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DanGarion
12-21-2011, 09:39 AM
So Rashida Jones got knocked out at 43.90% I have to admit I thought she would score higher. But now we are on to the star of Juno and Whip It, Ellen Page.

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DanGarion
12-21-2011, 09:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DvvL9l.jpg http://i.imgur.com/GYQInl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cuXdwl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zeChYl.jpg

Very pressed for time this morning at work so if you can find better pictures please do!

Oh and I forgot it was Wednesday not Thursday. So um, tough shit. :)

Logan
12-21-2011, 09:40 AM
Not. Disappointing nomination.

Aylmar
12-21-2011, 09:40 AM
It's not Thursday. Is this a special holiday edition?

Kodos
12-21-2011, 09:48 AM
Love her.

jeff061
12-21-2011, 09:55 AM
That attitude works for me.

Autumn
12-21-2011, 10:00 AM
I love her, but don't find her hot at all.

ISiddiqui
12-21-2011, 10:01 AM
I know some will just be tempted to only see her as "Juno", but she is hot in my book.

Pumpy Tudors
12-21-2011, 10:02 AM
MikeVic is going to create 1000 new accounts just so he can vote hot 1001 times.

Logan
12-21-2011, 10:03 AM
I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

BrianD
12-21-2011, 10:04 AM
This should be an interesting vote. I think she is way less hot than most we have voted on, but that may work for her since us average guys might actually believe her to be approachable.

Pumpy Tudors
12-21-2011, 10:06 AM
I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.
Sean Avery would vote Ellen Page hot before he'd vote Kate Upton hot.

Who the hell is Kate Upton anyway?

Ksyrup
12-21-2011, 10:21 AM
At first I thought this was a throwback nomination of Bettie Page. Never seen or heard of this chick, though. I'm decidedly unmoved by the pictures, so I guess that means not by default. It's always a problem when they look prettier/hotter if they don't smile.

RomaGoth
12-21-2011, 10:24 AM
This should be an interesting vote. I think she is way less hot than most we have voted on, but that may work for her since us average guys might actually believe her to be approachable.

Is this hot or not, or approachable or not?

larrymcg421
12-21-2011, 10:28 AM
I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

Hi!

cody8200
12-21-2011, 10:28 AM
All of the hot girls in the world and this girl is up for nomination? Meh... She is nice in a cute kind of way. I know this is always said but seriously, I know a lot of girls much hotter than she is.

BillJasper
12-21-2011, 10:31 AM
Definitely cute and doable, but not HOT.

MJ4H
12-21-2011, 10:32 AM
At first I thought this was a throwback nomination of Bettie Page. Never seen or heard of this chick, though. I'm decidedly unmoved by the pictures, so I guess that means not by default. It's always a problem when they look prettier/hotter if they don't smile.

Have you seen Juno or Inception?

Pumpy Tudors
12-21-2011, 10:32 AM
Most of you people (and, yes, I said you people, and I meant you people) play fantasy football, so I don't trust any of your opinions on anything, basically. So I say hot. I'm not actually going to vote, though.

Ksyrup
12-21-2011, 10:36 AM
Have you seen Juno or Inception?

No, I don't do movies. There's an entire generation of actors I've never seen perform and only know from over-my-head cultural references and commercials/TV appearances. This is one who has escaped me entirely (although I've heard of the movies, of course).

MJ4H
12-21-2011, 10:38 AM
I can dig it

Pumpy Tudors
12-21-2011, 10:39 AM
DOES SHE PLAY IN AN OBSCURE HEAVY METAL BAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HER THEN

Autumn
12-21-2011, 10:39 AM
People who said Kate Upton looks like she's 14 must think Ellen Page is a zygote.

Julio Riddols
12-21-2011, 10:40 AM
I really think shes an excellent actress and whatnot, and she is definitely intelligent enough to find hot, but I don't find her physically hot. Hot brain, yeah.

Pumpy Tudors
12-21-2011, 10:40 AM
You're all putting yourselves on MikeVic's hit list.

Autumn
12-21-2011, 10:41 AM
Don't forget she's Kitty Pryde. She'll be hot at the comic conventions forever.

Ksyrup
12-21-2011, 10:42 AM
DOES SHE PLAY IN AN OBSCURE HEAVY METAL BAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HER THEN

I do quite enjoy many European female-fronted metal bands. I don't think she'd win a hot or not with any of them, either.

Abe Sargent
12-21-2011, 10:43 AM
Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

larrymcg421
12-21-2011, 10:44 AM
Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

This.

PackerFanatic
12-21-2011, 10:47 AM
Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

Bingo.

MJ4H
12-21-2011, 10:49 AM
Looks: Natalie Portman > Ellen Page > Tina Fey

Personality: Ellen Page > Natalie Portman > Tina Fey

Rizon
12-21-2011, 10:53 AM
She looks like Haley Joel Osment, but less gay.

JediKooter
12-21-2011, 10:55 AM
I'd do her.

Noop
12-21-2011, 10:55 AM
Yes. I love slim women and her performance in Super makes her Hot.

Abe Sargent
12-21-2011, 11:00 AM
I would choose this picture, from the quick ones on google.



http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af84/Angelina_Paredes/Ellen%20Page/ellen-page-1.jpg

JediKooter
12-21-2011, 11:03 AM
Ok. I'd do her twice.

Rizon
12-21-2011, 11:05 AM
Not that I wouldn't bang a 16 year old in West Virginia, but damn she looks young. Like 15.

Subby
12-21-2011, 11:05 AM
And you would choose that one...why? Because you had a medically-induced boner that had overstayed its welcome?

DaddyTorgo
12-21-2011, 11:07 AM
Not that I wouldn't bang a 16 year old in West Virginia, but damn she looks young. Like 15.

That's being kind. I'd say she looks like she's 13...14 tops.

Where's PedoBear when you need him?

Ksyrup
12-21-2011, 11:08 AM
Not that I wouldn't bang a 16 year old in West Virginia, but damn she looks young. Like 15.

No shit. I renew my Disney Channel/Nickelodeon comment from the last one of these threads.

Racer
12-21-2011, 11:29 AM
I've been able to handle these threads very well but I swear upon everything holy, if one of you clowns who voted Kate Upton NOT votes Ellen Page HOT I will beat you over the head with a sack of nickels.

I guess I'm a clown then, haha (though I do usually go hot).

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

Yeah, I think this is what makes here "hot" so to speak.

cuervo72
12-21-2011, 11:34 AM
Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting.

So...I can put you down as a yes for Phyllis Diller then.

MikeVic
12-21-2011, 11:40 AM
I'm staying out of these threads normally, but had to vote on this one. Pumpy is right, my hit list now includes the Not voters.

Autumn
12-21-2011, 12:06 PM
So...I can put you down as a yes for Phyllis Diller then.

lol

Autumn
12-21-2011, 12:06 PM
No shit. I renew my Disney Channel/Nickelodeon comment from the last one of these threads.

Apology accepted.

Ksyrup
12-21-2011, 12:13 PM
Apology accepted.

Huh? I said I renew it, not removed it from that thread and put it in this one. That pic of the chick in the other thread looked like a child to me, large breasteses or not. That said, this one's far more egregious. She looks like a combo of first season iCarly with Selena Gomez's forehead in that pic.

Autumn
12-21-2011, 12:15 PM
Sorry, I've just decided to pretend people say things that make sense. I've found it makes life easier.

:devil:

Karlifornia
12-21-2011, 12:18 PM
Pass...she has never made it move for me.

RomaGoth
12-21-2011, 12:23 PM
That's being kind. I'd say she looks like she's 13...14 tops.

Where's PedoBear when you need him?

I suspect she could get my son interested in girls, but he is 10.

Drake
12-21-2011, 12:23 PM
Hot is probably an overstatement...but she falls into the guilty pleasure category for me.

CrimsonFox
12-21-2011, 12:29 PM
this thread is icky.

Noop
12-21-2011, 12:34 PM
I am rewatching the scene from Super right now... yeah she is more then hot.

Noop
12-21-2011, 12:35 PM
When she says its all gushy... I lose it.

Drake
12-21-2011, 01:04 PM
When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming. ;)

cartman
12-21-2011, 01:06 PM
When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming. ;)

Because we'll still have palms left.

Rizon
12-21-2011, 01:09 PM
When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming. ;)

Pffft, world ends next year so nanny nanny boo boo.

Pumpy Tudors
12-21-2011, 01:16 PM
When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming. ;)
In ten years, she'll be 53!

johnnyshaka
12-21-2011, 01:31 PM
She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

RomaGoth
12-21-2011, 01:33 PM
She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

Before or after the surgery?

Drake
12-21-2011, 01:36 PM
She reminds me of Punky Brewster and based on how she turned out I think she'll get a "hot" vote from me.

Oh. my. God.

I would have never made that connection...and it is exactly right.

Shit. I was in therapy from 12-17 trying to get over my PB obsession, and yet it's still there right under the surface. Time to call the doctor again, I guess.

cuervo72
12-21-2011, 01:46 PM
She does resemble a young Moon Frye a bit. Maybe with a touch of younger Linda Cardellini thrown in.

In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out.

Abe Sargent
12-21-2011, 01:46 PM
I'd let her tattoo "The Love Butt" on my ass if I got to abuse her body for one day.

Drake
12-21-2011, 01:52 PM
In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out.

I'm a forty year old man. She won't be grown up for another 10 years.

(It is one of the great tragedies of my life that I have spent all day on a college campus surrounded by 20-something co-eds long enough that I have to struggle to see past how annoying they are to get to the evaluations of hot or not. Plus, they're the reason I always have to wait in line at Starbucks.)

Rizon
12-21-2011, 01:55 PM
She does resemble a young Moon Frye a bit. Maybe with a touch of younger Linda Cardellini thrown in.

In all seriousness though - you guys realize that she's 24, right? She's already turned out how she's going to turn out.

She might still have some hidden ratings.

cuervo72
12-21-2011, 02:02 PM
I'm a forty year old man. She won't be grown up for another 10 years.

40/2 + 7 = 27; you're good.

cuervo72
12-21-2011, 02:04 PM
She might still have some hidden ratings.

A boom for her bust, huh?

Matthean
12-21-2011, 02:18 PM
Have you seen Juno or Inception?

Her first real breakout role was in Hard Candy. I was pretty much sold on her as an actress after that.

One of the best movie posters I have seen.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc0MzgzNTI3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDk3MDIzMQ@@._V1._SY317_.jpg

Rizon
12-21-2011, 02:28 PM
Her first real breakout role was in Hard Candy. I was pretty much sold on her as an actress after that.

One of the best movie posters I have seen.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc0MzgzNTI3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDk3MDIzMQ@@._V1._SY317_.jpg

+1

Lathum
12-21-2011, 02:51 PM
A big yes for me, but I can see how she would be a no for a lot of people.

MikeVic
12-21-2011, 02:57 PM
A big yes for me, but I can see how she would be a no for a lot of people.

Yeah I agree, I can see a lot of Nos... but there are a bunch of other women that fared poorly in these polls that I can't see why.

Suicane75
12-21-2011, 03:28 PM
I would choose this picture, from the quick ones on google.
http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af84/Angelina_Paredes/Ellen%20Page/ellen-page-1.jpg

Voted most likely to turn 15 next year.

Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

You keep saying this stuff as if you know these people. Me thinks your falling for characters and not people.

Flasch186
12-21-2011, 03:58 PM
If Rashida's not, then she's not....

plus, Mara.

Matthean
12-21-2011, 04:17 PM
I Googled Ellen Page Hot and this was the 2nd photo. When is Google ever wrong? :lol:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V1PKqSFUgfY/TX7q7tesfSI/AAAAAAAACfo/f8-CTtVY6NM/s1600/Most+Popular+Celebrity+Ellen+Page+%286%29-709610.jpg

Raiders Army
12-21-2011, 04:24 PM
Hard Candy and Juno put the stake in this for me. Unlike Drew Barrymore who was more of my age when ET came out, I can't do this in good conscience.

That being said, she reminds me of a very younger Janeane Garafalo. She's hot IMHO.

BYU 14
12-21-2011, 04:42 PM
Definitely the complete package, just not scalding hot in terms of looks.

Great wife material though!

Glengoyne
12-21-2011, 04:42 PM
I scoffed at the arguments some of you made about Kate Upton looking young. Ellen Page is making me reconsider that. Because I felt like clicking hot would have me leaning into the "predator" classification. After some googling, I'm left to believe that I find her very attractive. So Hot she is. Without reservations or fears of being classified a predator.

Pyser
12-21-2011, 05:12 PM
this girl has zero sexuality. absolutely none.

in fact, thats probably why she was cast in inception. any other actress, you'd expect leo to bang.

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:13 PM
Not even close. She is even less hot than Rashida Jones. We are getting less and less hot with each new voting thread.

Who's next? We need someone to restore the hotness

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:15 PM
When she's all grown up in ten years, everyone who voted NOT will be face-palming. ;)

She may be hot in 10 years, but not now.

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:16 PM
this girl has zero sexuality. absolutely none.

in fact, thats probably why she was cast in inception. any other actress, you'd expect leo to bang.

Yeah, good post

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:18 PM
I Just did some googling, the next chick isn't hot either

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:27 PM
How the hell has Jessica Biel not been nominated yet?

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:28 PM
We're voting on middle schoolers when Jessica Biel is still out there

Rizon
12-21-2011, 05:32 PM
But just for the record: if I were 15 I would think she's hot and bang her and maybe page her the next day with 41169411911

RainMaker
12-21-2011, 05:35 PM
She is not hot. She is cute though, but I think her appeal is toward a much different audience.

Julio Riddols
12-21-2011, 05:37 PM
Not only have we not voted on Jessica Biel, but we also have not yet voted on Vanessa Marcil or Marisa Tomei. Lets do those 3 next and quit this insanity.

Rizon
12-21-2011, 05:40 PM
Not only have we not voted on Jessica Biel, but we also have not yet voted on Vanessa Marcil or Marisa Tomei. Lets do those 3 next and quit this insanity.

I think voting is not necessary for Marisa and she should be grandfathered in at 100%.

Logan
12-21-2011, 05:41 PM
Her recent appearance in "The League" has restored my love for Eliza Dushku. Let's vote on her.

Drake
12-21-2011, 05:42 PM
It would have to be Jessica Biel from ten years ago. The Jessica Biel of 2011 has been passed around so much just posting her picture would likely give the whole board a virus...and I don't mean the internet kind.

Danny
12-21-2011, 05:52 PM
Well I am not up to date on the sex lives of celebrities, but I had never heard that. My dad has met her in a work setting though and said she was really nice

Drake
12-21-2011, 05:55 PM
I'm sure she's very nice in real life.

Rizon
12-21-2011, 05:58 PM
Well I am not up to date on the sex lives of celebrities, but I had never heard that. My dad has met her in a work setting though and said she was really nice

My dad has met Norv Turner and says he is really nice.

Ping: JediKooter

Matthean
12-21-2011, 05:59 PM
It would have to be Jessica Biel from ten years ago. The Jessica Biel of 2011 has been passed around so much just posting her picture would likely give the whole board a virus...and I don't mean the internet kind.

I would think it's more that she's dated Justin than anything. Him having a girlfriend is basically saying that's the girl he's banging the most.

Danny
12-21-2011, 06:14 PM
My dad has met Norv Turner and says he is really nice.

Ping: JediKooter

He seems like a nice guy. Just not a very good head coach

Danny
12-21-2011, 06:15 PM
I would think it's more that she's dated Justin than anything. Him having a girlfriend is basically saying that's the girl he's banging the most.

Well in fairness, if I was a single women I would probably bang Justin as well.

JediKooter
12-21-2011, 06:18 PM
My dad has met Norv Turner and says he is really nice.

Ping: JediKooter

Aw man and I was having a good day too. :(

NorvTurnerOverdrive
12-21-2011, 06:25 PM
iz lesbian? i always assumed. not that it matters.

Julio Riddols
12-21-2011, 06:26 PM
I think voting is not necessary for Marisa and she should be grandfathered in at 100%.

Especially from 'The Wrestler'. That movie is good for 2 reasons: The excellent portrayal of life as a man in the twilight of his glory days and Marisa Tomei as a stripper.

bulletsponge
12-21-2011, 06:58 PM
id hit it. i like cute petite little spinners

Buccaneer
12-21-2011, 07:18 PM
Autumn is right. If Kate Upton looked way too young to vote for, this girl looks like she's 10. I'm not into nor will I think about pedophilia.

Izulde
12-21-2011, 07:39 PM
I'm voting Hot on this one. Inception sold me on her.

Julio Riddols
12-21-2011, 08:48 PM
You know, we could do a study on these threads, where everyone takes a generic facial picture of themselves and uploads it in lieu of a yes vote. Then we will see what the people that think these ladies are hot look like. Then we can somehow take that data and see if particular looking women are hot to particular looking guys.

I don't know, I'm bored and running off at the brain.

EagleFan
12-21-2011, 08:56 PM
Never knew who she was but when I saw her on that Cisco commercial I took notice. The dark hair, super cute, seems to have a great personality... HOT!!!

Bigsmooth
12-21-2011, 11:41 PM
Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

Sure, but no way you can jerk to Ellen Page. Right.

Vince, Pt. II
12-22-2011, 01:48 AM
This is going to be the first one of the new set that I vote not on. And I absolutely adore this girl, would date her in a second and would sleep with her faster. I just don't consider her "hot."

SteveMax58
12-22-2011, 10:46 AM
You know, we could do a study on these threads, where everyone takes a generic facial picture of themselves and uploads it in lieu of a yes vote. Then we will see what the people that think these ladies are hot look like. Then we can somehow take that data and see if particular looking women are hot to particular looking guys.

I don't know, I'm bored and running off at the brain.

Thats a good idea. We could call it "Facemash". :D

Swaggs
12-22-2011, 12:37 PM
I have seen her in interviews and she comes off as sort of a pseudo-intellectual to me. I think she's a good actor, but doesn't exude much sexuality.

Izulde
12-22-2011, 01:52 PM
Ellen Page is hot in the same way that Tina Fey is hot. Intelligent, sassy, funny, and very interesting. It's what helps Natalie Portman compete with people like Scarlett J. and so forth. She's the complete package. And if she wants my package, all she has to do is ask.

And yet Tina Fey polls 78% to Ellen Page's current 33%? Yeah I'm not seeing this at all. Page is 1000000x hotter than Fey will ever be. I swear, FOFC is getting as old as Bucc.

MJ4H
12-22-2011, 01:58 PM
And yet Tina Fey polls 78% to Ellen Page's current 33%? Yeah I'm not seeing this at all. Page is 1000000x hotter than Fey will ever be. I swear, FOFC is getting as old as Bucc.

+ a billion

Logan
12-22-2011, 02:13 PM
Ok its still Thursday start a new one already. This is a big edition coming up [Butthead laugh].

RomaGoth
12-22-2011, 02:23 PM
And yet Tina Fey polls 78% to Ellen Page's current 33%? Yeah I'm not seeing this at all. Page is 1000000x hotter than Fey will ever be. I swear, FOFC is getting as old as Bucc.

My apologies for not being interested in prepubescent girls. ;)

ISiddiqui
12-22-2011, 02:28 PM
And yet Tina Fey polls 78% to Ellen Page's current 33%? Yeah I'm not seeing this at all. Page is 1000000x hotter than Fey will ever be. I swear, FOFC is getting as old as Bucc.

Seriously. I help out at Kids' Church on Sundays, and if anyone thinks that ANYONE on these polls resemble a 13 year old girl, they are either turning senile or have no clue what 13 year olds look like.

For reference's sake, Chloe Moretz of Kick-Ass (aka Hit-Girl) is 14 years old!

Pumpy Tudors
12-22-2011, 02:35 PM
HER BOOBS AREN'T MASSIVE SO SHE MUST BE ONLY 3 YEARS OLD

Yes, this is my new schtick. I'm going to keep doing it until someone tells me to stop. Then I'm going to leave the internet and begin my real rise to power.

jeff061
12-22-2011, 02:41 PM
Selena Gomez, up until maybe very recently, did look 13.

But yeah, don't get the 13 year old thing with Ellen Page.

RendeR
12-22-2011, 02:42 PM
Hey Pumpy.....






Stop.

RomaGoth
12-22-2011, 02:42 PM
Anyone who thinks this girl looks old enough to drive is missing some marbles. Either that or I am a lot older than originally believed.

http://www.danielatamayo.com/img/ellen-page-35.jpg

http://i2.listal.com/image/825483/936full-ellen-page.jpg

http://feministcupcake.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/600full-ellen-page.jpg

I don't see anything about this girl that is hot. At all.

RendeR
12-22-2011, 02:43 PM
You're a LOT older than you thought.

RomaGoth
12-22-2011, 02:46 PM
This coming from the guy who thought the 17 year olds riding skateboards through Wal-Mart looked 35.

Maybe it's because he had his hat on backwards. While it was rather tongue in cheek, he looked to be in his mid 20's though.

Pumpy Tudors
12-22-2011, 02:54 PM
Hey Pumpy.....






Stop.
OK
But this doesn't explain Kate Upton. Her boobs are massive and people still thought she looked like she was 13.

WHAT IS GOING ON

I will never stop you from doing anything. I will support all of schticks.
Never mind. Honolulu_Blue > RendeR on this one. I can't go as long as he supports me.

sabotai
12-22-2011, 02:57 PM
Seriously. I help out at Kids' Church on Sundays, and if anyone thinks that ANYONE on these polls resemble a 13 year old girl, they are either turning senile or have no clue what 13 year olds look like.

I have about a dozen girls in my family that are 10-16 years old (mostly through my sister's or brother's marriage, but I have an 11 year old niece). I was thinking the same thing about people not having a clue what a girl in that age range looks like. Ellen Page, Kate Upton, etc. are no where near looking like a pre-teen or an early teen girl.

NorvTurnerOverdrive
12-22-2011, 03:17 PM
it's not perceived age that creeps me out it's the androgyny. give her a bowl cut and lose the makeup and
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltgNZ51zaeY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

RomaGoth
12-22-2011, 03:24 PM
lol

Danny
12-22-2011, 05:56 PM
Jokes aside, and from someone who has worked in high schools, she looks like a high school senior or first year or two college students. The bigger issue is simply, she isn't hot

Drake
12-22-2011, 08:23 PM
She has smoker's teeth (ref. the 2nd pic RomaGoth posted).

That still means she does it, right? Or has that changed in the last twenty years?

Noop
12-22-2011, 09:01 PM
SMH. She is hot.

hoopsguy
12-22-2011, 09:06 PM
And yet Tina Fey polls 78% to Ellen Page's current 33%? Yeah I'm not seeing this at all. Page is 1000000x hotter than Fey will ever be. I swear, FOFC is getting as old as Bucc.

No reason to make a second mistake. Fey at 78% is possibly the worst vote on this board, and that is overcoming a number of horrible aggregate votes.

DanGarion
12-23-2011, 12:27 AM
She has smoker's teeth (ref. the 2nd pic RomaGoth posted).

That still means she does it, right? Or has that changed in the last twenty years?

She doesn't smoke.

CrimsonFox
12-23-2011, 12:58 AM
Maybe we should remove all the previous FOFC HoN people from the list. Because people keep comparing the rankings of now with the rankings of 5 years ago. Tis a different crowd now . And if we revoted everybody they would not be as high as they were then.

Danny
12-23-2011, 01:23 AM
What about Erin Andrews? She would have to compete for 90%+

Danny
12-23-2011, 01:24 AM
I mean, so many poor nominations considering the women still out there

Tigercat
12-23-2011, 02:34 AM
Some people on this board would not do well guessing ages in other countries, say Japan. I guess Japan is full of men who want to date women who look 15/who kinda look like guys?

I can understand some people being attracted/not attracted to certain facial features, hair colors, and body types. But to extend the idea towards other people that only women with full figures should be considered hot, that's incredibly close minded.

RomaGoth
12-23-2011, 11:31 AM
Some people on this board would not do well guessing ages in other countries, say Japan. I guess Japan is full of men who want to date women who look 15/who kinda look like guys?

I can understand some people being attracted/not attracted to certain facial features, hair colors, and body types. But to extend the idea towards other people that only women with full figures should be considered hot, that's incredibly close minded.

Not sure if you are referring to me but I wasn't referring to her body at all. I am strictly looking at her face and thinking she just looks way too young to even be considered hot or not. Just my opinion of course, but I like my women looking a little older is all. Others disagree apparently, and that is fine.

DanGarion
12-23-2011, 02:00 PM
Maybe we should remove all the previous FOFC HoN people from the list. Because people keep comparing the rankings of now with the rankings of 5 years ago. Tis a different crowd now . And if we revoted everybody they would not be as high as they were then.

I made that suggestion when I started doing these again and it was decided not to do that.

CrimsonFox
12-23-2011, 04:37 PM
I made that suggestion when I started doing these again and it was decided not to do that.


Via another HoN Poll? :D

Well if that's the case then, people should just stop bitching and comparing apples to oranges.

AlexB
12-23-2011, 05:05 PM
Via another HoN Poll? :D

Well if that's the case then, people should just stop bitching and comparing apples to oranges.

I like apples. But I also like oranges. But which is better?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Exbbk3PYEZE/S4eehqBrZfI/AAAAAAAAAJE/HsvAHnZWPA0/s320/HarryHill_fight.jpg

CrimsonFox
12-23-2011, 05:10 PM
I like apples. But I also like oranges. But which is better?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Exbbk3PYEZE/S4eehqBrZfI/AAAAAAAAAJE/HsvAHnZWPA0/s320/HarryHill_fight.jpg


:lol::popcorn::D:jester::thumbsup::banana::funkychickendance::crazy::funkychickendance::crazy::funkychickendance::crazy::funkychickendance::funkychickendance::jawdrop::party:

MacroGuru
12-30-2011, 07:12 AM
Someone dropped the ball yesterday...

CrimsonFox
12-30-2011, 07:17 AM
pick up the ball! yoyoyo gimme the rock!

DanGarion
12-30-2011, 10:48 AM
Sorry on vacation this week from work so I didn't think about it yesterday.