Great movie lines [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

DougW

11-26-2011, 02:56 AM

Sure, there have been more popular/famous movie lines. There have been touching heart pullers, some wicked awesome tough guy lines, even some random stuff that just was so smooth within it's context (ie - nearly everything that came out of Doc Hollidays mouth in Tombstone) ..

Anyway, I think this one was my favorite. The 17 year old working boy in me still dreams of such a great exit.

NSFW-L (F-Bombs)

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Chief Rum

11-26-2011, 05:20 AM

I drop that line all the time at my serving job when I am with a group of coworkers. Classic.

One time, the girl I pointed to with the You're Cool, actually gave me a thumbs up. I wanted to kiss her.

B & B

11-26-2011, 07:10 AM

kcchief19

11-26-2011, 08:56 AM

Not a great start for this thread.

Swaggs

11-26-2011, 09:00 AM

I don't remember the cat playing the piano in Tombstone.

Must be part of the director's cut or blue ray release or something.

Neuqua

11-26-2011, 09:11 AM

I've always enjoyed this line from The Social Network.

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Draft Dodger

11-26-2011, 09:31 AM

every line in Fletch and Airplane

MJ4H

11-26-2011, 09:32 AM

Tons of good ones from TSN.

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

I have to go study.
You don't have to study.
Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?
Because you go to BU!
I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.

Lathum

11-26-2011, 09:35 AM

" If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table then you are the sucker"

Dreghorn2

11-26-2011, 09:57 AM

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

panerd

11-26-2011, 10:14 AM

" If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table then you are the sucker"

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake, they are the fuckin rake.
"

Grover

11-26-2011, 10:47 AM

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

Maybe the greatest edited for tv line ever.

RendeR

11-26-2011, 10:51 AM

This thread fails to deliver. I expected so much more.

MJ4H

11-26-2011, 10:52 AM

What movie is that from?

larrymcg421

11-26-2011, 11:05 AM

When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

sabotai

11-26-2011, 11:42 AM

Yeah, I have a question. Um, is this a God dam?

cartman

11-26-2011, 11:43 AM

Coffee is for closers.

MJ4H

11-26-2011, 11:47 AM

Third place is you're fired.

sabotai

11-26-2011, 11:50 AM

What do I know about diamonds?

Izulde

11-26-2011, 12:11 PM

Character 1: So, what are you Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfucking servant of God?

Jacob: A mean mmm mmm servant of God.

Landshark44

11-26-2011, 05:37 PM

clint: are you a bounty hunter?

bad guy: a mans' got to make a living....

clint: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy....

Big Fo

11-26-2011, 05:39 PM

I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

cartman

11-26-2011, 05:49 PM

There it is, I've found your clitoris! It is at the back of your throat!

DaddyTorgo

11-26-2011, 06:02 PM

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake, they are the fuckin rake. "

this

Radii

11-26-2011, 06:24 PM

Yeah, I have a question. Um, is this a God dam?

I recognized this from the beavis and butthead movie instantly. Not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.

Chubby

11-26-2011, 06:47 PM

You used up all the glue... on purpose!

Pumpy Tudors

11-26-2011, 06:51 PM

Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change.

Glengoyne

11-26-2011, 07:40 PM

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the the only way to be sure.

sabotai

11-26-2011, 07:42 PM

And they've got a pool table too!

BYU 14

11-26-2011, 08:42 PM

Draft Dodger

11-26-2011, 10:22 PM

I use "left turn Clyde" all the time when directing my kids. One day they asked an I explained it was about a movie with an orangutan, but I just got some blank stares.

I also use "look kids, Big Ben, Parliamant" quite a bit when driving.

stevew

11-26-2011, 10:34 PM

What's that?
Antidote.
To What?
The poison you just drank.
[evil laugh]

Mrs. Schmidty

11-26-2011, 11:09 PM

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."

Young Drachma

11-27-2011, 12:12 AM

Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.

MRL17

11-27-2011, 12:20 AM

Chief Rum

11-27-2011, 02:24 AM

I also use "look kids, Big Ben, Parliamant" quite a bit when driving.

This is practically a required quote whenever I find myself in a roundabout.

RomaGoth

11-28-2011, 08:31 AM

"You are a smelly pirate hooker."

"You look like a blueberry."

"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"

SteveMax58

11-28-2011, 09:26 AM

Easily one of my favorite Bruce Willis movies is The Last Boy Scout. It is a definite B- movie with all of the usual cliches of an action movie, downtrodden tough guy, shitty ex-wife, etc. but despite all of that, this movie is hilarious & well-timed with the (albeit cheesy) punch lines from beginning to end.

One of the best parts of the movie here..."You touch me again, I'll kill ya"

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Neon_Chaos

11-28-2011, 09:29 AM

What is this!? A center for ants!?

Neon_Chaos

11-28-2011, 09:30 AM

Hail to the king, baby!

Warhammer

11-28-2011, 09:50 AM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Qwikshot

11-28-2011, 10:08 AM

"I drink your milkshake!"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."

"How's that working out for you...being clever?"

Coffee Warlord

11-28-2011, 10:39 AM

Out of the way, peck!

Autumn

11-28-2011, 10:41 AM

"Hey, do you like apples?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I got her numba, how do you like them apples?"

JonInMiddleGA

11-28-2011, 11:00 AM

"Charlie don't surf"

larrymcg421

11-28-2011, 11:26 AM

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Coffee Warlord

11-28-2011, 11:33 AM

What the fuck is the internet.

Julio Riddols

11-28-2011, 11:34 AM

http://isnotawasteland.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/movie.jpg?w=497&h=297

Also, "that rug really tied the room together" and "Donnie, you're out of your element"

MJ4H

11-28-2011, 11:50 AM

"You mess with those guys they'll lock you in a room somewhere and throw away the ROOM."

(please, someone know what movie that's from)

ntndeacon

11-28-2011, 11:53 AM

Oh! You like hitting people with Garbage cans! Now I'm gonna haveta cut ya.

Taffeta, darling

Breeze

11-28-2011, 12:57 PM

Think you used enough dynamite there...ah...Butch?

Coffee Warlord

11-28-2011, 01:01 PM

"You mess with those guys they'll lock you in a room somewhere and throw away the ROOM."

(please, someone know what movie that's from)

You mean I'm going to die because some asshole forgot a pair of pliers?

MJ4H

11-28-2011, 01:23 PM

You mean I'm going to die because some asshole forgot a pair of pliers?

Yes!

Flasch186

11-28-2011, 01:52 PM

Need help with some underpants?

JonInMiddleGA

11-28-2011, 01:54 PM

Need help with some underpants?

FTW

Warhammer

11-28-2011, 01:55 PM

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

"Is this true?"

"Well that's what I heard!"

Coffee Warlord

11-28-2011, 02:10 PM

Wolfman's got nards!

sabotai

11-28-2011, 02:13 PM

KKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Pumpy Tudors

11-28-2011, 03:17 PM

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

RomaGoth

11-28-2011, 03:23 PM

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

"You eat shit for breakfast?"

MRL17

11-28-2011, 05:00 PM

Dude, you're being veeeeeeeerrrrryyyy un-Dude

A-Husker-4-Life

11-29-2011, 11:07 AM

"It's good to be the King"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg

rockboy70

11-29-2011, 11:40 AM

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

cartman

11-29-2011, 01:40 PM

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

RomaGoth

11-29-2011, 01:50 PM

I'm a Mog....part man and part dog. I'm my own best friend!

zums

11-29-2011, 07:07 PM

you tryin to say jesus christ cant hit a curveball?

Vince, Pt. II

11-29-2011, 07:09 PM

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

You mean I'm going to die because some asshole forgot a pair of pliers?

I must see this movie now. This combination of quotes has won me completely over.

MJ4H

11-29-2011, 08:09 PM

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

I must see this movie now. This combination of quotes has won me completely over.

The Manhattan Project.

Landshark44

11-29-2011, 08:09 PM

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

I must see this movie now. This combination of quotes has won me completely over.

yeah, what movie is it?

Vince, Pt. II

11-29-2011, 08:13 PM

Yeah, I looked it up on IMDB. I am eagerly anticipating the awfulness.

spleen1015

11-29-2011, 08:14 PM

"No, I am your father!"

MJ4H

11-29-2011, 09:17 PM

Yeah, I looked it up on IMDB. I am eagerly anticipating the awfulness.

Eh, it's not a bad movie. Very 80s and kind of corny, but enjoyable.

NoSkillz

11-30-2011, 08:24 AM

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That movie is loaded with classic lines!

cody8200

11-30-2011, 09:21 AM

You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say...
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.

stevew

11-30-2011, 04:43 PM

Dr. Sak

11-30-2011, 07:24 PM

There are quite a few from this movie..."If you build it he will come" However if you fast forward to 1:50, it's my favorite.

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cartman

11-30-2011, 07:37 PM

korme

11-30-2011, 08:31 PM

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.

MRL17

11-30-2011, 08:50 PM

Princess Bride has the best ones,
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means."

molson

11-30-2011, 08:54 PM

stevew

11-30-2011, 09:54 PM

Oh, Hai Molson

(check out the "How did this get made" podcast of the Room featuring Mark. It's hilarious)

Galaxy

11-30-2011, 09:58 PM

RendeR

11-30-2011, 10:44 PM

Gah, you guys are horrible at this....

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Subby

12-01-2011, 11:43 AM

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."

stevew

12-01-2011, 11:53 AM

"Fuck you, Fuckball"

Pumpy Tudors

12-01-2011, 12:30 PM

lcjjdnh

12-01-2011, 12:32 PM

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."

"I didn't want to get blood on your floor."

Subby

12-01-2011, 12:35 PM

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

RendeR

12-01-2011, 12:41 PM

Nobody would ever actually say that. That is the second most overrated line in movie history right behind "The back door is always open, officer." If we're talking mainstream movies only, then your line is the absolute most overrated.

Shows what you know Mr. Tooters.

I myself have used that quote publicly, more than once. And heard someone else use it as well.

Overrated. YOU sir are overrated..

GOOD DAY.

Pumpy Tudors

12-01-2011, 12:43 PM

i just got served hardcore

RendeR

12-01-2011, 12:45 PM

I said GOOD DAY SIR.

MacroGuru

12-01-2011, 01:00 PM

"If there is anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"Well, a girl's gotta have her standards"

One of my favorites!

"You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... "
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? "
"No... "
"Why am I the only one who has that dream? "

molson

12-01-2011, 11:31 PM

Oh, Hai Molson

(check out the "How did this get made" podcast of the Room featuring Mark. It's hilarious)

Downloading now. I became briefly obsessed with the room at some point - I bought the RiffTrax audio, I played the video game (it exists, old-school Sierra adventure game format), I looked into live screenings in the pacific northwest (they're still going on)......it was unhealthy. But I just couldn't stop.