To the makers of...

[cartman]

Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce:
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/hotsauceworld_2192_20342408

Simply put... FUCK YOU! Gawd damn this hurts!!!@@!

[DaddyTorgo]

Dude - that's the spiciest shit in the world. How much did you have?

[cartman]

Dude - that's the spiciest shit in the world. How much did you have?

I put about a teaspoon on a grilled chicken breast about 10 minutes ago. And I pray for the grim reaper to take me now.

[Matthean]

I tried one of these super spicy sauces when I was in Tenn. I think my mouth was burning over a half hour later. The amount I had was a drop that fit on a toothpick.

[EagleFan]

A teaspoon of that is WAY too much. That stuff would be hot as hell in eye dropper doses.

[cartman]

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

[DaddyTorgo]

Yeah seriously - you should have done some research man. Ghost Peppers are the hottest things on the Scobee (is that how it's spelled) scale.

I dunno what might help with that - isn't milk usually good?

[PilotMan]

None of Dave's sauces are worth it. Spicy flavor is one thing, but pure heat is another.

My wife once got me a sauce that she had to sign a waiver saying that she would not carry an open bottle in a car and that she would not take it over state lines. I think I used a couple of times before I threw it out. It's nice in theory but poor in application.

[PilotMan]

Yeah seriously - you should have done some research man. Ghost Peppers are the hottest things on the Scobee (is that how it's spelled) scale.

I dunno what might help with that - isn't milk usually good?

A stick of real butter as disgusting as that sounds works well.

[DaddyTorgo]

They say ice cream is good to reduce the burning. Milk also (although it will have an odd taste FYI).

[cartman]

I'm a bit lactose intolerant so all I have on hand is almond milk. AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

[DaddyTorgo]

You're fucked then.

Deal with the lactose intolerance and have some butter or you just have to sit there and scream.

[Lathum]

Just wait until it comes out the other end.

[cartman]

AAGH!!!!

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/IMG_0120.jpg

[Dutch]

lmmfao!!

[SackAttack]

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

What about listening to MBBF brag about Mizzou winning the next three national championships in either football or basketball in return for cessation of the pain? Worth it?

[SackAttack]

Dola,

That looks like you used way more than a teaspoon, unless that bottle is smaller than it appears. :D

[cartman]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.gifflix.com/files/be14ca187284.gif

[EagleFan]

Why is there a tiny little condom on the counter?

[Matthean]

Why is there a tiny little condom on the counter?

I would make a joke, but Cartman is taking enough abuse as is. :lol:

[cartman]

That's the cap off of a Tabasco bottle. I thought that the Tabasco, being a lower in Scoville rating item, would act to counteract the Dave's sauce. It didn't work.

[jeff061]

None of Dave's sauces are worth it. Spicy flavor is one thing, but pure heat is another.



Their Total Insanity is good. Much beyond that is pointless for flavor though.

[cartman]

SWEET JEEBUS!!!

Tequila!!! Sweet tequila!!!

I just did a shot of Don Julio, and the heat has magically gone!!!

[cartman]

Just wait until it comes out the other end.

I'm afraid I will learn the inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire".

[stevew]

Cucumbers are good for reducing heat.

[cartman]

That was literally an hour of pain. That shit should be illegal. I'm happy that I was self-aware enough after this to wash my hands before I had to pee. That would have been horrendous.

[CrimsonFox]

fun thread!

[Terps]

Yeah seriously - you should have done some research man. Ghost Peppers are the hottest things on the Scobee (is that how it's spelled) scale.

I dunno what might help with that - isn't milk usually good?

Not anymore, the Trinidad Scorpion is the hottest pepper now.

[stevew]

I'm afraid I will learn the inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire".


I would seriously consider getting some prep H suppositories or liberally using some Vaseline down below. Its probably going to be horrible.

[vex]

Now to purchase some.

[SackAttack]

That was literally an hour of pain. That shit should be illegal. I'm happy that I was self-aware enough after this to wash my hands before I had to pee. That would have been horrendous.

What's the Mel Brooks line?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

:D

[JonInMiddleGA]

Truly sincerely LOL

[AENeuman]

That's the cap off of a Tabasco bottle. I thought that the Tabasco, being a lower in Scoville rating item, would act to counteract the Dave's sauce. It didn't work.

Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

[Galaxy]

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

LMAO!

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Looks like there is still some left in the bottle... I'll give you a dollar if you down a full shot. (The trick to it not burning your mouth is to just put it down the hatch. You can do this!)

[CrimsonFox]

Ya know as hot as that shit sounded like it was, and as painful as it made your mouth....I have to think that was nothing compared to the pain and burning of it coming out of your ass hours later.

[Autumn]

At this moment Cartman's Ass is the hottest topic in FOFC. Literally.

[terpkristin]

Pure gold. Lava gold.

/tk

[MizzouRah]

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

:lol:

drink some milk!

[JonInMiddleGA]

I sure hope everything came out okay

[Autumn]

This is like when we all waited to hear about the Krispy Kreme Burgers ... no news may be bad news.

[Matthean]

I would seriously consider getting some prep H suppositories or liberally using some Vaseline down below. Its probably going to be horrible.

Apparently tequila helps with the heat as well. :D

[ntndeacon]

Apparently tequila helps with the heat as well. :D

or at least it will make you not remember it.

[Autumn]

"Why are there scorch marks on my bath mat? Why is my tongue black?"

[Buccaneer]

All the rage here in Colorado. Teaspoon is way too much. For taste-testing, a toothpick will do. And to put it on something, a toothpick will still do.

[Lathum]

Cartman texted me a picture of his toilet this morning

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3376/firetoilet.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/firetoilet.jpg/)

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[Ben E Lou]

Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce:
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/hotsauceworld_2192_20342408

Simply put... FUCK YOU! Gawd damn this hurts!!!@@!

OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=14917)

[Ben E Lou]

Just wait until it comes out the other end.OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=14917)

[Ben E Lou]

Ya know as hot as that shit sounded like it was, and as painful as it made your mouth....I have to think that was nothing compared to the pain and burning of it coming out of your ass hours later.OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=14917)

[Ben E Lou]

:D

[Buccaneer]

Memo to Ben: If you can't handle ordinary jalapenos, stay away from ghost and bhut peppers. Just sayin' ;)

[MizzouRah]

Cartman texted me a picture of his toilet this morning

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3376/firetoilet.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/firetoilet.jpg/)

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:lol:

[cartman]

Nothing to report at this point. My colon might have gone into self-preservation mode to delay the inevitable as long as possible.

[terpkristin]

Wow, Ben bringing back the OLD times. :D

/tk

[Ben E Lou]

Wow, Ben bringing back the OLD times. :D

/tkI just got a kick out of the fact that cartman was pretty much the person giving me the hardest time in that thread, and the person who posted the most in it. It may have taken 8+ years, but what comes around, goes around, I suppose. :p

[SirFozzie]

I'm shocked.. shocked and appalled that nobody posted this video in this thread before:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MvK2Y1hv9mY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[cartman]

Oh boy. It took 36 hours, but now the second phase is kicking in. This is not going to be a pleasant afternoon.

[Matthean]

Oh boy. It took 36 hours, but now the second phase is kicking in. This is not going to be a pleasant afternoon.

It is Sunday so it's time for a religious experience with the porcelain gods.

[MizzouRah]

I'm shocked.. shocked and appalled that nobody posted this video in this thread before:

<IFRAME src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MvK2Y1hv9mY" frameBorder=0 width=420 height=315 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>

hahahah... that was great..

[stevew]

Fire in the hole!

[Swaggs]

I'm shocked.. shocked and appalled that nobody posted this video in this thread before:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MvK2Y1hv9mY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That's awesome.

I can't believe that I have never seen it before. :)

I am awful with anything with more than a moderate amount of heat, but had a tiny taste of that ghost sauce once. It felt like it literally ripped the skin out of my throat for about 90 minutes. I can't imagine anyone eating any volume of it.

[cartman]

A ghost pepper vodka. I'm strangely interested in acquiring this.

The Vodka So Dangerous You Should Never Drink It Straight (http://gizmodo.com/5933415/the-vodka-so-dangerous-you-should-never-drink-it-straight)

[SirFozzie]

too bad the video didn't show him vomiting afterwards like it says ;)

[SackAttack]

A ghost pepper vodka. I'm strangely interested in acquiring this.

The Vodka So Dangerous You Should Never Drink It Straight (http://gizmodo.com/5933415/the-vodka-so-dangerous-you-should-never-drink-it-straight)

You totally should.

Just for our collective amusement.

[SirFozzie]

Yes, video the whole thing. For science of course.

[cartman]

So, you'd have thought I learned my lesson. I went to a hot sauce festival up in DFW this weekend called Zest Fest. Sampled something called 'Flash Bang'. Got 1/4 teaspoon of it. At first it had great flavor. Then about a minute later came the great pain. My mouth was burning for about 10-15 minutes, so I guess I'm getting more tolerant of the stuff. Then, about an hour later, it felt like it was trying to dissolve a hole in my stomach. If that is what an ulcer feels like, I hope I never have one. Here is a link to the stuff:

FLASHBANG Hot Sauce (http://www.pepperpalace.com/FLASHBANG-Hot-Sauce-p/j260.htm)

But as bad as that was, I was WAY better off than the guy that ate an entire Carolina Reaper pepper. He quickly regretted making that poor life decision.