Celebrity Hot or Not 1.0 - Special Edition! - Kate Middleton

[Kodos]

Hot...




... or not?

[Ksyrup]

Which TV show/movie I've never seen is she from?

[Kodos]

I can't tell if it is sarcasm....

She's a princess. Kudos to you if you have avoided all Royal Family coverage.

[Rizon]

She has a young MILFiness about her. Which is hot.

[Ksyrup]

I can't tell if it is sarcasm....

She's a princess. Kudos to you if you have avoided all Royal Family coverage.

I didn't avoid it, but I damn sure forgot about it. Too many Kate's out there, I guess. All the names run together.

[Ksyrup]

Why do people still refer to her pre-princess maiden name?

[JediKooter]

I'm seriously disappointed that this isn't a thread about Kate Beckinsale.

[spleen1015]

Why are we circumventing DG's polls? She didn't get enough nominations to be included there.

[Kodos]

We're not circumventing DG's version. This is a special edition of the original CHorN polls. :)

[Drake]

I voted Hot, but this poll is a fail without pics.

[Rizon]

I voted Hot, but this poll is a fail without pics.

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[Autumn]

Do I have to do everything around here?

http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/models_300/372_kate_middleton-915259-large_image-915259-large_image.jpg

http://k14.vcmedia.vn/Images/Uploaded/Share/2011/10/04/75d111004fakate05.jpg

http://www.denimology.com/2011/04/KATE%20MIDDLETON-thumb-466x915-66594.jpg

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=31714,filename=kate_middleton_butt.jpg

[Autumn]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-64PneeuNBrc/TbIQ5zIZqdI/AAAAAAAACVk/po4DR18kbOI/s400/Kate-Middleton.jpg

http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-photo-1.jpg

[Autumn]

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kate-middleton.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fgqEKsCO3Xo/TY6IdsQUzwI/AAAAAAAAE_Q/iBI36gxQYYc/s1600/Kate%2BMiddleton%2B%2B%2B5.jpg

[JediKooter]

She's got a hot body.

[ISiddiqui]

Why do people still refer to her pre-princess maiden name?

This.

She's "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge" now. It's like called Michelle Obama "Michelle Robinson" because that was her maiden/birth name.

[JediKooter]

I'd prefer to call her: Catherine, Owner of Hot Body. ;)

[stevew]

Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

[Autumn]

This.

She's "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge" now. It's like called Michelle Obama "Michelle Robinson" because that was her maiden/birth name.

For my purposes, as someone who pays no attention to the royal family and only know anything about her by osmosis, it's because I've heard Kate Middleton a hundred times, before the marriage, and I've never once heard her called something else. Also because I don't really care.

[Ksyrup]

It didn't really register with me who she was precisely because her name is *just* Kate Middleton. I didn't even think royalty, although obviously I remember her now.

[Rizon]

She's got a hot body.

This.

She also would look hot behind a baby stroller. Yummy ....

[Rizon]

Also because I don't really care.

This.

It is not ok to debate what a chick should or should not be called in a Hot or Not Poll. Might as well start a poll on which Maroon 5 guy is hottest.

[JediKooter]

... Might as well start a poll on which Maroon 5 guy is hottest.

Ping Pumpy!!

[cuervo72]

Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

There's something about Pippa's face that bugs me. Maybe the forehead, maybe the shape of the eyes. With her eyes and her sometimes darker complexion, she sometimes strikes me as being part Asian, as odd as that may sound.

I think Kate is more attractive, but I'm not sure if she'll hold up well (British stereotype, possibly).

[Izulde]

She compensates for a bland face with a good body and fashion sense. Unfortunately, I suspect that she will not age well and do not overall consider her hot.

Kudos for a middle class girl for managing to bag a prince, however. Thus far, she appears to be adapting adequately to the dictates of aristocratic society, which is another plus in her book.

[DanGarion]

She got less nominations in 2.0 than Pippa, but in my humble opinion she's hot.

[JonInMiddleGA]

At the end of the day, after any & all discussion and consideration, I ultimately have to vote on my overall reaction to everything associated with the contender.

She gets my vote.

[Autumn]

Are you saying "if I get a boner" JiMGA?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Are you saying "if I get a boner" JiMGA?

Nah, cause "cute" can get that under the right conditions.

[CrimsonFox]

so what's with this special edition stuff? is this like new vs classic coke?

[DanGarion]

so what's with this special edition stuff? is this like new vs classic coke?
Kodos is the original founder of CHoN, so I'm not going to question it. But I will be incorporating Kate's voting into the spreadsheet.

[PurdueBrad]

Hotness tiebreakers are broken at the family level first. I think Pippa is more attractive. But I don't really think Pippa is all that hot. So by proxy, NOT.

This. Steve, I find I end up agreeing with you on a lot of these so you've either got good taste or we both have awful taste.

[JeeberDMack]

Kate, absolutely.

Pippa, not on your life.

[lighthousekeeper]

:nono:

This thread upsets the delicately balanced HoN system.

[General Mike]

Right now, yes. 10 years from now? Well I'll be dead by then so who cares.

[claphamsa]

fuck no

[Kodos]

I just felt compelled to post a poll on her, for whatever reason. I have no plan to make a habit of it. :)

[Suicane75]

She's got very British thighs/legs.

[CrimsonFox]

a very boot oriented person. ehhhhhhhhhh neh

[bulletsponge]

lets just say "she can shine my royal scepter anytime"

[cuervo72]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2012/02/pippa3212.jpg

Might someday look like the woman at the 2:58 mark.

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[Subby]

If I saw this walking down the street in front of my office I would probably do the full 180 turn and jawdrop.

http://www.denimology.com/2011/04/KATE%20MIDDLETON-thumb-466x915-66594.jpg

[SteveMax58]

My wife gets told she is Kate Middleton's twin all the time (more so when the wedding thing was in the news).

So yeah, I guess I have to go hot.

[Autumn]

pixplzkthx

[albionmoonlight]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2012/02/pippa3212.jpg

Might someday look like the woman at the 2:58 mark.

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yy.

She's slutty, and her ass looks amazing in the right dress, so everyone defaults to her as the "hot" one. But I think that you really need to look at the whole package, not just the gaudy superficial stats. I see Pippa like the Ryan Leaf to Kate's Peyton Manning.

[Logan]

My wife gets told she is Kate Middleton's twin all the time (more so when the wedding thing was in the news).

So yeah, I guess I have to go hot.

My fiancee got the same thing. So SMOKING HOT!

[stevew]

So apparently she's still into 1970s grooming. Dutch tabloid looking good in long lens season.

[Marc Vaughan]

She's got very British thighs/legs.

Confused ... she looks like she plays soccer a lot? ;)

[stevew]

I just assumed she would be the dutchess of hardwoods instead of the dutchess of furberry.

[molson]

She has a young MILFiness about her. Which is hot.

I think she has longevity, you can just tell that somehow. She'll be hot at 50.

[MIJB#19]

So apparently she's still into 1970s grooming. Dutch tabloid looking good in long lens season.A. it's a French tabloid and B. that was last week's news.

[Subby]

Not last week here. Topless was last week. Enchanted Forest is this week.