Why I don't miss the frat days

[Senator]

Wayward email chain to my gmail tells the trials and tribulations of the hard knock frat life:


Bros and soon to be bros,
I find it most unbrotherly that my chipoltle is missing. I missed dinner to represent us at Mock, and this morning I cameback to find my burrito is gone.I address you all because I think its unlikely that a non-brother went back into the kitchen during the party to eat my burrito. Its possible it got misplaced, but my money is on someone drunk eating it after the party. If this was you, I'd like to sincerely ask you to fuck off and watch your back.
In phi,

Brock S


You can eat mine if you want Brock, i would hope that no one ate mine yet... :) However, if one of you did end up eating mine too, please do let me know in all honesty and you will be rewarded not for your misdeed, but for your honesty alone!!!
Iftekhar S

[Shkspr]

Whatever happened to the time honored tradition of taking a dump in a tortilla, wrapping it up, and waiting for the culprit to strike again?

[Senator]

Happily, brotherhood is restored.

Bros and Bros to be:
Sorry for the angry outburst. I spent about 10 of my last 24 hours at the Mock convention. To say I was over-worked and under-sexed was and understatement. Luckily, one of those issues has been resolved, and I'm not mad about the burrito thing. Nate is graciously seeing another burrito my way, and all is right in the world. Thanks you to the brothers who offered me their scrumptious Chipoltle, and here's to a Cayenne and Cilantro laden night.
In delicious Phi
Brock S

[Swaggs]

To be fair, it is hard to imagine working a 10-hour day or going 24-hours without sex. Poor kid.

[JPhillips]

A ten hour day? Oh the humanity!

[A-Husker-4-Life]

bros will be bros, you know..

[Drake]

I get those sorts of e-mails in regarding the office fridge all the f'ing time.

[JediKooter]

The dude's name is Brock...he deserved to have his food taken away from him.

[I. J. Reilly]

Brock's starting to grow on me, I kinda like this kid.