flat-ish bread with burnt silver dollar pancakes.
This ... I don't even ... it doesn't even make me hungry.
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 03:59 PM
Some future list nominations:
Paula Patton
Gabrielle Union
Sanaa Lathan
Zoe Kravitz
Michelle Obama
Nominations won't be accepted till we get down to 10 on the future poll list.
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 04:04 PM
ice cold
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 04:04 PM
Claire Huxtable
MrBug708
11-17-2011, 04:05 PM
For some reason Zooey does it for me, even though my brain is telling me "She dresses like a hipster", which is pretty much a no. This is an out of the ordinary yes for me
MrBug708
11-17-2011, 04:06 PM
I'm hoping to get Freida Pinto on the list. I have a feeling she might make top 5. And maybe we'll get a Neuqua sighting :)
Autumn
11-17-2011, 04:26 PM
I'm hoping to get Freida Pinto on the list. I have a feeling she might make top 5. And maybe we'll get a Neuqua sighting :)
You are deluded my friend.
Fidatelo
11-17-2011, 04:26 PM
Is it too late to get Tea Leoni ranked? Her voice is crazy sexy. Although she might be about 55 at this point, I have no idea, I'm thinking back to when she was on some TV show as a reporter or something.
Have we ever done one for Bar Refaeli? I think she's the hottest woman on the planet...
JediKooter
11-17-2011, 04:32 PM
This ... I don't even ... it doesn't even make me hungry.
Exactly.
To whoever is left out there that hasn't seen them yet...just don't watch the movie U-Turn. That's the only warning you get.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 04:44 PM
Have we ever done one for Bar Refaeli? I think she's the hottest woman on the planet...
+1
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 04:47 PM
the fuck kind of name is bar
sounds like a wrestler
Autumn
11-17-2011, 04:48 PM
"Technically" they are boobs. I would classify them as loaves of flat-ish bread with burnt silver dollar pancakes.
I hate pancake breasts. Ladies, I love you all. But not the ones with pancake tits.
the fuck kind of name is bar
sounds like a wrestler
Dammit Pumpy. I'm voting 'NOT' on Zach now.
Autumn
11-17-2011, 04:51 PM
the fuck kind of name is bar
sounds like a wrestler
It's a little known fact that Google Suggest was actually invented so that one could find Bar Refaeli images despite not being able to spell her name.
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 04:51 PM
Dammit Pumpy. I'm voting 'NOT' on Zach now.
im sorry i take it back please baby baby please baby baby please
Pumpy Tudors
11-17-2011, 04:52 PM
It's a little known fact that Google Suggest was actually invented so that one could find Bar Refaeli images despite not being able to spell her name.
you sure it wasnt coming up with pictures of wrestlers instead
Autumn
11-17-2011, 04:53 PM
you sure it wasnt coming up with pictures of wrestlers instead
If it was, then all of a sudden I like gladiators more than I ever knew.
stevew
11-17-2011, 05:17 PM
Is Rashida Jones in the waiting list?
JediKooter
11-17-2011, 05:18 PM
I hate pancake breasts. Ladies, I love you all. But not the ones with pancake tits.
I'm with you on that. Don't get me wrong, as a man, I know there's certain things that women can't stand about our bodies, but, pancake tits are just a complete deal breaker, no matter how hot she may be. You think the NBA lockout is bad? Try coming at me with pancake boobs. You will leave the bargaining table, way beyond more than unhappy.
cuervo72
11-17-2011, 05:22 PM
http://shannoneileenblog.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5c8d9a9970c012875d9da35970c-400wi
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9ysw1Qkd81qz9qooo1_r1_500.jpg
http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/zooey-leggings.jpg
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/o_bom_coelho/actress-zooey-deschanel-692278.jpg
Yeah, she's won me over.
(even if Emily > Zooey)
DanGarion
11-17-2011, 05:24 PM
Is Rashida Jones in the waiting list?
The list is on the chart included in the first post.
RendeR
11-17-2011, 06:17 PM
One of my major crushes currently. love her.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 06:20 PM
I'm with you on that. Don't get me wrong, as a man, I know there's certain things that women can't stand about our bodies, but, pancake tits are just a complete deal breaker, no matter how hot she may be. You think the NBA lockout is bad? Try coming at me with pancake boobs. You will leave the bargaining table, way beyond more than unhappy.
LMAO :lol:
ColtCrazy
11-17-2011, 06:29 PM
Right now we are saying she is worse than Fran Dresher. Seriously??? SERIOUSLY?????
I say hot, but I've always thought the girl next door brunette was hot.
Raiders Army
11-17-2011, 06:51 PM
Not hot but can't see her less hot than Dan Patrick.
Suicane75
11-17-2011, 06:55 PM
Right now we are saying she is worse than Fran Dresher. Seriously??? SERIOUSLY?????
I say hot, but I've always thought the girl next door brunette was hot.
Do you live next door to a home for retired oompah loompahs?
RedKingGold
11-17-2011, 07:00 PM
.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/attachment.php?attachmentid=3588&stc=1&d=1321550915..
I am attracted to all of the above.
Buccaneer
11-17-2011, 07:40 PM
Right now we are saying she is worse than Fran Dresher. Seriously??? SERIOUSLY?????
I say hot, but I've always thought the girl next door brunette was hot.
It's like the Baseball HOF voting. You can't compare percentages from the 40s to percentages nowadays.
RomaGoth
11-17-2011, 07:49 PM
We need to find out what her WAR is....OPS, not so much.
Mustang
11-17-2011, 10:19 PM
I like her personality so, I'll give her the bonus points there to bump her into hot.
Her sister I'm not much of a fan of though.
CrimsonFox
11-17-2011, 10:20 PM
yeah I wanna marry her...
CrimsonFox
11-17-2011, 10:20 PM
I am attracted to all of the above.
+1
ISiddiqui
11-17-2011, 11:21 PM
We need to find out what her WAR is....OPS, not so much.
Wanks Above Reasonableness? vs Orgasms Produced from Seeing?
Julio Riddols
11-18-2011, 06:18 AM
Personality wise, she comes off as an adult version of Shirley Temple. Too precocious to find hot. I think she'd be cool to be friends with but I wouldn't be aching to bang her or anything. More like a buddy for board game night and goofy conversations about weird shit. There would seemingly be a lot of inside jokes involved with knowing her. And not those kind of inside jokes.
CrimsonFox
11-18-2011, 06:20 AM
Personality wise, she comes off as an adult version of Shirley Temple. Too precocious to find hot. I think she'd be cool to be friends with but I wouldn't be aching to bang her or anything. More like a buddy for board game night and goofy conversations about weird shit. There would seemingly be a lot of inside jokes involved with knowing her. And not those kind of inside jokes.
on he contrary I find her extremely feminine and classy. I find that hot.
CrimsonFox
11-18-2011, 06:23 AM
...http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/attachment.php?attachmentid=3588&stc=1&d=1321550915
Not sure why Liv Tyler isn't in there too.
Blunt is my favorite of the above with Zooey a second.
MacroGuru
11-18-2011, 08:12 AM
Have we ever done one for Bar Refaeli? I think she's the hottest woman on the planet...
I don't know, but I have just printed out pictures of Bar Refaeli and Megan Fox and taped them to my pillows. it just might be a messy night tonight....
Matthean
11-18-2011, 08:18 AM
...http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/attachment.php?attachmentid=3588&stc=1&d=1321550915
To be honest, I'm sure you could do one in regards to blondes as well.
RomaGoth
11-18-2011, 08:34 AM
More like a buddy for board game night and goofy conversations about weird shit.
Parcheesi bitch, I win!
Julio Riddols
11-18-2011, 09:53 AM
I was thinking more like Pictionary or Cranium.. Or Puerto Rico.
RendeR
11-18-2011, 10:25 AM
You go ahead and play your games. me? I'm gonna tongue bathe her and learn every inch of her as I go.
Julio Riddols
11-18-2011, 10:54 AM
http://www.thenetwerk.com/wp-content/gallery/zooey-deschanel/big_zooey-deschanel-1uyo.jpg
This picture I would vote hot for. The rest I would have over for family game night.
RomaGoth
11-19-2011, 03:57 PM
No activity since Friday morning? Perhaps we need a new poll?
Desnudo
11-20-2011, 01:24 PM
Not my type at all. I knew alt girls like her in high school. I can understand why people would find her hot. Polarizing.
CrimsonFox
11-20-2011, 01:31 PM
She's at least hotter than the under 50% group. She's not gross or anything like some of those nor has plastic parts or mr potato head face.
jeff061
11-20-2011, 01:34 PM
Everything's relative, the vast majority of the people that I vote no to on here(and I don't think there have been many) I'd hook up with in a heart beat in real life.
Zooey is not one of those people.
RedKingGold
11-20-2011, 03:34 PM
82 people need immediate medical attention.
Unfortunately, there is no cure for homosexuality.
(EDIT: And...finally...something we can agree on!)
BillJasper
11-20-2011, 03:37 PM
Unfortunately, there is no cure for homosexuality.
(EDIT: And...finally...something we can agree on!)
If voting Not Hot for a girl with an oddly shaped head with bug eyes and an annoying voice makes me a homosexual, then so be it. :D
ColtCrazy
11-20-2011, 06:31 PM
It's like the Baseball HOF voting. You can't compare percentages from the 40s to percentages nowadays.
Funny...though I challenge anyone to find a decade where Fran Dresher would be considered hot. Middle Ages perhaps?
RomaGoth
12-01-2011, 03:55 PM
Sooooooooo............
A new poll forthcoming? :confused:
spleen1015
12-01-2011, 04:03 PM
Sooooooooo............
A new poll forthcoming? :confused:
Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 64: Alice Eve? - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=82811)
RomaGoth
12-01-2011, 04:12 PM
Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 64: Alice Eve? - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=82811)
Dang. Totally missed that entire thread. I guess this is what happens when you go out of town for a few days. :(
DanGarion
12-01-2011, 04:42 PM
Thanks for the reminder though, I was really busy this morning at work.
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