And the hottest woman ever is ...

[JonInMiddleGA]

You think our "Hot or Not" polls have problems, wait til you get a load of this. If you've got the patience to scroll through them in order some of the decisions make the BCS, the R&R HOF board, and every session of Congress ever all look they've got the wisdom of Solomon. Some of the placements defy belief.

Jennifer Aniston, Raquel Welch are Hottest Women of All Time, according to Men's Health - Pop2it - Zap2it (http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/12/jennifer-aniston-raquel-welch-are-hottest-women-of-all-time-according-to-mens-health.html)

[Logan]

Didn't go beyond the headline and abstaining from the Welch call due to it being a different era, but if you told me that Jennifer Aniston would meet the most widely accepted definition of "hot" I wouldn't be surprised. FTR, I'm even more of a fan of her in these later years than when she was younger. She looked unreal in Horrible Bosses.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Didn't go beyond the headline

The headline is misleading, there's some truly unbelievable placements in the rankings.

Just a few notables from our own polls
J-Lo is #66
Pamela Anderson is #8
Cuthbert, Beckinsale, Twain, Theron from our top 10 don't even make the list

The more bewildering stuff comes from other names though
Erin Andrews is #43
Kim Kardashian is #26
Madonna is #5

This ain't hot or not mind you, this is supposed to be a definitive list of ALL-TIME hotties.

[JediKooter]

In Horrible Bosses as a brunette, she was smoking.

[JediKooter]

Madonna is #5


:eek:

I just threw up a little.

[DaddyTorgo]

Even Madonna in her prime isn't #5. In her prime she MIGHT crack the top 50 (if we're being kind. Not for me personally though)?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Even Madonna in her prime isn't #5. In her prime she MIGHT crack the top 50 (if we're being kind. Not for me personally though)?

You are being kind.

I couldn't swear she belongs in the top 500. Top 5,000 I might concede simply because of the challenge of coming up with that many names.

[CrimsonFox]

Who said ours had problems? Our polls are great!

[Kodos]

Jennifer Aniston is solid.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I don't really want to look at this article now while I'm at work (which, unfortunately, is also becoming true of many threads on FOFC, but I digest)... where did Kathy Griffin rank?

[Suicane75]

Below Paula Dean but above Bob Hoskins.

[gkb]

Below Paula Dean but above Bob Hoskins.

Hmm, not bad for Kathy.

[Grover]

Britney Spears is top five, really? Gross.

[BYU 14]

Britney Spears is top five, really? Gross.


Defies logic.......WTF? Nasty list, yes, hot list, nope.

[Autumn]

Britney Spears is top five, really? Gross.

In her defense, if we're looking at the prime for each person, most of FOFC would have lined up to bend her over that school desk when she first was famous (and probably underage).

[JonInMiddleGA]

if we're looking at the prime for each person,

Yeah, I get a sense that's the criteria so I don't really have a problem with that pick.

[Grover]

In her defense, if we're looking at the prime for each person, most of FOFC would have lined up to bend her over that school desk when she first was famous (and probably underage).

I agree with this.

[PackerFanatic]

In her defense, if we're looking at the prime for each person, most of FOFC would have lined up to bend her over that school desk when she first was famous (and probably underage).

*nods*

[ISiddiqui]

Yes, when that video came out, I'm sure she even would have hit 95% on our own Hot or Not polls. Even the guys who said they couldn't vote for women who looked 20 would have not cared.

[OldGiants]

No Helen of Troy? I mean the bitch started a war.

[Abe Sargent]

I would still fuck Britney Spears.

[Abe Sargent]

How is Cindy Crawford not in the top ten? #39? WTF? Farrah Fawcett at 31?

[Pumpy Tudors]

I would still fuck Britney Spears.
i'm kind of on the fence about britney spears but i would fuck the whole wayne state football team tbh

[zums]

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and for the record, she was 18 aka legal at this time..... damn

[Pumpy Tudors]

holding out for bob hoskins pics

[Abe Sargent]

I find it very difficult to believe that no one from porn is on the hottest 100 of all time list. Of course, if you were allowed to use porn, there wouldn't be much space for anyone else...

[johnnyshaka]

I find it very difficult to believe that no one from porn is on the hottest 100 of all time list. Of course, if you were allowed to use porn, there wouldn't be much space for anyone else...

I believe Jenna Jamison was listed. Sasha Grey, too.

[Julio Riddols]

Jenna Jameson has no business being there. I think if you want one girl from that era, you go with Janine, hands down. Maybe Raquel Darrian.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Is Catherine Zeta-Jones on the list? If not, whoever made that list should go get an F and apply it to himself.

[cartman]

I heard they compiled the list at a retreat on the shores of lake fuck.

[Matthean]

Yes, when that video came out, I'm sure she even would have hit 95% on our own Hot or Not polls. Even the guys who said they couldn't vote for women who looked 20 would have not cared.

I am the 5%! :lol:

[Suicane75]

Jenna Jameson has no business being there. I think if you want one girl from that era, you go with Janine, hands down. Maybe Raquel Darrian.

Nobody knows who Janine is. And her window as purely hot (no tats, no weight gain) was so minute it doesn't even come close to the stretch that Jenna had (no pun intended). But yes, Janine in her prime was so insanely beautiful.

[cuervo72]

Jenna Jameson has no business being there. I think if you want one girl from that era, you go with Janine, hands down. Maybe Raquel Darrian.

I also personally liked Nikki Dial.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I heard they compiled the list at a retreat on the shores of lake fuck.

More like Lake WhatTheFuck

[JonInMiddleGA]

WTF? Farrah Fawcett at 31?

Hey, somebody is starting to get why I found this list so incredible.

That's 5 spots BEHIND K.Kardashian.

[Maple Leafs]

"OK guys, we have our top 99. Now let's find somebody current who's publicist will return our calls so we can put her #1."

[MJ4H]

Let's make our own.

[MJ4H]

NO LETS HAVE A DRAFT

[Buccaneer]

:eek:

I just threw up a little.

Me too, only it was more than a little. I guess I can't be too critical of our Hot or Not polls.

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

i'm pretty sure this thread is why these lists exist.

1. say something controversial
2. shitstorm ensues
3. ????
4. profit?

after a highly scientific study* cat fancy magazine™ just announced the greatest color of all time is fuschia.

*not at all scientific

[MJ4H]

thats bullshit turquoise is clearly better

[frnk55]

Paris Hilton? I don't see why people think this woman who is as skinny as a rail is hot. Gross.

And where's my sweetheart Sandra Bullock? Ok, she's not hot but cute especially in her prime.

[cuervo72]

thats bullshit turquoise is clearly better

+1

[Bigsmooth]

Probably the most bizarre and arbitrary top 100 list I've ever seen. Never seen Brigette Bardot before. Wow.

[cuervo72]

Never seen Brigette Bardot before. Wow.

Top of page 286 (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=60049&page=286) in the Images thread. Of course she was only 19 there, so I doubt Bucc approved of my edit.

[Autumn]

Hey, somebody is starting to get why I found this list so incredible.

That's 5 spots BEHIND K.Kardashian.

In their defense, there's an awful lot of behind behind Kim Kardashian.

[Buccaneer]

, so I doubt Bucc approved of my edit.

No, that's cool. I was too blown away by the pi thing.

[ISiddiqui]

No Helen of Troy? I mean the bitch started a war.

So did Dubya, but you won't see him on this list! :mad:

[Pumpy Tudors]

I heard they compiled the list at a retreat on the shores of lake fuck.
gg

[Subby]

:mad::mad::mad: OMG OMG OMG DISAGREE SUBJECTIVE DISAGREE OMG OMG OMG :mad::mad::mad:

[JediKooter]

Me too, only it was more than a little. I guess I can't be too critical of our Hot or Not polls.

Yeah Madonna, I just don't get. She wasn't hot when she was young and she definitely isn't hot now she is much older and looks like Skeletor.

At least with our Hot or Not polls, I haven't seen any ugly women that I can remember. Unless someone did one for Rosie O'Donnel or something.

[I. J. Reilly]

Yeah Madonna, I just don't get. She wasn't hot when she was young and she definitely isn't hot now she is much older and looks like Skeletor.

Oh, I understand the Madonna thing perfectly. And for those of you who are confused take a trip with me into the way back machine; to a time of early puberty, a time before the internet, a time when MTV actually showed music videos and a high percentage of those videos featured a slutty gal in a bra dancing provocatively. Who’s hotter than Madonna in a pointy bra?

[Autumn]

Yeah, Madonna was hot way back in the day. I remember staying up late on a school night after Monday Night Football to see her *banned* Justify My Love video on some news show, only to fall asleep and wake up halfway through it. In those pre-Internet days Madonna writhing around scantily clad was all we had.

[Pumpy Tudors]

When Weird Al did "Like a Surgeon" in concert, his keyboard player writhed around on stage wearing a pointy bra.

I've been to a lot of Weird Al concerts.

[DanGarion]

I believe Jenna Jamison was listed. Sasha Grey, too.

Saw Jenna Jameson with Tito Ortiz in line with their kids getting pictures with Santa, she's not looking so good.

[JediKooter]

Kathy Griffin in a pointy bra would be better than Madonna.



Wait, did I just say that?




Pumpy made me do it...

[Matthean]

Oh, I understand the Madonna thing perfectly. And for those of you who are confused take a trip with me into the way back machine; to a time of early puberty, a time before the internet, a time when MTV actually showed music videos and a high percentage of those videos featured a slutty gal in a bra dancing provocatively. Who’s hotter than Madonna in a pointy bra?

I watched this video...a lot back in the day. There's likely at least 3-4 more videos during her peak I liked. I can't really hate on what she looks like now considering she's 53.

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[Chief Rum]

Saw Jenna Jameson with Tito Ortiz in line with their kids getting pictures with Santa, she's not looking so good.

Presuming Tito looks the same as he did Saturday night, neither of them are looking too good.

[MIJB#19]

NO LETS HAVE A DRAFT
I'm in.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Presuming Tito looks the same as he did Saturday night, neither of them are looking too good.

It's well past pre-season for both of them I believe.

[Izulde]

Jennifer Aniston? Really? REALLY? My faith in humanity just dropped even more.

[Izulde]

Dola,

After my initial outrage and surveying the Top 10, it seems to me that their list, or at least the Top 10, isn't so much Hottest of All Time as it is Largely Considered Attractive And Having Massive Cultural Significance And/Or Notoriety.

Taken in that vein, I still don't see Aniston #1, but IMO, because of the whole Friends phenomenon, she could conceivably rank in the Top 20, even though I personally think she looks like a horse.

[Izulde]

Trola,

I realize Ursula Andress might possibly be the outlier there, but let's break this shit down.

#1 Jennifer Aniston - Friends phenomenon as described
#2 Raquel Welch - Considered *the* iconic beauty in her era
#3 Marilyn Monroe - I know college girls today who still admire Marilyn. Now that's lasting cultural power. I'd probably put her #1 for that reason.
#4 Britney Spears - Defined the teen female pop generation, for better or worse.
#5 Madonna - A Hall of Fame music career that, because of her controversial videos and some of her songs, generated major debate and discussion. See "Like A Prayer" and "Justify My Love".
#6 Ursula Andress - The weakest culturally of the Top 10, but IIRC, she was the first Bond girl.
#7 Bettie Page - Made fetish modeling mainstream
#8 Pamela Anderson - Friends is to Aniston as Baywatch is to Anderson.
#9 Jane Fonda - Instrumental in a national exercise craze
#10 Angelina Jolie - Box office gold. The fact she plays a lot of badass characters doesn't hurt with the feminists.

[Izulde]

quadola,

Brigitte Bardot #75 is criminal. I'd also put Tyra Banks much higher than #63, based on what I suspect is the criteria of the listing. Gisele Bundchen #25 is way, way too high. Ditto Shakira #18.

There's some lesser quibbles with some the rest of the list, but those are the four things that jumped out most strongly at me as massive mistakes other than Aniston #1.

OTOH, I don't have much a problem with their Top 10 outside of Aniston, since I'm assuming cultural and societal import is influencing the rankings to a degree.

[Suicane75]

I Agree with Izulde. Aniston should be high, but not #1. I'd likely reserve that for Monroe. But how Fawcet isn't in the top 10 is beyond me.

[cuervo72]

Yeah...that list is crap, basically.

[cuervo72]

dola - and where the hell is Lynda Carter?

[DanGarion]

Presuming Tito looks the same as he did Saturday night, neither of them are looking too good.

I think I could take him.

[TexasT]

I would still fuck Britney Spears.

I'm gonna catch crap about this but I think Britney is the hottest woman ever. There, I said it!
:popcorn:

[MJ4H]

There is definitely a lot of potential for catching things with her, yes.

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

according to the internet: attractive woman+your fetish= hottest woman ever

for me the needle registers between desperado salma hayek and mad men january jones (not real life weird makeup january jones. soft focus, 60's hair pointy bra january jones)

[Izulde]

American Wedding was January Jones' hottest movie.

[RomaGoth]

...salma hayek...

I would run away with Salma Hayek.

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

I would run away with Salma Hayek.
i would find you and keel you.

[RomaGoth]

i would find you and keel you.

hah I would have Salma keel you first. Problem solved. :cool:

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

may the best man win. i'm sure the lure of life in relative squalor on my beagle farm could wrest her away from her gazillionaire husband.

[Radii]

and mad men january jones (not real life weird makeup january jones. soft focus, 60's hair pointy bra january jones)


Oh my god, I would have a hard time resisting punching january jones in the face irl just b/c of her mad men character. I cannot stand her.

[cuervo72]

Two words Radii, and they start with 'h' and 'f'.

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

Oh my god, I would have a hard time resisting punching january jones in the face irl just b/c of her mad men character. I cannot stand her.
shrug. more betty draper for me.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnn7h042zY1qb967wo1_500.gif

[Suicane75]

dola - and where the hell is Lynda Carter?

What I wouldn't give to be a Nazi scumbag smothered to death by her big white bottom.

[MJ4H]

what the hell is the buckethead kid

[JonInMiddleGA]

Oh my god, I would have a hard time resisting punching january jones in the face irl just b/c of her mad men character. I cannot stand her.

that might not be just the character you're picking up on

Be Careful Around January Jones, Former Bobby Draper Warns Child Actors (http://www.aoltv.com/2011/08/23/janaury-jones-warning-bobby-draper/)

Jared Gilmore, who played the Emmy-nominated actress' son Bobby on 'Mad Men,' had some words of advice for the next young actor who takes his place.

"Be careful around January [Jones]," he told TV Guide Magazine. "She's not as approachable as the others. She's really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice."

His comments came after he left the show to take on a role in Once Upon A Time

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

hang on. let me see how my boner feels about this news...

nope. he's good with it.

[Matthean]

I honestly don't know how seriously to take a list that doesn't have Grace Kelly in the top 10 if not top 3 at worst.