Ben E Lou
02-02-2012, 06:39 AM
Ladies and gents, I present to you the 2021 CCFL Solecismic League MVP.
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>14</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet0.png</center></td><td> RB Phillip Schwartz (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9125) (ARI) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=0)</td><td><center>1,092.0</center></td><td>296-1537 rush, 5.2 ypc, 4TD, 4 fmb. 48 tgt, 38 catches, 256yds, 5.3 ypt, 2TD, 1 drp.</td></tr></tbody></table>
Clearly he had better years than all of the following fellow RBs.
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>3</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet1.png</center></td><td> RB Sims Polk (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=8241) (ATL) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=1)</td><td><center>1,587.9</center></td><td>380-1814 rush, 4.8 ypc, 15TD, 1 fmb. 66 tgt, 50 catches, 469yds, 7.1 ypt, 6TD, 2 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>7</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet29.png</center></td><td> RB Howard Rousseau (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9918) (WAS) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=29)</td><td><center>1,250.6</center></td><td>345-1696 rush, 4.9 ypc, 8TD, 6 fmb. 48 tgt, 37 catches, 348yds, 7.3 ypt, 0TD, 3 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>9</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet20.png</center></td><td> RB Jose Blaine (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=11614) (OAK) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=20)</td><td><center>1,238.6</center></td><td>321-1592 rush, 5.0 ypc, 11TD, 5 fmb. 48 tgt, 33 catches, 368yds, 7.7 ypt, 4TD, 3 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>13</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet30.png</center></td><td> RB A.J. Eaves (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=11621) (CLE) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=30)</td><td><center>1,129.7</center></td><td>279-1595 rush, 5.7 ypc, 7TD, 5 fmb. 50 tgt, 35 catches, 243yds, 4.9 ypt, 2TD, 2 drp.</td></tr></tbody></table>
...and don't forget these WRs and QBs, either!
S <center><table style="border-collapse: collapse" border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>1</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet24.png</center></td><td> FL Daniel Finch (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=5915) (SEA) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=24)</td><td><center>1,702.2</center></td><td>233 targets, 140 catches, 2156yds, 9.3 ypt, 19TD, 9 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>2</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet24.png</center></td><td> QB Steve Ola (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=5716) (SEA) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=24)</td><td><center>1,592.7</center></td><td>431 for 691, 5109 yds, 7.4 ypa, 44TD, 15INT, 97.0 rtg. 21-134 rush, 0TD, 10 fmb. 35 sk.</td></tr><tr><td><center>4</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet1.png</center></td><td> QB Lenny Silva (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9040) (ATL) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=1)</td><td><center>1,374.5</center></td><td>311 for 484, 4078 yds, 8.4 ypa, 36TD, 18INT, 100.0 rtg. 35-117 rush, 1TD, 3 fmb. 21 sk.</td></tr><tr><td><center>5</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet11.png</center></td><td> QB Kim Branch (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9861) (IND) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=11)</td><td><center>1,314.9</center></td><td>303 for 468, 4060 yds, 8.7 ypa, 30TD, 17INT, 98.4 rtg. 23-80 rush, 1TD, 3 fmb. 19 sk.</td></tr><tr><td><center>6</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet27.png</center></td><td> QB Tracy Westerman (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=4882) (TBY) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=27)</td><td><center>1,259.5</center></td><td>261 for 441, 3387 yds, 7.7 ypa, 30TD, 8INT, 98.5 rtg. 38-241 rush, 0TD, 7 fmb. 20 sk.</td></tr></tbody></table></center>
Congrats, Phil! You, uh, earned it?
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>14</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet0.png</center></td><td> RB Phillip Schwartz (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9125) (ARI) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=0)</td><td><center>1,092.0</center></td><td>296-1537 rush, 5.2 ypc, 4TD, 4 fmb. 48 tgt, 38 catches, 256yds, 5.3 ypt, 2TD, 1 drp.</td></tr></tbody></table>
Clearly he had better years than all of the following fellow RBs.
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>3</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet1.png</center></td><td> RB Sims Polk (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=8241) (ATL) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=1)</td><td><center>1,587.9</center></td><td>380-1814 rush, 4.8 ypc, 15TD, 1 fmb. 66 tgt, 50 catches, 469yds, 7.1 ypt, 6TD, 2 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>7</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet29.png</center></td><td> RB Howard Rousseau (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9918) (WAS) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=29)</td><td><center>1,250.6</center></td><td>345-1696 rush, 4.9 ypc, 8TD, 6 fmb. 48 tgt, 37 catches, 348yds, 7.3 ypt, 0TD, 3 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>9</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet20.png</center></td><td> RB Jose Blaine (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=11614) (OAK) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=20)</td><td><center>1,238.6</center></td><td>321-1592 rush, 5.0 ypc, 11TD, 5 fmb. 48 tgt, 33 catches, 368yds, 7.7 ypt, 4TD, 3 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>13</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet30.png</center></td><td> RB A.J. Eaves (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=11621) (CLE) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=30)</td><td><center>1,129.7</center></td><td>279-1595 rush, 5.7 ypc, 7TD, 5 fmb. 50 tgt, 35 catches, 243yds, 4.9 ypt, 2TD, 2 drp.</td></tr></tbody></table>
...and don't forget these WRs and QBs, either!
S <center><table style="border-collapse: collapse" border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>1</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet24.png</center></td><td> FL Daniel Finch (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=5915) (SEA) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=24)</td><td><center>1,702.2</center></td><td>233 targets, 140 catches, 2156yds, 9.3 ypt, 19TD, 9 drp.</td></tr><tr><td><center>2</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet24.png</center></td><td> QB Steve Ola (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=5716) (SEA) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=24)</td><td><center>1,592.7</center></td><td>431 for 691, 5109 yds, 7.4 ypa, 44TD, 15INT, 97.0 rtg. 21-134 rush, 0TD, 10 fmb. 35 sk.</td></tr><tr><td><center>4</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet1.png</center></td><td> QB Lenny Silva (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9040) (ATL) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=1)</td><td><center>1,374.5</center></td><td>311 for 484, 4078 yds, 8.4 ypa, 36TD, 18INT, 100.0 rtg. 35-117 rush, 1TD, 3 fmb. 21 sk.</td></tr><tr><td><center>5</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet11.png</center></td><td> QB Kim Branch (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=9861) (IND) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=11)</td><td><center>1,314.9</center></td><td>303 for 468, 4060 yds, 8.7 ypa, 30TD, 17INT, 98.4 rtg. 23-80 rush, 1TD, 3 fmb. 19 sk.</td></tr><tr><td><center>6</center></td><td><center>http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/slivers/helmet27.png</center></td><td> QB Tracy Westerman (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/playercard.php?playerid=4882) (TBY) (http://108.59.255.76/%7Ebenelou/ccfl/ben/teampage.php?teamid=27)</td><td><center>1,259.5</center></td><td>261 for 441, 3387 yds, 7.7 ypa, 30TD, 8INT, 98.5 rtg. 38-241 rush, 0TD, 7 fmb. 20 sk.</td></tr></tbody></table></center>
Congrats, Phil! You, uh, earned it?