So, they've run out of movie ideas.

[DougW]

Yep, that has to be it. Why else would we have :

Abraham Lincoln, our 16th President, is now ... wait for it ... a vampire hunter.

Watch the movie trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter | Technology News Blog - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/watch-movie-trailer-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-220805599.html)

[Suicane75]

It might be the weed, but I'll be stoned if that doesn't sound like the best thing ever.

[Jughead Spock]

It was a pretty cool book, actually.

[Matthean]

This is part of a trend in books that are being written. Jane Austen was the first one and it had zombies in it.

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

when i heard the idea i thought it could be cool if they made it in an alternate universe and made it all steampunky but after seeing the trailer it looks like every vampire movie made in the past 5 years complete with sexy abraham lincoln.

[Rizon]

I thought they ran out of ideas when they made Rockem Sockem Robots a movie.

[Autumn]

No, Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter is actually an idea. Maybe a bad one, but it's an idea.

Battleship is not an idea.

[ISiddiqui]

Amen... I saw the Battleship trailer and literally yelled out "What in the Hell"?

[Rizon]

Amen... I saw the Battleship trailer and literally yelled out "What in the Hell"?

*shrug* I yelled out B3.

[Senator]

I saw the movie Idiocracy. I didn't think much of it, but damned if it might be the greatest cautionary tale of where we are headed than anything I have ever seen.

[JediKooter]

Yup. At least the vampire hunting Abe Lincoln idea is original. I can only hope the first few vampires he kills, sparkle.

[Ksyrup]

"You sunk my unrealistic expectations!"

[Honolulu_Blue]

I saw the movie Idiocracy. I didn't think much of it, but damned if it might be the greatest cautionary tale of where we are headed than anything I have ever seen.

I agree. I saw "Idiocracy" just a few months ago and am stunned how many times I've seen things or read about things that immediately make me think about a line or situation from that movie.

"Ow My Balls!", indeed.

[JediKooter]

I'm waiting for:

Connect 4: The Movie
Hungry Hungry Hippos
The Noid: A Dominos Love Story

[CrimsonFox]

*shrug* I yelled out B3.


"YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!"

[CrimsonFox]

I agree. I saw "Idiocracy" just a few months ago and am stunned how many times I've seen things or read about things that immediately make me think about a line or situation from that movie.

"Ow My Balls!", indeed.

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at those three words. That scene was so funny! :)

[JPhillips]

I'm waiting for:

Connect 4: The Movie

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[JediKooter]

http://afflictor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bob-carol-ted-alice-1969-2.jpg

Damn. They already made a movie out of it.

[ISiddiqui]

Wait a second! I just realized the producer of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is Tim Burton and the director is Timur Bekmambetov! I'm psyched now!

[bulletsponge]

i hope he takes an axe to those twilight "vampires"

[stevew]

The new trailer looks fucking awesome

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[CrimsonFox]

http://afflictor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bob-carol-ted-alice-1969-2.jpg


LOL! Yes! :D

Could cross reference these movies and be
Bob & Carol & Ted & Abraham!

[RendeR]

I saw the movie Idiocracy. I didn't think much of it, but damned if it might be the greatest cautionary tale of where we are headed than anything I have ever seen.



this post cannot receive enough love and attention.

[Easy Mac]

In just disappointed it doesn't star Henry Pollsrd and Breckin Meyer.

Are we having fun yet?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I think when we see After M*A*S*H* as a movie, they will have run out of ideas.

[MrBug708]

I think when we see After M*A*S*H* as a movie, they will have run out of ideas.

To be fair, the TV series was based off of a film

[JediKooter]

What about Trapper John MD?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Sherman's Head

The tales of the different personal traits of Sherman T. Potter and how they interact.

[DougW]

Apparantly it (Lincoln the Vampire killer) opens (in limited release) this weekend. And, from what I've read ... it will do well, and may be pretty good.

[CrimsonFox]

Sherman's Head

The tales of the different personal traits of Sherman T. Potter and how they interact.


Putting too much swoop on the "T", perhaps. And why wouldn't Mr Stovepipe hat killin vampires and ending slavery be good!

[kcchief19]

I think when we see After M*A*S*H* as a movie, they will have run out of ideas.
Will it always be too soon for a War on Terrorism situation comedy? For some reason I've been watching some old M*A*S*H reruns lately (Henry Blake/Trapper episodes) and been laughing out loud even though I've seen them a million times.

Choon Hi: His father is GI Joe.
Henry: Well, I'm afraid we don't have anybody by that name here, miss.
Choon Hi: Su Yong father speak nice to me, like wind song.
Henry: Well, some of our guys can really shovel the old wind song.
Choon Hi: His father not just guy. He doctor. MASH 4077.
Henry: Well, that's our phone number. (he closes door) And you say he could really talk up the old wind song?
(Choon Hi nods)
Henry: (muttering to himself) Pierce and/or McIntyre.

[Lathum]

Apparantly it (Lincoln the Vampire killer) opens (in limited release) this weekend. And, from what I've read ... it will do well, and may be pretty good.

err...

It came out on DVD like, 3 weeks ago.

I think you are confusing it with the actual Abe Lincoln movie with Daniel Day Lewis

[MrBug708]

Apparantly it (Lincoln the Vampire killer) opens (in limited release) this weekend. And, from what I've read ... it will do well, and may be pretty good.

I saw it a few months ago? Was that an LA thing? I thought it was great

[Pyser]

Apparantly it (Lincoln the Vampire killer) opens (in limited release) this weekend. And, from what I've read ... it will do well, and may be pretty good.

i cant believe they got spielberg to direct a vampire movie

[Matthean]

i cant believe they got spielberg to direct a vampire movie

Really pushing for an Oscar by going that route.

[JediKooter]

I hope Spielberg doesn't edit out the wooden stakes.

[DougW]

err...

It came out on DVD like, 3 weeks ago.

I think you are confusing it with the actual Abe Lincoln movie with Daniel Day Lewis

It is decidedly so.